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Shaun! Inside door!
Got it, Shaun called. The connecting door slammed shut, and the band of light beneath it was cut off a second later as he slid the damper into place. Sighing with relief, I removed my sunglasses, forcing my eyes to open all the way. Id been out in the sun for too long; even the UV lamps stung for a few seconds before my eyes adjusted and the room snapped into the sort of detailed focus most people only get in direct light.
Retinal Kellis-Amberlee, as its popularly called, is more properly referred to as Acquired Kellis-Amberlee Optic Neuropathic Reservoir Condition. Ive never heard anyone call it that outside a hospital, and even there, its usually just retinal KA. Those good old reservoir conditions: One more way for the virus to make life more interesting for everybody. My pupils are permanently dilated and dont contract in response to light, retinal scans are impossible, testing my vitreous and aqueous humors will always register a live infection, and best of all, my condition is advanced enough that my eyes dont even water. The virus produces a protective film and keeps the eyes from drying out. My tear ducts are atrophied. The only upside? Absolutely stellar low-light vision.
I tossed my sunglasses into the biohazard disposal canister and started across the room. My living space shares a lot of features with the van, including the part where Buffy maintains about ninety percent of the equipment and I understand less than half of it. Flat-screen monitors take up most of the walls, and we moved the group servers into my wardrobe last year when Shaun decided he needed more space for his weapons. Whatever. Its not like I was using it; I dont wear anything that actually needs to be hung up. I belong to the Hunter S. Thompson School of Journalistic Fashion: If I have to think about it, I have no business wearing it.
When you get right down to it, about the only similarity between my room and the room of your stereotypical twentysomething woman is the full-length mirror next to the bed. Theres a wall dispenser mounted next to the mirror. I ripped loose a sheet of tear-away plastic and spread it on the floor, stepping onto it as I turned to face my reflection.
Hello, Georgia. Nice to see youre not dead yet.
Slicking my sweat-soaked hair back from my face, I started studying my clothes for the telltale fluorescence that under the black lights would indicate traces of blood.
Shaun and I operate under Class A-15 blogging licenses: Were cleared to report on events both inside and outside city limits, although were still not permitted to enter any zones with a hazard rating at or above Level 3. The zones start at Level 10, the code for any area with resident mammals of sufficient body mass to undergo Kellis-Amberlee amplification and reanimation. Humans count. Level 9 means those mammals are not entirely kept in confinement. Buffys neighborhood is considered a Level 10 hazard zone, which means its safe to let your children play outside, except for the part where it would instantly convert the zone to a Level 9. Our house is classified as a Level 7 hazard, possessing free-range mammals of sufficient body mass for full viral amplification, local wildlife capable of carrying blood or other bodily wastes onto the property, insufficiently secured borders, and windows more than a foot and a half in diameter. Theres legislation currently under review that would make it a federal offense to raise any child in a hazard zone above Level 8. I dont expect it to pass. It frightens me that it exists at all.
It requires an A-10 blogging license to enter a Level 3 hazard zone with any prayer of being allowed to exit it. We cant get those licenses or anything above until we turn twenty-five and pass a series of government-mandated tests, most of which center on the ability to make accurate headshots with a variety of firearms. That means no Yosemite for at least another two years. Im fine with that. Theres plenty of news to be found in more populated areas.
Shaun feels different, but hes an Irwin, and they thrive on wandering blindly into danger. All Ive ever wanted to be is what I ama Newsie. Im happy this way. Danger is a side effect of what I do, not the reason behind it. That doesnt mean danger throws up its hands and says oh, sorry, Georgia, I wont mess with you. Contamination is always a risk when dealing with zombies, especially when you have the recently infected involved. The older infected are usually too concerned with keeping themselves from dissolving to worry about smearing you with their precious bodily fluids, but new ones are fresh enough to have fluid to spare. Theyll splatter you if they can manage it, and then count on the viral bricks filling their bloodstream to do the hard part for them. Its not great as a hunting strategy, but as a way of spreading the infection it works better than any uninfected person wants it to.
Not that anyone left in the world is actually uninfectedthats part of the problem. We call people who have succumbed to viral amplification the infected, like it changes the fact that the virus is inside every one of us, patiently waiting for the day it gets invited to take over. The Kellis-Amberlee virus can remain in its dormant state for decades, if not forever; unlike the people it infects, it can wait. One day youre fine. The next day, your personal stockpile of virus wakes up, and youre on the road to amplification, the death of the part of you thats a thinking, feeling human being, and the birth of your zombie future. Calling zombies the infected creates an artificial feeling of security, like we can somehow avoid joining them. Well, guess what? We cant.
Viral amplification primarily occurs under one of two conditions: the initial death of the host causing a disruption of the bodys nervous system and activating the virus already there, or contact with virus that has already switched over from dormant to live. Hence the real risk of engaging the zombies, because any hand-to-hand conflict is going to result in a minimum casualty rate of sixty percent. Maybe thirty percent of those casualties are going to occur in the actual combat, if youre talking about people who know what theyre doing. Ive seen videos of martial arts clubs and idiots with swords going up against the zombies in the Rising, and Ill be among the first to admit that theyre damned impressive to watch. Theres this amazing contrast between the grace and speed of a healthy person and the shambling slowness of the zombie that just Its like seeing poetry come alive. Its heartbreaking, and its sad, and its beautiful as hell.