Happy Ever After
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Mac would have to be everywhere, before and during the events, and Mac and Parker would have the primary job of keeping the bride and groom happy and on schedule, reining in the wedding party, the parents.
She checked her own emergency kit: bandages, breath mints, aspirin, notepad and pencil, mini hairbrush, comb, nail file, wet naps, spot remover, lighter, eyeglass cleaner, and a Swiss Army knife that included a pair of scissors.
She had her second and last cup of coffee while reviewing her spreadsheet and highlighting any potential problem areas.And was set for the meeting when Laurel breezed in.
“I don’t want to make another woodland violet for a decade, but, baby, is that Wildflower Wedding Cake a beauty. Go, me.”
“Go, you. How’s the White Lace?”
“It’s—and I do say so myself—stunning.” Laurel poured coffee from the pot, added a small muffin. “Emma’s already dressing the entrance with her team. Our first event, the casual country deal, is going to be beautiful. She’ll head up as soon as she’s finished the front urns. She wants to do that herself.”
She plopped down. “So, did Mal call?”
“Why would he?”
“To talk to his Bitchin’ Biker Babe?”
“Aren’t you the cutest thing?”
“I am.” Laurel patted the hair she’d already scooped up and back for work. “I really am.Why don’t you call him?”
“Why would I?”
Obviously amused, Laurel leaned her elbow on the table, braced her chin in her hands. “Del thinks it’s weird, but he’s not inclined—yet—to beat Malcolm up.”
“Such restraint.”
“It is for Del when it comes to you. I could tell Del to tell Mal to call.”
“When do we graduate from high school again?”
“It’s fun.”
Parker shook her head.“It wasn’t even a date. A nondate and a couple of kisses.”
“Hot, steamy kisses.”
“Regardless,” Parker began, and Mac strolled in.
“’Morning, both. Did Mal call?”
“No. And could we all just—”
“You should call him. Maybe try the message machine conversations.” As Laurel had, Mac hit the coffee setup.“Carter and I had the best message machine conversations.We still do sometimes. Or e-mails. Emma and Jack did the sexy e-mailing.Your CrackBerry’s fused to your hand anyway, so it’d be easy.”
“I’ll keep that in mind for down the road to never. Now maybe we could, I don’t know, discuss the two major events we’re getting paid to orchestrate today?”
“You’re so strict.”
Emma raced in, a Diet Pepsi in one hand, her laptop in the other.“I feel like I’ve already run five miles this morning. Did—”
“No.” Parker didn’t snap it, but it was close. “Malcolm didn’t call. No, I’m not going to call him, leave a message on his machine, or e-mail him. Does that cover it?”
“You could take your car in for service. No, he just did that. You could take the van in,” Emma decided. “No, he did that a couple months ago, and boy, did I get a lecture. Maybe—”
“Maybe we could get to work.”
“She’s irritated he didn’t call,” Laurel said.
“I am not irritated he—”
“More irked.” Mac pursed her lips, considered. “That’s her irked tone.”
“If I’m irked, it’s with you.”
Ignoring her, Laurel shifted to Mac. “He’s probably one of those three-day-rule guys.”
“That’s such a stupid rule.”
“I know!” Emma settled in. “Who comes up with that stuff ?”
Mac popped some muffin in her mouth. “People like Parker.”
Parker waved a hand. “Just let me know when you’re all finished. No rush, no rush at all. We’ve just got a bride, her wedding party, the hair and makeup team arriving in sixty-five minutes. No worries.”
“Remember when she was dating that guy? The guy with the thing and the . . .” Mac skimmed her thumb and forefinger over her chin.
“That guy?” Laurel sniffed. “We didn’t like that guy.”
“He never looked you in the eye.” Emma gestured with her bottle.
“And he chortled.” Mac nodded wisely. “He’s the only guy I ever knew who actually chortled. I don’t think you can trust a chortler.”
In the way of forever friends, Parker knew exactly who they were talking about. She started to point out she’d only gone out with him a handful of times, then wisely—or stubbornly—said nothing.
“That’s so true,” Emma agreed. She gave Parker a smile. “And because we didn’t like him or trust him, we didn’t say much about him.To you.”
“Since we like Mal, we have a lot to say.”
As it made perfect sense to her, Parker only sighed.“Okay, but at this point there’s nothing to talk about. And there may never be. If there is, you’ll all be the first to know.”
“That’s fair.” Laurel glanced at her friends, got their nods. “Agreed.” She circled her hands in the air as if wiping a slate. “Open to work mode.”
“Excellent, as is the weather forecast for today. Mostly sunny, minimal chance of rain, light breezes, seasonal temps.The Gregory-Mansfield event this morning has no known danger zones or specific problems or entanglements to watch for.”
“Just the usuals then,” Laurel put in.
“Exactly. I spoke with the bride this morning, and she’s good. Reports that she and her mother had a good weepy chat last night, and got it out of their system.”
“I like her.” Emma sipped her soft drink. “We’re not required to like our brides, so it’s a bonus.”
“She’s been great to work with,” Parker agreed. “For the timetable.”
She ran through it, section by section, confirming her partners’ readiness, needs.
“The flowers are all charm, heavy on the woodland violets.”
“Don’t mention woodland violets.” Laurel rolled her shoulders. “I made over two hundred for the cake.”
“It’s woodland meadow all the way,” Emma continued. “The portico, Bride and Groom suites are finished, as is the foyer, staircase, and nearly all the interiors.We’re still on the rest of the exterior, and I need to get back to it soon. The flower carts we’ve designed are going to be awesome, and she’s going to love the mini watering cans filled with the flower I can’t mention on the tables at the reception.”
She checked her own emergency kit: bandages, breath mints, aspirin, notepad and pencil, mini hairbrush, comb, nail file, wet naps, spot remover, lighter, eyeglass cleaner, and a Swiss Army knife that included a pair of scissors.
She had her second and last cup of coffee while reviewing her spreadsheet and highlighting any potential problem areas.And was set for the meeting when Laurel breezed in.
“I don’t want to make another woodland violet for a decade, but, baby, is that Wildflower Wedding Cake a beauty. Go, me.”
“Go, you. How’s the White Lace?”
“It’s—and I do say so myself—stunning.” Laurel poured coffee from the pot, added a small muffin. “Emma’s already dressing the entrance with her team. Our first event, the casual country deal, is going to be beautiful. She’ll head up as soon as she’s finished the front urns. She wants to do that herself.”
She plopped down. “So, did Mal call?”
“Why would he?”
“To talk to his Bitchin’ Biker Babe?”
“Aren’t you the cutest thing?”
“I am.” Laurel patted the hair she’d already scooped up and back for work. “I really am.Why don’t you call him?”
“Why would I?”
Obviously amused, Laurel leaned her elbow on the table, braced her chin in her hands. “Del thinks it’s weird, but he’s not inclined—yet—to beat Malcolm up.”
“Such restraint.”
“It is for Del when it comes to you. I could tell Del to tell Mal to call.”
“When do we graduate from high school again?”
“It’s fun.”
Parker shook her head.“It wasn’t even a date. A nondate and a couple of kisses.”
“Hot, steamy kisses.”
“Regardless,” Parker began, and Mac strolled in.
“’Morning, both. Did Mal call?”
“No. And could we all just—”
“You should call him. Maybe try the message machine conversations.” As Laurel had, Mac hit the coffee setup.“Carter and I had the best message machine conversations.We still do sometimes. Or e-mails. Emma and Jack did the sexy e-mailing.Your CrackBerry’s fused to your hand anyway, so it’d be easy.”
“I’ll keep that in mind for down the road to never. Now maybe we could, I don’t know, discuss the two major events we’re getting paid to orchestrate today?”
“You’re so strict.”
Emma raced in, a Diet Pepsi in one hand, her laptop in the other.“I feel like I’ve already run five miles this morning. Did—”
“No.” Parker didn’t snap it, but it was close. “Malcolm didn’t call. No, I’m not going to call him, leave a message on his machine, or e-mail him. Does that cover it?”
“You could take your car in for service. No, he just did that. You could take the van in,” Emma decided. “No, he did that a couple months ago, and boy, did I get a lecture. Maybe—”
“Maybe we could get to work.”
“She’s irritated he didn’t call,” Laurel said.
“I am not irritated he—”
“More irked.” Mac pursed her lips, considered. “That’s her irked tone.”
“If I’m irked, it’s with you.”
Ignoring her, Laurel shifted to Mac. “He’s probably one of those three-day-rule guys.”
“That’s such a stupid rule.”
“I know!” Emma settled in. “Who comes up with that stuff ?”
Mac popped some muffin in her mouth. “People like Parker.”
Parker waved a hand. “Just let me know when you’re all finished. No rush, no rush at all. We’ve just got a bride, her wedding party, the hair and makeup team arriving in sixty-five minutes. No worries.”
“Remember when she was dating that guy? The guy with the thing and the . . .” Mac skimmed her thumb and forefinger over her chin.
“That guy?” Laurel sniffed. “We didn’t like that guy.”
“He never looked you in the eye.” Emma gestured with her bottle.
“And he chortled.” Mac nodded wisely. “He’s the only guy I ever knew who actually chortled. I don’t think you can trust a chortler.”
In the way of forever friends, Parker knew exactly who they were talking about. She started to point out she’d only gone out with him a handful of times, then wisely—or stubbornly—said nothing.
“That’s so true,” Emma agreed. She gave Parker a smile. “And because we didn’t like him or trust him, we didn’t say much about him.To you.”
“Since we like Mal, we have a lot to say.”
As it made perfect sense to her, Parker only sighed.“Okay, but at this point there’s nothing to talk about. And there may never be. If there is, you’ll all be the first to know.”
“That’s fair.” Laurel glanced at her friends, got their nods. “Agreed.” She circled her hands in the air as if wiping a slate. “Open to work mode.”
“Excellent, as is the weather forecast for today. Mostly sunny, minimal chance of rain, light breezes, seasonal temps.The Gregory-Mansfield event this morning has no known danger zones or specific problems or entanglements to watch for.”
“Just the usuals then,” Laurel put in.
“Exactly. I spoke with the bride this morning, and she’s good. Reports that she and her mother had a good weepy chat last night, and got it out of their system.”
“I like her.” Emma sipped her soft drink. “We’re not required to like our brides, so it’s a bonus.”
“She’s been great to work with,” Parker agreed. “For the timetable.”
She ran through it, section by section, confirming her partners’ readiness, needs.
“The flowers are all charm, heavy on the woodland violets.”
“Don’t mention woodland violets.” Laurel rolled her shoulders. “I made over two hundred for the cake.”
“It’s woodland meadow all the way,” Emma continued. “The portico, Bride and Groom suites are finished, as is the foyer, staircase, and nearly all the interiors.We’re still on the rest of the exterior, and I need to get back to it soon. The flower carts we’ve designed are going to be awesome, and she’s going to love the mini watering cans filled with the flower I can’t mention on the tables at the reception.”
