Happy Ever After
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“Nice hit.” Laughing, she pointed at Parker.“I’m not going to say anything to Del for the moment, but—”
“There’s nothing to tell. As you’ll soon see once everyone’s here.”
“And here they come. Prepare to illuminate.”
“I’m sorry,” Parker said even as Mac sat down.
“Water. Bridge. Bygones.”
“Eat some fruit,” Mrs. Grady insisted, and set the bowl on the table.
“I made too big a deal about it.” Obediently Parker spooned berries into the small clear dish at her plate. “With all of you, and with myself. It’s just all so strange, and that’s why. And still, pretty straightforward.”
“Why don’t you tell us, and we’ll decide the strange,” Laurel suggested. “Because by stalling, you’re making that big deal.”
“All right, all right. He came by to bring Mrs. G flowers.”
“Awww” was Emma’s instant reaction.
“Since she wasn’t here, it seemed awkward not to ask him in while I arranged them, and he could leave her a note. Anyway, I wanted to make it clear I wasn’t interested.”
“You asked him in to tell him you didn’t want to see him?” Mac put in.
“Yes. He’s got this habit of . . . moving on me, and I wanted to make it clear—and all right again, I didn’t end the move the other night when—”
“The hot kiss,” Emma put in.
“It wasn’t—” Yes, it was, Parker admitted.“After he had dinner here, and I walked him out, he caught me off guard, and I responded. That’s all there is. I’m human. But, particularly since he’s a good friend of Del’s, I felt I had to make it clear I wasn’t interested.”
“Did he buy that? Mmm, thanks, Mrs. G.” Mac dove for the platter of pancakes Mrs. Grady put on the table.“Because if he did, my opinion of his basic intelligence drops several levels.”
“Apparently he didn’t, because he proposed this deal. I’d go out for a ride, a casual dinner, and if I didn’t enjoy myself, he’d back off.”
“And you agreed?” Laurel grabbed the syrup. “You didn’t squash him like a bug or level him with the Parker Brown freeze ray?”
Parker lifted her coffee, took a slow sip. “Do you want me to tell this or not?”
“Proceed,” Laurel said with a wave of her hand.
“I agreed because it seemed simple, and yes, because I was a little curious. He’s Del’s friend, and there’s no point in having bad feelings. I’d go, then he’d back off. No hard feelings either way. Then when we got outside, he told me about the bet.”
“What bet?” Emma demanded.
Parker filled them in.
“Carter bet?” Mac threw back her head and laughed. “And on Mal? I love it.”
“I love it that he told you before you got on the bike.” Emma shook her fork.“He had to know it gave you an excuse to flip him off.”
“And I give him that. And he’ll give me, at my insistence, half his winnings. Fair’s fair.”
“Where’d you go?” Emma wondered.
“Into Old Greenwich, some little pizza joint. Nice, actually. And I won’t deny it’s fun to ride the bike—it’s great fun—or claim it was a painful experience to split a pizza with him. He’s an interesting man.”
“How many calls did you take while you were out?” Laurel asked her.
“Four.”
“And how did he take that?”
“Like business is business and go ahead. And yes, points for him. But the thing is we had a perfectly pleasant evening, then the minute we’re back and at the door, he . . .”
Emma wiggled in her seat. “Here comes the really sexy part.”
“He just takes over. He has this way of cornering me, and my brain shuts off. He’s good at it, and my brain just closes down. It’s reflex,” she claimed. “Or reaction.”
“Is he all hot and fast, or slow and easy?” Mac asked.
“I’m unaware if he has a slow speed.”
“Told you.” Mac elbowed Emma.
“After my brain started working again, I told him I wasn’t having it, that he couldn’t just grab and go whenever he wanted. And he just looked amused. Pretty much like the three of you—and you, too, Mrs. G, because I see you over there—are looking now.”
“Kissed him back, didn’t you?” Mrs. Grady pointed out.
“Yes, but—”
“So even if he hadn’t knocked your legs out from under you, you wouldn’t have one to stand on.”
She wanted to sulk, badly. So she shrugged instead. “It’s just a physical reaction.”
“I don’t know about that,” Laurel began, “but if it is, I have to say, so what?”
“I’m not going to get tangled . . .” She remembered Mrs. Grady’s phrase, cut her eyes in that direction and saw the housekeeper raise her eyebrows.“I’m not going to get involved this way with someone when I feel it could be a mistake. Especially when he’s a friend of Del’s, of Jack’s, of Carter’s. Especially when I really don’t know him well, or know that much about him.”
“Isn’t dating someone part of the process of finding out about him?” Emma reached over, laid a hand on Parker’s. “You’re interested, Parker. It’s all over you.You’re attracted. And you’re nervous about it.”
“You had fun with him, Parks.” Mac lifted her hands. “Why not have some fun?”
“He’s immune to your Back-Off Cloak, and your freeze ray. He doesn’t act or react in a way you can predict or control.” Laurel gave Parker’s leg a pat under the table. “So you want a reason to say no.”
“I’m not that shallow.”
“Not shallow. Nervous about letting him get too close because he could matter more than you bargained for. I think he already does.”
“I just don’t know. And I don’t like not knowing.”
“Then take a little time,” Emma said, “and find out.”
“I’ll think about it. I will.” How could she not, Parker admitted? “And that’s all there is of this morning’s sexy breakfast story. I appreciate everything, I really do, but we have to switch modes. We’re already running behind with the meeting.We have an event to prep for.”
“There’s nothing to tell. As you’ll soon see once everyone’s here.”
“And here they come. Prepare to illuminate.”
“I’m sorry,” Parker said even as Mac sat down.
“Water. Bridge. Bygones.”
“Eat some fruit,” Mrs. Grady insisted, and set the bowl on the table.
“I made too big a deal about it.” Obediently Parker spooned berries into the small clear dish at her plate. “With all of you, and with myself. It’s just all so strange, and that’s why. And still, pretty straightforward.”
“Why don’t you tell us, and we’ll decide the strange,” Laurel suggested. “Because by stalling, you’re making that big deal.”
“All right, all right. He came by to bring Mrs. G flowers.”
“Awww” was Emma’s instant reaction.
“Since she wasn’t here, it seemed awkward not to ask him in while I arranged them, and he could leave her a note. Anyway, I wanted to make it clear I wasn’t interested.”
“You asked him in to tell him you didn’t want to see him?” Mac put in.
“Yes. He’s got this habit of . . . moving on me, and I wanted to make it clear—and all right again, I didn’t end the move the other night when—”
“The hot kiss,” Emma put in.
“It wasn’t—” Yes, it was, Parker admitted.“After he had dinner here, and I walked him out, he caught me off guard, and I responded. That’s all there is. I’m human. But, particularly since he’s a good friend of Del’s, I felt I had to make it clear I wasn’t interested.”
“Did he buy that? Mmm, thanks, Mrs. G.” Mac dove for the platter of pancakes Mrs. Grady put on the table.“Because if he did, my opinion of his basic intelligence drops several levels.”
“Apparently he didn’t, because he proposed this deal. I’d go out for a ride, a casual dinner, and if I didn’t enjoy myself, he’d back off.”
“And you agreed?” Laurel grabbed the syrup. “You didn’t squash him like a bug or level him with the Parker Brown freeze ray?”
Parker lifted her coffee, took a slow sip. “Do you want me to tell this or not?”
“Proceed,” Laurel said with a wave of her hand.
“I agreed because it seemed simple, and yes, because I was a little curious. He’s Del’s friend, and there’s no point in having bad feelings. I’d go, then he’d back off. No hard feelings either way. Then when we got outside, he told me about the bet.”
“What bet?” Emma demanded.
Parker filled them in.
“Carter bet?” Mac threw back her head and laughed. “And on Mal? I love it.”
“I love it that he told you before you got on the bike.” Emma shook her fork.“He had to know it gave you an excuse to flip him off.”
“And I give him that. And he’ll give me, at my insistence, half his winnings. Fair’s fair.”
“Where’d you go?” Emma wondered.
“Into Old Greenwich, some little pizza joint. Nice, actually. And I won’t deny it’s fun to ride the bike—it’s great fun—or claim it was a painful experience to split a pizza with him. He’s an interesting man.”
“How many calls did you take while you were out?” Laurel asked her.
“Four.”
“And how did he take that?”
“Like business is business and go ahead. And yes, points for him. But the thing is we had a perfectly pleasant evening, then the minute we’re back and at the door, he . . .”
Emma wiggled in her seat. “Here comes the really sexy part.”
“He just takes over. He has this way of cornering me, and my brain shuts off. He’s good at it, and my brain just closes down. It’s reflex,” she claimed. “Or reaction.”
“Is he all hot and fast, or slow and easy?” Mac asked.
“I’m unaware if he has a slow speed.”
“Told you.” Mac elbowed Emma.
“After my brain started working again, I told him I wasn’t having it, that he couldn’t just grab and go whenever he wanted. And he just looked amused. Pretty much like the three of you—and you, too, Mrs. G, because I see you over there—are looking now.”
“Kissed him back, didn’t you?” Mrs. Grady pointed out.
“Yes, but—”
“So even if he hadn’t knocked your legs out from under you, you wouldn’t have one to stand on.”
She wanted to sulk, badly. So she shrugged instead. “It’s just a physical reaction.”
“I don’t know about that,” Laurel began, “but if it is, I have to say, so what?”
“I’m not going to get tangled . . .” She remembered Mrs. Grady’s phrase, cut her eyes in that direction and saw the housekeeper raise her eyebrows.“I’m not going to get involved this way with someone when I feel it could be a mistake. Especially when he’s a friend of Del’s, of Jack’s, of Carter’s. Especially when I really don’t know him well, or know that much about him.”
“Isn’t dating someone part of the process of finding out about him?” Emma reached over, laid a hand on Parker’s. “You’re interested, Parker. It’s all over you.You’re attracted. And you’re nervous about it.”
“You had fun with him, Parks.” Mac lifted her hands. “Why not have some fun?”
“He’s immune to your Back-Off Cloak, and your freeze ray. He doesn’t act or react in a way you can predict or control.” Laurel gave Parker’s leg a pat under the table. “So you want a reason to say no.”
“I’m not that shallow.”
“Not shallow. Nervous about letting him get too close because he could matter more than you bargained for. I think he already does.”
“I just don’t know. And I don’t like not knowing.”
“Then take a little time,” Emma said, “and find out.”
“I’ll think about it. I will.” How could she not, Parker admitted? “And that’s all there is of this morning’s sexy breakfast story. I appreciate everything, I really do, but we have to switch modes. We’re already running behind with the meeting.We have an event to prep for.”
