Cold Days
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Oh, fun.
I turned back to face the Redcap, keeping his wingmen in my peripheral vision, and tried to think of something, anything, that would get both me and Sarissa out of this mess.
The rawhead gathered itself into a crouch again, clearly ready to pounce. Its mismatched set of claws and talons gouged at the floor in anticipation. The ogre flexed its hands open and closed once. It sounded like a popcorn popper. The Redcap already had his feet underneath him again, dragging Sarissa effortlessly up with him.
And I was wearing a tux.
Hell's bells.
Clearly, if I wanted us to survive the evening I had to step up my game.
Mab's voice came out as a throaty purr. "Music. Let Us see a dance."
Chapter Seven
The odds here were long. Way long. All three deadly faeries stood ready to move, and no matter which of them I took on first, Sarissa's outlook wasn't good. The music began, low and quiet, with a slowly, slowly rising presence.
I needed some kind of edge, a game changer.
In fact . . .
A game changer was exactly what I needed.
Faeries are always underhanded and tricksy, true, and I'd overlooked that a few moments before. But there's something else about faeries that runs absolutely bone deep: They love to play games.
"Why don't we make this interesting?" I said out loud. "I trust you wouldn't object to making a bit of a game of our dispute?"
Oh, the room got intense then, as maybe a thousand throats all inhaled at the same time. I could practically feel the air grow closer as all of those beings leaned very slightly toward me, their suddenly sharpened interest filling the cavern. The tempo of the music changed with it as well, now all suspended strings and muted percussion.
I felt a surge of emotion run through me, one that I knew was not my own-it was too pure, too primal, and it made my body do that thrumming thing again: Mab's approval was fierce.
"But, wizard," said the Redcap. "We're already playing a game. One cannot change the rules simply because one is losing."
"But one can change the stakes," I replied. "What if you could get more out of it?"
The Redcap narrowed his eyes. "What more could you have to lose than your life?"
I gave him what I hoped was a patronizing smile, and then said, "Wait. Why am I talking to the tool instead of the person holding it?" I turned my back on the Redcap, gulped, and faced Maeve. "I'm offering you a prize, Winter Lady. Are you willing to hear me out?"
Maeve's eyes sparkled more brightly than the jewels on her . . . midriff. She came to the edge of the platform and stood watching me.
"If he wins," I said, jerking my head back at the Redcap, "I'll go with you. Willingly."
Maeve tilted her head. "And if youwin?"
"Sarissa goes free. You leave peacefully."
Maeve thrust out her lower lip. "Peacefully. That's hardly ever any fun." She lifted a hand and idly toyed with her hair. "As I see it, I already have a prize, mortal. I get to see Mother watch the steam rise from at least one fresh corpse, here in her own court."
"You're absolutely right, Maeve," I said. "And you've got me in a pickle, and it was cleverly done." I winked at her. "But what fun is the game you've already won? Why settle for so ephemeral a prize, however worthy, when you could take Mab's Knight from her in front of all of Winter?"
That one sank home. I could feel the sudden surge of ambitious lust that went racing through the Winter Lady, and the seething hatred that went along with a swift glance toward distant Mab on her throne.
Maeve's mouth curled up in an expression that bore as much resemblance to a smile as a shark does to a dolphin. She snapped her fingers, the sound almost as loud as a small-caliber gunshot, and two Sidhe hurried to her side escorting a dazed-looking athletic young man. Maeve didn't wait for him. She simply sat. The Sidhe shoved the young man to his hands and knees, and Maeve's slight weight settled across his broad back.
"I'll give you this much, Mother," she said, without looking toward Mab. "You do pick the most interesting mortals to serve you."
Mab's smirk said more than any words could have. Otherwise, she neither moved nor spoke.
"My lady . . ." began the Redcap, behind me.
"Hush," Maeve said absently. "I want to see what happens. What did you have in mind, wizard?"
In answer, I reached up and with a couple of quick tugs undid my tux's tie. It wasn't one of those preassembled ties. It was made out of a single band of pure silk, sized perfectly to wrap around my throat, with a couple of wider bits left over for handholds. I held it up, making a bit of drama out of it as I turned in a circle, and said, "Out of respect for our host and her law, there shall be no bloodshed."
Then I tossed the tie to the icy floor halfway between myself and the Redcap.
I looked up at Maeve and gave my chin an arrogant little lift. "'Sup, Princess. You game?"
Maeve lifted one hand and idly began tracing a fingertip over her lips, her eyes bright. She looked at Red and nodded.
"Okay, chucklehead," I said, turning to face him. "How about you let the yeti there hold the girl while you and I dance?" I gave him a broad grin. "Unless you're afraid of little old cockroach-swatting me."
Red's upper lip twitched. If he hadn't been one of the Sidhe, and at a party, and in front of all of his dearest frenemies, he would have snarled at me.
I turned back to face the Redcap, keeping his wingmen in my peripheral vision, and tried to think of something, anything, that would get both me and Sarissa out of this mess.
The rawhead gathered itself into a crouch again, clearly ready to pounce. Its mismatched set of claws and talons gouged at the floor in anticipation. The ogre flexed its hands open and closed once. It sounded like a popcorn popper. The Redcap already had his feet underneath him again, dragging Sarissa effortlessly up with him.
And I was wearing a tux.
Hell's bells.
Clearly, if I wanted us to survive the evening I had to step up my game.
Mab's voice came out as a throaty purr. "Music. Let Us see a dance."
Chapter Seven
The odds here were long. Way long. All three deadly faeries stood ready to move, and no matter which of them I took on first, Sarissa's outlook wasn't good. The music began, low and quiet, with a slowly, slowly rising presence.
I needed some kind of edge, a game changer.
In fact . . .
A game changer was exactly what I needed.
Faeries are always underhanded and tricksy, true, and I'd overlooked that a few moments before. But there's something else about faeries that runs absolutely bone deep: They love to play games.
"Why don't we make this interesting?" I said out loud. "I trust you wouldn't object to making a bit of a game of our dispute?"
Oh, the room got intense then, as maybe a thousand throats all inhaled at the same time. I could practically feel the air grow closer as all of those beings leaned very slightly toward me, their suddenly sharpened interest filling the cavern. The tempo of the music changed with it as well, now all suspended strings and muted percussion.
I felt a surge of emotion run through me, one that I knew was not my own-it was too pure, too primal, and it made my body do that thrumming thing again: Mab's approval was fierce.
"But, wizard," said the Redcap. "We're already playing a game. One cannot change the rules simply because one is losing."
"But one can change the stakes," I replied. "What if you could get more out of it?"
The Redcap narrowed his eyes. "What more could you have to lose than your life?"
I gave him what I hoped was a patronizing smile, and then said, "Wait. Why am I talking to the tool instead of the person holding it?" I turned my back on the Redcap, gulped, and faced Maeve. "I'm offering you a prize, Winter Lady. Are you willing to hear me out?"
Maeve's eyes sparkled more brightly than the jewels on her . . . midriff. She came to the edge of the platform and stood watching me.
"If he wins," I said, jerking my head back at the Redcap, "I'll go with you. Willingly."
Maeve tilted her head. "And if youwin?"
"Sarissa goes free. You leave peacefully."
Maeve thrust out her lower lip. "Peacefully. That's hardly ever any fun." She lifted a hand and idly toyed with her hair. "As I see it, I already have a prize, mortal. I get to see Mother watch the steam rise from at least one fresh corpse, here in her own court."
"You're absolutely right, Maeve," I said. "And you've got me in a pickle, and it was cleverly done." I winked at her. "But what fun is the game you've already won? Why settle for so ephemeral a prize, however worthy, when you could take Mab's Knight from her in front of all of Winter?"
That one sank home. I could feel the sudden surge of ambitious lust that went racing through the Winter Lady, and the seething hatred that went along with a swift glance toward distant Mab on her throne.
Maeve's mouth curled up in an expression that bore as much resemblance to a smile as a shark does to a dolphin. She snapped her fingers, the sound almost as loud as a small-caliber gunshot, and two Sidhe hurried to her side escorting a dazed-looking athletic young man. Maeve didn't wait for him. She simply sat. The Sidhe shoved the young man to his hands and knees, and Maeve's slight weight settled across his broad back.
"I'll give you this much, Mother," she said, without looking toward Mab. "You do pick the most interesting mortals to serve you."
Mab's smirk said more than any words could have. Otherwise, she neither moved nor spoke.
"My lady . . ." began the Redcap, behind me.
"Hush," Maeve said absently. "I want to see what happens. What did you have in mind, wizard?"
In answer, I reached up and with a couple of quick tugs undid my tux's tie. It wasn't one of those preassembled ties. It was made out of a single band of pure silk, sized perfectly to wrap around my throat, with a couple of wider bits left over for handholds. I held it up, making a bit of drama out of it as I turned in a circle, and said, "Out of respect for our host and her law, there shall be no bloodshed."
Then I tossed the tie to the icy floor halfway between myself and the Redcap.
I looked up at Maeve and gave my chin an arrogant little lift. "'Sup, Princess. You game?"
Maeve lifted one hand and idly began tracing a fingertip over her lips, her eyes bright. She looked at Red and nodded.
"Okay, chucklehead," I said, turning to face him. "How about you let the yeti there hold the girl while you and I dance?" I gave him a broad grin. "Unless you're afraid of little old cockroach-swatting me."
Red's upper lip twitched. If he hadn't been one of the Sidhe, and at a party, and in front of all of his dearest frenemies, he would have snarled at me.
