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“But you are my life!” she said, breaking into frustrated tears. “You became my life on the day you were born. You’re part of me, you and Eve, the most important part of me. How can I separate from that?”
Lincoln didn’t answer. His mother walked past him out of the room. He slunk farther down, onto the floor, and held his face in his hands.
HE STAYED THAT way for twenty minutes or so, until he realized it was taking some effort to hold the position, until he felt more tired than guilty or angry.
He found his mother sitting on the living room floor, looking up at the chandelier. “You can take the couch from the sunroom,” she said when he walked in, “the brown one. There’s too much furniture in that room already. It would fit fine here. It’ll look almost purple in this light.”
He nodded.
“And I’ll find you some nice dishes at the thrift shop. Don’t buy any more plastic. It leaches into your food, you know,” she said, “and simulates estrogen. It lives in your fat cells and causes breast cancer …I don’t know what it does to men. I wish I’d known you needed dishes. I saw a complete set the other day at the Goodwill, with a butter dish and a gravy boat and everything. White with little blue daisies. Not exactly masculine, but still …”
“I’m not picky,” he said.
She nodded and kept nodding. “You can have anything you want from your bedroom, of course, or you can leave it. That will always be your room. Just like your sister’s. You can always come home if you need to, or even if you want to. That house is your home as long as it’s mine.”
“Okay,” he said. “Thank you.”
He walked over to her and held out his hands, pulling her to her feet. She held on to his hands, squeezed them, then started smoothing her long skirt.
“I suppose your sister knows all about this already,” she said.
“No,” Lincoln said.
“Oh.” That was good news. “Maybe I’ll call her. Maybe I’ll see if she wants to help me go shopping for your kitchen.”
“Sure,” he said. He hugged her then, tight, and wished that he’d thought to do it sooner.
“It really is a beautiful apartment,” she said.
EVE CALLED LINCOLN at work the next day. All she could say was, “Good for you” and “I’m so proud of you.” She offered Jake Sr.’s help if Lincoln needed to move anything. “Just a couch,” he said.
“Anything,” Eve said. There really wasn’t much else to move besides clothes and his computer.
He went home, to his mom’s house, for lunch every day of the next week. She sent him off with boxes full of cereal bowls and drinking glasses. A bookcase. A coffee table that just barely fit into his backseat. Hand-embroidered kitchen towels.
“All this stuff is so old,” Eve said, when she came to see his apartment. “It’s like somebody’s grandmother died, and you moved in.”
“I like it,” he said.
“I’m buying you something made of stainless steel,” she said, “something bachelor-y.”
CHAPTER 79
From: Beth Fremont
To: Jennifer Scribner-Snyder
Sent: Tues, 02/29/2000 3:48 PM
Subject: I told Derek about Chris …
And now the entire eastern third of the newsroom knows that I’m single. Melissa came over and patted my hand for, I swear, 20 minutes. She said she’s going to take me to this totally hot club —“wall-to-wall boys”—where you can get half-price appletinis after 10 o’clock on weeknights.
I told Derek that if I get cornered into drinking appletinis on a weeknight, I’m dragging his big mouth with me.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> What do you have against appletinis?
<<Beth to Jennifer>> I just don’t understand why everything has to be a martini. I don’t like drinking out of martini glasses, you have to pucker your mouth all weird to keep from spilling.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> How are you ever going to meet another man if you’re not going to drink martinis?
<<Beth to Jennifer>> I’m not, apparently. The last time I went on a first date, I wasn’t old enough to drink.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> Are you even interested in dating yet?
<<Beth to Jennifer>> I don’t know. In a way, I don’t really feel single. My life hasn’t changed substantially since Chris left, which shows, I guess, how little I’d been seeing him. I could almost go on pretending that I’m still in a serious relationship. Derek thinks I should take down all the photos of Chris in my cubicle. (Or in his words, “Jesus Christ, Beth, even I’m tired of looking at that asshole.”)
What do you think?
<<Jennifer to Beth>> I think it’s up to you. Does it make you sad to look at them?
<<Beth to Jennifer>> Yeah, it does. I should take them down.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> Your Cute Guy is never going to ask you out if your cubicle is full of photos of another man.
Seriously …there’s nothing keeping you from making contact with YCG now.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> I can’t have a real relationship with him. I’ve already been pretend-dating him for months. If we started dating, I’d have to eventually tell him about the time I followed him home from the movie theater. That doesn’t seem healthy.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> But he’s so nice.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> Are you saying that because he gave you French fries?
<<Jennifer to Beth>> I’m saying it because he seemed really, really nice.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> I need to date a guy I haven’t already contaminated with a nickname.
CHAPTER 80
EMILIE STOPPED INTO the IT office Thursday night between editions. She did that now, a few times a week, just to say hi. Well, not just to say hi, Lincoln knew she was interested in him. But he hadn’t decided yet what do with that knowledge.
He was interested in feeling the way he felt around Emilie. Like the brightest, shiniest thing in the room. Tall. And smart. And funny. When Emilie was around, he never fumbled his Christopher Walken impression. But he couldn’t see anything in her eyes past his own reflection. And now that Beth was back, he couldn’t make himself want to.
Emilie was twirling her ponytail around her fingers. “So, a few of us are going to do karaoke tomorrow night, there’s a cheesy bar in Bellevue, you should totally come, it’s going to be fun …”
“It sounds fun,” Lincoln said. “But I play Dungeons & Dragons on Saturday nights. Usually.” He’d missed some more games lately, he’d wanted to have the weekends to himself in his new apartment.
“It’s been a few weeks, so I really can’t miss tomorrow night.”
“Oh, you play Dungeons & Dragons?”
“Yeah … ,” he said.
“That’s cool … ,” she said.
That made Lincoln smile. Which made Emilie smile even wider. Which made him feel kind of guilty.
DAVE ANSWERED THE door Saturday night. He looked at Lincoln and frowned.
“Either you’re in the game or you’re not,” Dave said, after Christine had set Lincoln up with a plate of homemade tacos and a flagon (an actual flagon) of beer. “You can’t just drop in now and then.”
Dave pointed to Troy, who was trying not drip taco juice onto his faded Rush T-shirt. “Troy has been dragging your unconscious dwarf on an earth sled, just to keep you in the campaign. You’re a constant drain on his magic.”
“It’s the least I can do,” Troy said formally. “I’ve owed ’Smov a life debt since we battled side by side in the Free City of Greyhawk.”
“Troy, that was seven years ago,” Dave said, pained, “and that entire adventure was outside of continuity.”
“I wouldn’t expect a halfling like you to understand the nature of a life debt,” Troy said.
“Thank you, Troy,” Lincoln said, bowing his head.
“It’s an honor, brother.”
“I’m trying to run a campaign here,” Dave said. “This isn’t improv. It takes planning. I need to know who I have to work with.”
“Maybe Lincoln has had a good reason to stay close to home,” Christine said. She smiled at him, hopefully.
“We all have good reasons not to be here,” Larry said, frowning. “Do you think I don’t have anything more important to do?”
“I could be at the hospital, saving lives,” Teddy said flatly.
“I could be at my high school reunion,” Rick murmured.
“You guys aren’t helping,” Christine said. She looked back at Lincoln again, raising her eyebrows expectantly.
“Well,” he said, swallowing. “Actually, I do have news.” Christine clasped her hands. “I moved into an apartment.”
They all looked up.
“You moved out of your mom’s house?” Troy said.
“It’s about damn time,” Larry said.
“’Smov,” Troy said, leaning in for a sandalwood-thick hug, “I’m so proud of you.” Lincoln hugged him back.
Rick smiled.
“And I’m so proud of you,” Christine said. “That isn’t even the good news I was expecting.”
“I don’t know,” Dave said, rubbing his beard. “If I could go back to living rent-free, I would.”
“I never thought you’d do it, Lincoln,” Larry said. “I thought you were one of those guys.”
Lincoln winced.
“I never thought he’d move out of the dorms,” Dave said.
“Okay,” Lincoln said. “Enough.” He’d wanted them to be happy for him, but not this happy. Not this surprised. He hadn’t realized that everyone—even Troy, who lived in a studio apartment above an auto body shop—felt sorry for him. It was like getting congratulated for losing weight when you didn’t think anyone else had noticed that you needed to.
Christine was grinning at him across the table. Even the baby in the sling was smiling. Lincoln decided to smile, too.
“Are we going to play or not?” Teddy said. “My shift starts in six hours.”
“Now, we just have to find you a woman,” Troy said, thumping Lincoln on the back.
“Enough,” Lincoln said, “let’s play.”
“And with a crack of thunder, ” Dave said, “black clouds swept over the hills of Kara-Tur …”
CHAPTER 81
From: Jennifer Scribner-Snyder
To: Beth Fremont
Sent: Mon, 03/13/2000 3:08 PM
Subject: This message was almost about Doritos.
But I don’t think I have it in me. I don’t have it in me to be trivial.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> Hush your mouth, what could you possibly mean?
<<Jennifer to Beth>> These days, I’m using up all my energy on matters of life and death.
Everything else feels like a waste of time. Last night, I watched 60 Minutes instead of Grease. I even listened to NPR this morning on the way to work.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> Wait, Grease was on? Damn.
What do you usually listen to on the way to work?
<<Jennifer to Beth>> Flame 98, bringing today’s country hits straight to the heart of the heartland.
I really like Kat and Mowzer in the morning. At least, I used to. Lately, I can’t stand listening to them —or any of the other morning shows. They’re all sound-and-fury, tale-told-by-an-idiot, signifying- nothing.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> That’s got to be the first time someone has almost quoted Shakespeare in reference to Kat and Mowzer.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> I feel like I don’t have time for anything trivial. Every night, when Mitch comes home, I drag him into excruciatingly deep conversations—usually about whether we should try to get pregnant again and what it means to be a parent and whether it really is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> I’ve been thinking a lot about that last thing myself.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> Are you holding up okay?
<<Beth to Jennifer>> Yeah. Mostly. I had a wobbly moment at the grocery store last night when I realized I was buying a single banana. There’s nothing sadder than buying bananas one at a time. It’s like announcing to the world that there isn’t a soul in the world who’ll be breaking bread with you anytime soon. I don’t even buy bread anymore. There’s no way I can get through an entire loaf of bread before it starts to mold. I can’t decide which is more dejecting: grocery shopping for one or sitting alone in a restaurant.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> You should come eat with us. Mitch always cooks something healthy and delicious. We had shrimp tempura last night.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> Plus, I hear the dinner conversation is scintillating.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> You’re welcome anytime. Truly, why don’t you come tonight?
<<Beth to Jennifer>> Only if you tell me the Dorito story right now.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> It isn’t much of a story: I went to get some M&M’S from the break room today, and ended up in line behind the publisher at the snack machine. I was sure he would choose a conservative and traditional snack—perhaps mixed nuts or a great American Hershey’s bar—but, no, he went right for the Salsa Verde Doritos.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> This is at odds with everything I thought I understood about our editorial policy.
Lincoln didn’t answer. His mother walked past him out of the room. He slunk farther down, onto the floor, and held his face in his hands.
HE STAYED THAT way for twenty minutes or so, until he realized it was taking some effort to hold the position, until he felt more tired than guilty or angry.
He found his mother sitting on the living room floor, looking up at the chandelier. “You can take the couch from the sunroom,” she said when he walked in, “the brown one. There’s too much furniture in that room already. It would fit fine here. It’ll look almost purple in this light.”
He nodded.
“And I’ll find you some nice dishes at the thrift shop. Don’t buy any more plastic. It leaches into your food, you know,” she said, “and simulates estrogen. It lives in your fat cells and causes breast cancer …I don’t know what it does to men. I wish I’d known you needed dishes. I saw a complete set the other day at the Goodwill, with a butter dish and a gravy boat and everything. White with little blue daisies. Not exactly masculine, but still …”
“I’m not picky,” he said.
She nodded and kept nodding. “You can have anything you want from your bedroom, of course, or you can leave it. That will always be your room. Just like your sister’s. You can always come home if you need to, or even if you want to. That house is your home as long as it’s mine.”
“Okay,” he said. “Thank you.”
He walked over to her and held out his hands, pulling her to her feet. She held on to his hands, squeezed them, then started smoothing her long skirt.
“I suppose your sister knows all about this already,” she said.
“No,” Lincoln said.
“Oh.” That was good news. “Maybe I’ll call her. Maybe I’ll see if she wants to help me go shopping for your kitchen.”
“Sure,” he said. He hugged her then, tight, and wished that he’d thought to do it sooner.
“It really is a beautiful apartment,” she said.
EVE CALLED LINCOLN at work the next day. All she could say was, “Good for you” and “I’m so proud of you.” She offered Jake Sr.’s help if Lincoln needed to move anything. “Just a couch,” he said.
“Anything,” Eve said. There really wasn’t much else to move besides clothes and his computer.
He went home, to his mom’s house, for lunch every day of the next week. She sent him off with boxes full of cereal bowls and drinking glasses. A bookcase. A coffee table that just barely fit into his backseat. Hand-embroidered kitchen towels.
“All this stuff is so old,” Eve said, when she came to see his apartment. “It’s like somebody’s grandmother died, and you moved in.”
“I like it,” he said.
“I’m buying you something made of stainless steel,” she said, “something bachelor-y.”
CHAPTER 79
From: Beth Fremont
To: Jennifer Scribner-Snyder
Sent: Tues, 02/29/2000 3:48 PM
Subject: I told Derek about Chris …
And now the entire eastern third of the newsroom knows that I’m single. Melissa came over and patted my hand for, I swear, 20 minutes. She said she’s going to take me to this totally hot club —“wall-to-wall boys”—where you can get half-price appletinis after 10 o’clock on weeknights.
I told Derek that if I get cornered into drinking appletinis on a weeknight, I’m dragging his big mouth with me.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> What do you have against appletinis?
<<Beth to Jennifer>> I just don’t understand why everything has to be a martini. I don’t like drinking out of martini glasses, you have to pucker your mouth all weird to keep from spilling.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> How are you ever going to meet another man if you’re not going to drink martinis?
<<Beth to Jennifer>> I’m not, apparently. The last time I went on a first date, I wasn’t old enough to drink.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> Are you even interested in dating yet?
<<Beth to Jennifer>> I don’t know. In a way, I don’t really feel single. My life hasn’t changed substantially since Chris left, which shows, I guess, how little I’d been seeing him. I could almost go on pretending that I’m still in a serious relationship. Derek thinks I should take down all the photos of Chris in my cubicle. (Or in his words, “Jesus Christ, Beth, even I’m tired of looking at that asshole.”)
What do you think?
<<Jennifer to Beth>> I think it’s up to you. Does it make you sad to look at them?
<<Beth to Jennifer>> Yeah, it does. I should take them down.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> Your Cute Guy is never going to ask you out if your cubicle is full of photos of another man.
Seriously …there’s nothing keeping you from making contact with YCG now.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> I can’t have a real relationship with him. I’ve already been pretend-dating him for months. If we started dating, I’d have to eventually tell him about the time I followed him home from the movie theater. That doesn’t seem healthy.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> But he’s so nice.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> Are you saying that because he gave you French fries?
<<Jennifer to Beth>> I’m saying it because he seemed really, really nice.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> I need to date a guy I haven’t already contaminated with a nickname.
CHAPTER 80
EMILIE STOPPED INTO the IT office Thursday night between editions. She did that now, a few times a week, just to say hi. Well, not just to say hi, Lincoln knew she was interested in him. But he hadn’t decided yet what do with that knowledge.
He was interested in feeling the way he felt around Emilie. Like the brightest, shiniest thing in the room. Tall. And smart. And funny. When Emilie was around, he never fumbled his Christopher Walken impression. But he couldn’t see anything in her eyes past his own reflection. And now that Beth was back, he couldn’t make himself want to.
Emilie was twirling her ponytail around her fingers. “So, a few of us are going to do karaoke tomorrow night, there’s a cheesy bar in Bellevue, you should totally come, it’s going to be fun …”
“It sounds fun,” Lincoln said. “But I play Dungeons & Dragons on Saturday nights. Usually.” He’d missed some more games lately, he’d wanted to have the weekends to himself in his new apartment.
“It’s been a few weeks, so I really can’t miss tomorrow night.”
“Oh, you play Dungeons & Dragons?”
“Yeah … ,” he said.
“That’s cool … ,” she said.
That made Lincoln smile. Which made Emilie smile even wider. Which made him feel kind of guilty.
DAVE ANSWERED THE door Saturday night. He looked at Lincoln and frowned.
“Either you’re in the game or you’re not,” Dave said, after Christine had set Lincoln up with a plate of homemade tacos and a flagon (an actual flagon) of beer. “You can’t just drop in now and then.”
Dave pointed to Troy, who was trying not drip taco juice onto his faded Rush T-shirt. “Troy has been dragging your unconscious dwarf on an earth sled, just to keep you in the campaign. You’re a constant drain on his magic.”
“It’s the least I can do,” Troy said formally. “I’ve owed ’Smov a life debt since we battled side by side in the Free City of Greyhawk.”
“Troy, that was seven years ago,” Dave said, pained, “and that entire adventure was outside of continuity.”
“I wouldn’t expect a halfling like you to understand the nature of a life debt,” Troy said.
“Thank you, Troy,” Lincoln said, bowing his head.
“It’s an honor, brother.”
“I’m trying to run a campaign here,” Dave said. “This isn’t improv. It takes planning. I need to know who I have to work with.”
“Maybe Lincoln has had a good reason to stay close to home,” Christine said. She smiled at him, hopefully.
“We all have good reasons not to be here,” Larry said, frowning. “Do you think I don’t have anything more important to do?”
“I could be at the hospital, saving lives,” Teddy said flatly.
“I could be at my high school reunion,” Rick murmured.
“You guys aren’t helping,” Christine said. She looked back at Lincoln again, raising her eyebrows expectantly.
“Well,” he said, swallowing. “Actually, I do have news.” Christine clasped her hands. “I moved into an apartment.”
They all looked up.
“You moved out of your mom’s house?” Troy said.
“It’s about damn time,” Larry said.
“’Smov,” Troy said, leaning in for a sandalwood-thick hug, “I’m so proud of you.” Lincoln hugged him back.
Rick smiled.
“And I’m so proud of you,” Christine said. “That isn’t even the good news I was expecting.”
“I don’t know,” Dave said, rubbing his beard. “If I could go back to living rent-free, I would.”
“I never thought you’d do it, Lincoln,” Larry said. “I thought you were one of those guys.”
Lincoln winced.
“I never thought he’d move out of the dorms,” Dave said.
“Okay,” Lincoln said. “Enough.” He’d wanted them to be happy for him, but not this happy. Not this surprised. He hadn’t realized that everyone—even Troy, who lived in a studio apartment above an auto body shop—felt sorry for him. It was like getting congratulated for losing weight when you didn’t think anyone else had noticed that you needed to.
Christine was grinning at him across the table. Even the baby in the sling was smiling. Lincoln decided to smile, too.
“Are we going to play or not?” Teddy said. “My shift starts in six hours.”
“Now, we just have to find you a woman,” Troy said, thumping Lincoln on the back.
“Enough,” Lincoln said, “let’s play.”
“And with a crack of thunder, ” Dave said, “black clouds swept over the hills of Kara-Tur …”
CHAPTER 81
From: Jennifer Scribner-Snyder
To: Beth Fremont
Sent: Mon, 03/13/2000 3:08 PM
Subject: This message was almost about Doritos.
But I don’t think I have it in me. I don’t have it in me to be trivial.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> Hush your mouth, what could you possibly mean?
<<Jennifer to Beth>> These days, I’m using up all my energy on matters of life and death.
Everything else feels like a waste of time. Last night, I watched 60 Minutes instead of Grease. I even listened to NPR this morning on the way to work.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> Wait, Grease was on? Damn.
What do you usually listen to on the way to work?
<<Jennifer to Beth>> Flame 98, bringing today’s country hits straight to the heart of the heartland.
I really like Kat and Mowzer in the morning. At least, I used to. Lately, I can’t stand listening to them —or any of the other morning shows. They’re all sound-and-fury, tale-told-by-an-idiot, signifying- nothing.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> That’s got to be the first time someone has almost quoted Shakespeare in reference to Kat and Mowzer.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> I feel like I don’t have time for anything trivial. Every night, when Mitch comes home, I drag him into excruciatingly deep conversations—usually about whether we should try to get pregnant again and what it means to be a parent and whether it really is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> I’ve been thinking a lot about that last thing myself.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> Are you holding up okay?
<<Beth to Jennifer>> Yeah. Mostly. I had a wobbly moment at the grocery store last night when I realized I was buying a single banana. There’s nothing sadder than buying bananas one at a time. It’s like announcing to the world that there isn’t a soul in the world who’ll be breaking bread with you anytime soon. I don’t even buy bread anymore. There’s no way I can get through an entire loaf of bread before it starts to mold. I can’t decide which is more dejecting: grocery shopping for one or sitting alone in a restaurant.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> You should come eat with us. Mitch always cooks something healthy and delicious. We had shrimp tempura last night.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> Plus, I hear the dinner conversation is scintillating.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> You’re welcome anytime. Truly, why don’t you come tonight?
<<Beth to Jennifer>> Only if you tell me the Dorito story right now.
<<Jennifer to Beth>> It isn’t much of a story: I went to get some M&M’S from the break room today, and ended up in line behind the publisher at the snack machine. I was sure he would choose a conservative and traditional snack—perhaps mixed nuts or a great American Hershey’s bar—but, no, he went right for the Salsa Verde Doritos.
<<Beth to Jennifer>> This is at odds with everything I thought I understood about our editorial policy.
