Drop Shot
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He headed east three blocks and then turned down Park Avenue. The majestic (if not ostentatious) Helmsley Palace or Helmsley Castle or Helmsley Whatever sat straight ahead, seemingly in the middle of the street; the MetLife building huddled over it like a protective parent. For eons the MetLife building had been something of a New York landmark known as the Pan Am building. Myron couldn’t get used to the change. Every time he turned the corner he still expected to see the Pan Am logo.
Activity was brisk in the front of Myron’s building. He headed past the modern sculpture that adorned the entrance. The sculpture was hideous. It looked very much like a giant intestinal tract. Myron had looked for a name on the sculpture once, but in a typical New York move, someone had pried off the name plaque. What someone did with an ugly sculpture’s name plaque was beyond comprehension. Maybe they sold it. Maybe there was an underground market for name plaques from works of art—for those who couldn’t afford actual stolen artworks and thus settled for the plaques.
Interesting theory.
He entered the lobby. Three Lock-Horne hostesses sat on stools behind a tall counter, smiling plastically. They wore enough makeup to double as cosmetic counter girls at Bloomies. Of course, they didn’t wear the official white lab coat of genuine Bloomie counter girls, so you could tell they weren’t professional makeup people. Still, all three were attractive—model wannabes who found this more enjoyable (and put them in touch with more potential bigwigs) than waiting tables. Myron walked past them, smiled, nodded. None gave him the eye. Hmm. They must know how committed he was to Jessica. Yeah, that must be it.
When the elevator opened on his floor, he walked toward Esperanza. Her white blouse was a nice contrast against her dark, flawless skin. She’d have been great on one of those Bain de Soleil commercials. The Santa Fe tan without any sun.
“Hi,” he said.
Esperanza cupped the phone against her shoulder. “It’s Jake. You want to take it?”
He nodded. She handed him the phone.
“Hey, Jake.”
“Some girl did a partial autopsy on Curtis Yeller,” Jake said. “She’ll see you.”
Myron said, “Some girl?”
“Mea culpa for not being politically sensitive,” Jake said. “Sometimes I still refer to myself as black.”
“That’s because you’re too lazy to say African American,” Myron said.
“Is it African or Afro?”
“African now,” Myron said.
“When in doubt,” Jake said, “ask a honky.”
“Honky,” Myron repeated. “Now there’s a word you don’t hear much anymore.”
“Damn shame too. Anyway, the assistant M.E. is Amanda West. She seemed anxious to talk.” Jake gave him the address.
“What about the cop?” Myron asked. “Jimmy Blaine?”
“No dice.”
“He still with force?”
“Nope. He retired.”
“You have his address?”
“Yes,” Jake said.
Silence. Esperanza kept her eyes on her computer screen.
“Could you give it to me?” Myron asked.
“Nope.”
“I won’t hassle him, Jake.”
“I said no.”
“You know I can find the address on my own.”
“Fine, but I’m not giving it to you. Jimmy is one of the good guys, Myron.”
“So am I,” Myron said.
“Maybe. But sometimes the innocent get hurt in your little crusades.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Nothing. Just leave him alone.”
“And why so defensive?” Myron continued. “I just want to ask him a couple of questions.”
Silence. Esperanza didn’t look up.
Myron continued, “Unless he did something he shouldn’t have.”
“Don’t matter,” Jake said.
“Even if he—”
“Even if. Good-bye, Myron.”
The phone went dead. Myron stared at it a second. “That was bizarre.”
“Uh-huh.” Esperanza still stared at her computer screen. “Messages on your desk. Lots of them.”
“Have you seen Win?”
Esperanza shook her head.
“Pavel Menansi is dead,” Myron said. “Someone murdered him last night.”
“The guy who molested Valerie Simpson?”
“Yep.”
“Gee, I’m so brokenhearted. I hope I don’t lose too much sleep.” Esperanza finally flicked a glance away from the screen. “Did you know he was on that party list you gave me?”
“Yeah. You find any other interesting names?”
She almost smiled. “One.”
“Who?”
“Think puppy dog,” Esperanza said.
Myron shook his head.
“Think Nike,” she continued. “Think Duane’s contact with Nike.”
Myron froze. “Ned Tunwell?”
“Correct answer.” Everyone in Myron’s life was a game show host. “Listed as E. Tunwell on the list. His real name is Edward. So I did a little digging. Guess who first signed Valerie Simpson to a Nike deal.”
“Ned Tunwell.”
“And guess who had plenty of egg on his face when her career took a nosedive.”
“Ned Tunwell.”
“Wow,” she said dryly, “it’s like you’re clairvoyant.” She lowered her eyes back to her computer screen and started typing.
Myron waited. Then: “Anything else?”
“Just a very unsubstantiated rumor.”
“What?”
“The usual in a situation like this,” Esperanza said, her eyes still on the screen. “That Ned Tunwell and Valerie Simpson were more than friends.”
“Get Ned on the phone,” Myron said. “Tell him I need—”
“I already made the appointment,” she said. “He’ll be here at seven tonight.”
39
Dr. Amanda West now worked as chief pathologist at St. Joseph Medical Center in Doylestown, not too far from Philadelphia. Myron pulled into the hospital parking lot. On the radio was the classic Doobie Brothers song “China Grove.” Myron sang along with the chorus, which basically consisted of saying “Oh, Oh, China Grove” repeatedly. Myron sang it louder now, wondering—not for the first time—what a “China Grove” actually was.
As he took a parking ticket from the attendant the car phone rang.
Activity was brisk in the front of Myron’s building. He headed past the modern sculpture that adorned the entrance. The sculpture was hideous. It looked very much like a giant intestinal tract. Myron had looked for a name on the sculpture once, but in a typical New York move, someone had pried off the name plaque. What someone did with an ugly sculpture’s name plaque was beyond comprehension. Maybe they sold it. Maybe there was an underground market for name plaques from works of art—for those who couldn’t afford actual stolen artworks and thus settled for the plaques.
Interesting theory.
He entered the lobby. Three Lock-Horne hostesses sat on stools behind a tall counter, smiling plastically. They wore enough makeup to double as cosmetic counter girls at Bloomies. Of course, they didn’t wear the official white lab coat of genuine Bloomie counter girls, so you could tell they weren’t professional makeup people. Still, all three were attractive—model wannabes who found this more enjoyable (and put them in touch with more potential bigwigs) than waiting tables. Myron walked past them, smiled, nodded. None gave him the eye. Hmm. They must know how committed he was to Jessica. Yeah, that must be it.
When the elevator opened on his floor, he walked toward Esperanza. Her white blouse was a nice contrast against her dark, flawless skin. She’d have been great on one of those Bain de Soleil commercials. The Santa Fe tan without any sun.
“Hi,” he said.
Esperanza cupped the phone against her shoulder. “It’s Jake. You want to take it?”
He nodded. She handed him the phone.
“Hey, Jake.”
“Some girl did a partial autopsy on Curtis Yeller,” Jake said. “She’ll see you.”
Myron said, “Some girl?”
“Mea culpa for not being politically sensitive,” Jake said. “Sometimes I still refer to myself as black.”
“That’s because you’re too lazy to say African American,” Myron said.
“Is it African or Afro?”
“African now,” Myron said.
“When in doubt,” Jake said, “ask a honky.”
“Honky,” Myron repeated. “Now there’s a word you don’t hear much anymore.”
“Damn shame too. Anyway, the assistant M.E. is Amanda West. She seemed anxious to talk.” Jake gave him the address.
“What about the cop?” Myron asked. “Jimmy Blaine?”
“No dice.”
“He still with force?”
“Nope. He retired.”
“You have his address?”
“Yes,” Jake said.
Silence. Esperanza kept her eyes on her computer screen.
“Could you give it to me?” Myron asked.
“Nope.”
“I won’t hassle him, Jake.”
“I said no.”
“You know I can find the address on my own.”
“Fine, but I’m not giving it to you. Jimmy is one of the good guys, Myron.”
“So am I,” Myron said.
“Maybe. But sometimes the innocent get hurt in your little crusades.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Nothing. Just leave him alone.”
“And why so defensive?” Myron continued. “I just want to ask him a couple of questions.”
Silence. Esperanza didn’t look up.
Myron continued, “Unless he did something he shouldn’t have.”
“Don’t matter,” Jake said.
“Even if he—”
“Even if. Good-bye, Myron.”
The phone went dead. Myron stared at it a second. “That was bizarre.”
“Uh-huh.” Esperanza still stared at her computer screen. “Messages on your desk. Lots of them.”
“Have you seen Win?”
Esperanza shook her head.
“Pavel Menansi is dead,” Myron said. “Someone murdered him last night.”
“The guy who molested Valerie Simpson?”
“Yep.”
“Gee, I’m so brokenhearted. I hope I don’t lose too much sleep.” Esperanza finally flicked a glance away from the screen. “Did you know he was on that party list you gave me?”
“Yeah. You find any other interesting names?”
She almost smiled. “One.”
“Who?”
“Think puppy dog,” Esperanza said.
Myron shook his head.
“Think Nike,” she continued. “Think Duane’s contact with Nike.”
Myron froze. “Ned Tunwell?”
“Correct answer.” Everyone in Myron’s life was a game show host. “Listed as E. Tunwell on the list. His real name is Edward. So I did a little digging. Guess who first signed Valerie Simpson to a Nike deal.”
“Ned Tunwell.”
“And guess who had plenty of egg on his face when her career took a nosedive.”
“Ned Tunwell.”
“Wow,” she said dryly, “it’s like you’re clairvoyant.” She lowered her eyes back to her computer screen and started typing.
Myron waited. Then: “Anything else?”
“Just a very unsubstantiated rumor.”
“What?”
“The usual in a situation like this,” Esperanza said, her eyes still on the screen. “That Ned Tunwell and Valerie Simpson were more than friends.”
“Get Ned on the phone,” Myron said. “Tell him I need—”
“I already made the appointment,” she said. “He’ll be here at seven tonight.”
39
Dr. Amanda West now worked as chief pathologist at St. Joseph Medical Center in Doylestown, not too far from Philadelphia. Myron pulled into the hospital parking lot. On the radio was the classic Doobie Brothers song “China Grove.” Myron sang along with the chorus, which basically consisted of saying “Oh, Oh, China Grove” repeatedly. Myron sang it louder now, wondering—not for the first time—what a “China Grove” actually was.
As he took a parking ticket from the attendant the car phone rang.
