Dime Store Magic
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Cortez pulled onto the road, not turning us back toward the highway, but heading farther down the dirt road, away from the cemetery front gates. Before we reached the first crossroad, sirens sounded behind us. I twisted to look out the rearview mirror and saw a state police car bearing down on us, lights flashing.
"Shit!" I said. "Don't pull over!"
"I wasn't about to. Are you both buckled in?"
"Yes."
"Hold on, then."
With that, he turned off the headlights and hit the gas.
Chapter 37
The Conscientious Car Thief
MARGARET'S CAR WAS AN OLDSMOBILE. AN OLD OLDS, probably from the mid-eighties. This meant that it went like a bat out of hell, but didn't corner so well, as Cortez discovered the first time he sailed around a bend and nearly went into the ditch. On the plus side, the Olds, being a wide-bodied car, was also good at off-roading.
Yes, I said "off-roading," as in leaving the road and cutting through a farmer's field. Imagine it, please. It's past midnight, with no discernible moon or stars, the headlights are off, and you're rocketing across a rutted field at forty miles an hour. Let me assure you, for sheer terror, it ranks right up there with getting your breath sucked out by a koyut.
How we managed to get to the other side without flipping over is beyond me. The car never even slid. Before we'd gone fifty feet into the field, the police cruiser backed off.
We shot out the other side onto empty country roads.
"Are you okay?" Cortez asked as he slowed the car.
"Jostled, but fine. That was some driving."
"Where are we?" Savannah asked, sitting up.
"Heading home," I said.
Cortez glanced in the rearview mirror. "Unfortunately, we have something of a predicament. I would presume those officers made a note of our license plate."
"You're right. I didn't think of that."
"Not to worry. It simply means we have to abandon the car outside town and walk in through the woods. When we get to your house, you'll need to call Miss Levine and apprise her of the situation. If the police arrive before morning, she can claim the car was stolen while she slept. If they don't contact her by nine, I would advise that she call and report the car missing herself."
"Police?" Savannah said, blinking sleepily. "What police?"
"Don't ask," I said. "And don't ever cast that spell again. Please."
"I conjured cops?"
"In a manner of speaking," Cortez said. "I'm going to pull over up here. I believe that leaves us with about a twenty-minute walk."
He parked the car with the nose pulled into a stretch of forest, leaving the tail end out, so it could be found, but not easily.
"Should we leave thekeys in the ignition?" I said as I hoisted my knapsack onto my shoulder.
"No. That would raise too many questions as to how the thieves obtained the keys. Better to make this look like a typical car-theft."
He opened his jacket and pulled out a tiny tool case.
"You're going to hot-wire the car?" Savannah said, leaning over the seat. "Cool. Did you boost cars when you were a kid?"
"Certainly not."
"Let me guess," I said. "Another of those questionable, but necessary skills. Like knowing how to un-conjure ghosts and drive a getaway car."
"Precisely."
"How many cars have you boosted?" Savannah asked as we got out of the car and headed down the road on foot.
"Two. Both times, I assure you, it was an absolute last resort. I found myself without transportation and in urgent need of it. Fortunately, neither vehicle was damaged and I was able to leave it in a safe place, after washing it and filling the tank."
I grinned. "Bet that had the cops scratching their heads. A conscientious car thief."
Savannah rolled her eyes. "Don't you guys ever do anything bad?"
"I lifted a tube of lipstick when I was twelve."
"Yeah. You told me about that one." She looked at Cortez. "Know what she did? Stole it, then felt so bad she mailed the money to the store. Tax included. You guys are really setting a bad example, you know."
"A bad example?"
"Sure. How do you expect me to live up to it? I'm going to need serious therapy someday."
"Don't worry," I said. "I've budgeted for that."
"She probably has," Savannah muttered. "What about-"
"Car coming," I said. "Off the road."
We tramped into a field.
"Do you do this a lot, Lucas?" Savannah asked. "Car chases and evading the cops and stuff?"
"On occasion, though I would hesitate to say it qualified as 'often.' "
"The real question is: How often do you have to do it this often?" I said.
He smiled. "Not often."
"So, we're special?" Savannah said.
"Very special."
"I don't think that's good," I said.
I transferred the knapsack to my other shoulder. Cortez reached to take it from me, but I waved him back.
Savannah tripped in a groundhog hole, then jogged up beside Cortez. "So what kind of case is this? Compared to your other ones?"
"Frenetic."
She glanced at me for clarification.
"He means we're keeping him busy," I said. "Mainly because we're causing half the trouble ourselves."
"Shit!" I said. "Don't pull over!"
"I wasn't about to. Are you both buckled in?"
"Yes."
"Hold on, then."
With that, he turned off the headlights and hit the gas.
Chapter 37
The Conscientious Car Thief
MARGARET'S CAR WAS AN OLDSMOBILE. AN OLD OLDS, probably from the mid-eighties. This meant that it went like a bat out of hell, but didn't corner so well, as Cortez discovered the first time he sailed around a bend and nearly went into the ditch. On the plus side, the Olds, being a wide-bodied car, was also good at off-roading.
Yes, I said "off-roading," as in leaving the road and cutting through a farmer's field. Imagine it, please. It's past midnight, with no discernible moon or stars, the headlights are off, and you're rocketing across a rutted field at forty miles an hour. Let me assure you, for sheer terror, it ranks right up there with getting your breath sucked out by a koyut.
How we managed to get to the other side without flipping over is beyond me. The car never even slid. Before we'd gone fifty feet into the field, the police cruiser backed off.
We shot out the other side onto empty country roads.
"Are you okay?" Cortez asked as he slowed the car.
"Jostled, but fine. That was some driving."
"Where are we?" Savannah asked, sitting up.
"Heading home," I said.
Cortez glanced in the rearview mirror. "Unfortunately, we have something of a predicament. I would presume those officers made a note of our license plate."
"You're right. I didn't think of that."
"Not to worry. It simply means we have to abandon the car outside town and walk in through the woods. When we get to your house, you'll need to call Miss Levine and apprise her of the situation. If the police arrive before morning, she can claim the car was stolen while she slept. If they don't contact her by nine, I would advise that she call and report the car missing herself."
"Police?" Savannah said, blinking sleepily. "What police?"
"Don't ask," I said. "And don't ever cast that spell again. Please."
"I conjured cops?"
"In a manner of speaking," Cortez said. "I'm going to pull over up here. I believe that leaves us with about a twenty-minute walk."
He parked the car with the nose pulled into a stretch of forest, leaving the tail end out, so it could be found, but not easily.
"Should we leave thekeys in the ignition?" I said as I hoisted my knapsack onto my shoulder.
"No. That would raise too many questions as to how the thieves obtained the keys. Better to make this look like a typical car-theft."
He opened his jacket and pulled out a tiny tool case.
"You're going to hot-wire the car?" Savannah said, leaning over the seat. "Cool. Did you boost cars when you were a kid?"
"Certainly not."
"Let me guess," I said. "Another of those questionable, but necessary skills. Like knowing how to un-conjure ghosts and drive a getaway car."
"Precisely."
"How many cars have you boosted?" Savannah asked as we got out of the car and headed down the road on foot.
"Two. Both times, I assure you, it was an absolute last resort. I found myself without transportation and in urgent need of it. Fortunately, neither vehicle was damaged and I was able to leave it in a safe place, after washing it and filling the tank."
I grinned. "Bet that had the cops scratching their heads. A conscientious car thief."
Savannah rolled her eyes. "Don't you guys ever do anything bad?"
"I lifted a tube of lipstick when I was twelve."
"Yeah. You told me about that one." She looked at Cortez. "Know what she did? Stole it, then felt so bad she mailed the money to the store. Tax included. You guys are really setting a bad example, you know."
"A bad example?"
"Sure. How do you expect me to live up to it? I'm going to need serious therapy someday."
"Don't worry," I said. "I've budgeted for that."
"She probably has," Savannah muttered. "What about-"
"Car coming," I said. "Off the road."
We tramped into a field.
"Do you do this a lot, Lucas?" Savannah asked. "Car chases and evading the cops and stuff?"
"On occasion, though I would hesitate to say it qualified as 'often.' "
"The real question is: How often do you have to do it this often?" I said.
He smiled. "Not often."
"So, we're special?" Savannah said.
"Very special."
"I don't think that's good," I said.
I transferred the knapsack to my other shoulder. Cortez reached to take it from me, but I waved him back.
Savannah tripped in a groundhog hole, then jogged up beside Cortez. "So what kind of case is this? Compared to your other ones?"
"Frenetic."
She glanced at me for clarification.
"He means we're keeping him busy," I said. "Mainly because we're causing half the trouble ourselves."
