Bear Meets Girl
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Dammit! That was not what he meant!
See? This was the problem. The woman was completely throwing him off. Damn her.
And who the hell was she exactly and why was she here in what Crush now considered his house?
Calm down, he told himself. She hadnt even recognized him. Mother of the Year had barely glanced at him, so it was nothing. Apparently, she woke up with a lot of naked men she didnt know, so how could she remember just one? So he wouldnt even think about it. Nope. He wouldnt think about it ... or her. It was not a big deal that feline was here. He wasnt sure why he was freaking out at all.
Calmer, Crush sat back and, wondering if they had a soda machine somewhere on this floor, heard feet running just before the feline leaped into his lap with her ratty sweats and delicious scent.
Hi! she chirped loudly, her arms loose around Crushs neck, her tight butt wiggling on his cock. So hows my boyfriend? My cute, adorable boyfriend.
Boyfriend? Crush stared at the woman. What are you talking about?
Dont you remember Sunday morning? You. Me. Her voice dropped lower. Alone?
Yes. I remember. Im also trying to forget.
You are so cute. Just as cute as ... something. She paused a moment, glancing off. Hhmmh. What is worthy of your level of cuteness?
I am not cute.
You are cute. She pinched his cheek. Just adorable with that vicious scowl. Bet you scare all the bad guys.
Now youre being condescending.
Cant help it. Its in my DNA. Like my stripes.
A She-wolf with cold yellow eyes stepped up to the desk. Aint ya gonna introduce us? she asked the feline, and what backwoods did they dig this chick up from?
The feline wrapped her arms around his chest and snuggled close, making him want to toss her off and pull her closer. Should he be having two emotions at once? That didnt seem normal or a good idea. At all.
Cant introduce ya, the feline admitted.
Why not?
Dont know his name.
Snuggling up to a man yall dont know. My momma was right. Yankees are whores.
Well, I know him, MacDermot volunteered.
The She-wolf stared at her. So?
You said yall.
I didnt say all yall. So I wasnt talking to you.
I dont understand your country-speak, MacDermot complained, dropping into the desk chair across from Crush.
Can you get off me now? Crush asked the feline, trying not to flip out completely. Not easy with his cock beginning to twitch. How dare it twitch! He controlled every organ on his body, but especially that one!
ButIm comfortable. The feline stuck her nose against his neck and he felt that touch all the way to his toes. You smell nice, she murmured.
The She-wolf snorted and MacDermot cringed.
Sothe feline leaned back and gazed up into his facewhen are we going out?
Now? Never. Nevers a good time to go out.
She rolled her eyes, annoyed. Well, I cant marry you until we go out. Duh.
Duh? Did she just say duh during the course of an adult conversation?
We are not going
Because we both know you adore me.
I dont adore anyone. And I blame you for this, MacDermot.
Me? What did I do?
You married that goddamn cat who gave me those goddamn Jello-O shots.
You didnt have to take them.
But they were tasty, the feline confirmed. Especially the black cherry one.
Well, well, the She-wolf said. I cant believe me and Ric missed those fancy Jell-O shots.
You dont come to my party, MacDermot snapped, and then you make fun of it?
Yep.
Would someone, Crush barked, when the feline began to rub her nose against his neck, remove this feline?
Just toss her off, MacDermot suggested.
Appalled, he said, I cant just throw off a woman.
Awww, all three females sighed, which made Crush snarl.
Isnt he cute when he snarls and scowls like that? the She-tiger asked the others. I think he is just so adorable!
Not really, the She-wolf answered. Looks kinda mean . . . and angry.
No, the feline argued. Thats grizzlies. Grizzlies are mean and angry. Hes a polar. They mostly look placid ... and adorable! She nodded. Were dating!
We are not dating.
Hes just shy.
I am not shy.
MacDermot shook her head. He aint shy.
You three get back in here! Gentry yelled from her office. And leave the new polar alone!
But Im comfortable, the feline whined.
Thankfully the She-wolf took pity on him and grabbed the feline by the hair, yanking her off Crushs lap. The feline roared and swung her fist, hitting the She-wolf in the chest. The She-wolf hit her back and Crush could tell by the sounds of contact that these two females were not, in any way, holding back with each other. And something about the mini-brawl looked familiar to him, but he didnt know why and was too annoyed to even bother thinking about it.
See? This was the problem. The woman was completely throwing him off. Damn her.
And who the hell was she exactly and why was she here in what Crush now considered his house?
Calm down, he told himself. She hadnt even recognized him. Mother of the Year had barely glanced at him, so it was nothing. Apparently, she woke up with a lot of naked men she didnt know, so how could she remember just one? So he wouldnt even think about it. Nope. He wouldnt think about it ... or her. It was not a big deal that feline was here. He wasnt sure why he was freaking out at all.
Calmer, Crush sat back and, wondering if they had a soda machine somewhere on this floor, heard feet running just before the feline leaped into his lap with her ratty sweats and delicious scent.
Hi! she chirped loudly, her arms loose around Crushs neck, her tight butt wiggling on his cock. So hows my boyfriend? My cute, adorable boyfriend.
Boyfriend? Crush stared at the woman. What are you talking about?
Dont you remember Sunday morning? You. Me. Her voice dropped lower. Alone?
Yes. I remember. Im also trying to forget.
You are so cute. Just as cute as ... something. She paused a moment, glancing off. Hhmmh. What is worthy of your level of cuteness?
I am not cute.
You are cute. She pinched his cheek. Just adorable with that vicious scowl. Bet you scare all the bad guys.
Now youre being condescending.
Cant help it. Its in my DNA. Like my stripes.
A She-wolf with cold yellow eyes stepped up to the desk. Aint ya gonna introduce us? she asked the feline, and what backwoods did they dig this chick up from?
The feline wrapped her arms around his chest and snuggled close, making him want to toss her off and pull her closer. Should he be having two emotions at once? That didnt seem normal or a good idea. At all.
Cant introduce ya, the feline admitted.
Why not?
Dont know his name.
Snuggling up to a man yall dont know. My momma was right. Yankees are whores.
Well, I know him, MacDermot volunteered.
The She-wolf stared at her. So?
You said yall.
I didnt say all yall. So I wasnt talking to you.
I dont understand your country-speak, MacDermot complained, dropping into the desk chair across from Crush.
Can you get off me now? Crush asked the feline, trying not to flip out completely. Not easy with his cock beginning to twitch. How dare it twitch! He controlled every organ on his body, but especially that one!
ButIm comfortable. The feline stuck her nose against his neck and he felt that touch all the way to his toes. You smell nice, she murmured.
The She-wolf snorted and MacDermot cringed.
Sothe feline leaned back and gazed up into his facewhen are we going out?
Now? Never. Nevers a good time to go out.
She rolled her eyes, annoyed. Well, I cant marry you until we go out. Duh.
Duh? Did she just say duh during the course of an adult conversation?
We are not going
Because we both know you adore me.
I dont adore anyone. And I blame you for this, MacDermot.
Me? What did I do?
You married that goddamn cat who gave me those goddamn Jello-O shots.
You didnt have to take them.
But they were tasty, the feline confirmed. Especially the black cherry one.
Well, well, the She-wolf said. I cant believe me and Ric missed those fancy Jell-O shots.
You dont come to my party, MacDermot snapped, and then you make fun of it?
Yep.
Would someone, Crush barked, when the feline began to rub her nose against his neck, remove this feline?
Just toss her off, MacDermot suggested.
Appalled, he said, I cant just throw off a woman.
Awww, all three females sighed, which made Crush snarl.
Isnt he cute when he snarls and scowls like that? the She-tiger asked the others. I think he is just so adorable!
Not really, the She-wolf answered. Looks kinda mean . . . and angry.
No, the feline argued. Thats grizzlies. Grizzlies are mean and angry. Hes a polar. They mostly look placid ... and adorable! She nodded. Were dating!
We are not dating.
Hes just shy.
I am not shy.
MacDermot shook her head. He aint shy.
You three get back in here! Gentry yelled from her office. And leave the new polar alone!
But Im comfortable, the feline whined.
Thankfully the She-wolf took pity on him and grabbed the feline by the hair, yanking her off Crushs lap. The feline roared and swung her fist, hitting the She-wolf in the chest. The She-wolf hit her back and Crush could tell by the sounds of contact that these two females were not, in any way, holding back with each other. And something about the mini-brawl looked familiar to him, but he didnt know why and was too annoyed to even bother thinking about it.
