Iced
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Hunger. Need. Sex.
But I cant slink down because I dont dare take my eyes off it. Im too dangerous to let a prince capture me, turn me Pri-ya and control me! Thats the argument I should have made to Ryodan! Without my sword the princes can take me hostage, turn me into one of their mindless sex-crazed slaves and use me as a weapon against him. I bet hed have listened if Id said that, but I didnt think of it because I was too pissed off.
I scan the edge of the dock but I see just the one prince. Where is the other? Holding my head perfectly still, slanting only my eyes, I peer down at my timer. Ive got over four minutes before our first explosion goes off.
How did it find me so fast? Well, it hasnt found me yet, but apparently it knew where to look. Did we pass more Rhino-boys without realizing it, and they phoned my whereabouts in?
I stare, holding my breath, trying to decide if I should drop to my knees now or just try to continue not breathing or moving. I watch it while it watches Jayne, whos killing another Unseelie, and all the sudden I get this total epiphany: it didnt come here looking for me!
It came for my sword.
Now that Im no longer the swords guardian, the princes actually have a chance to take it and destroy it. It cant resist the opportunity to eliminate one of only two weapons that can kill Fae. It couldnt take it from me because Im the Mega, but it thinks it can steal it from Jayne because he doesnt have any special powers. Hes just a man.
Worst part is, its probably right. It probably can sift in and grab it before Jayne even knows what happened. Its an Unseelie, which means it wont actually be able to touch it because the Dark Fae cant touch the Light Hallows and vice versa, but Im willing to bet its got some kind of plan for that.
Im fast but I cant beat a sifter. Thats the whole reason I need my sword back so bad. With all the sifters Ive pissed off, Im a walking dead girl without it.
I envision the possible scenarios, starting with the worst first. I like to do it that way so I can end on the happy thought and aim for it.
One: the Unseelie prince sifts in, and kills everyone. He has one of his Pri-ya chick groupies with him whose head is currently not visible because its somewhere lower doing something totally disgusting, and she picks up the sword, and he sifts out with her holding the booty.
Two: the Unseelie prince spots me, sifts over and kills me.
Three: the Unseelie prince spots me, sifts over, captures me and turns me Pri-ya. I refuse to follow that thought further. Bottom line: any version with the Unseelie prince spotting me ends badly.
Four: I drop to my knees and hide. It never knows Im here. Dancers bombs go off in quick succession. I freeze-frame in and take my sword while everyone is discombobulated. I kill theUnseelie prince in a dazzlingly display of dexterity and grace. Sonnets are composed about me.
I grin. I like that one.
I return my attention to the situation at hand and realize Realitythe impatient bitchhas made my decision for me. She does that a lot. You get busy planning your life, then it has the nerve to just go ahead and happen to you before youre ready. Before you even get the chance to aim yourself right!
Its one of the bad scenarios.
The Unseelie prince spotted me.
TWENTY-TWO
Your minds in disturbia, its like the darkness is light
The most scared I get is the most alive I ever feel.
I should collapse into a puddle of terror but adrenaline shoves a broomstick up my spine.
If the Unseelie prince gets within a few feet of me, Ill collapse anyway whether Ive got a supercharged backbone or not. Nobodys immune to Fae royalty. Nobodys got any protection against them. The Seelie royalty keep their deadly eroticism mostly muted around humans as a courtesy. The Unseelie revel in using it on us full force. The princes have already turned hundreds of women Pri-ya. Nobody knows what to do with them. Folks cant decide whether to lock them up or mercy-kill them. Last I heard, they were keeping them locked up in what used to be a psych ward.
My superpowers are useless against the princes. All that sex and need and hunger wipes your mind clean of everything but lust that youre willing to die for. I saw Mac at her worst, when she was Pri-ya. Shes the only person anybody knows of thats ever been brought back from the mentally shattered condition. Its one thing to have your body caged. I cant think of anything worse than losing your mind. I glance in at Jayne, desperate for my sword. Hes currently using it to hack another Unseelie to death in front of a screaming, snarling, roaring audience. Without Dancers diversion theres no way Ill make it past all those Guardians and guns. I glance at my watch. Still three and a half minutes to go!
Hey, dude, whats up? I say all nonchalant-like to the Unseelie prince, while I pull the pin out of one of the grenades Dancer altered, months ago, to cause a blinding, delayed explosion. I use them as Shade-grenades, tucked into a ball of immortal flesh. While we were at his digs earlier, I stuffed my pockets with all kinds of things. I cram a candy bar in my mouth with my other hand and say, Check this out. It came off the sword before Jayne took it. What do you think it is?
I lob it high, straight over the dock. The prince does exactly what I was pretty sure it would do: catches it. A human would recognize what I threw, but Im betting it wont. Whether or not it does, its reaction isnt at all what I expected. I figured worst-case scenario, it would pitch it over its shoulder.
But I cant slink down because I dont dare take my eyes off it. Im too dangerous to let a prince capture me, turn me Pri-ya and control me! Thats the argument I should have made to Ryodan! Without my sword the princes can take me hostage, turn me into one of their mindless sex-crazed slaves and use me as a weapon against him. I bet hed have listened if Id said that, but I didnt think of it because I was too pissed off.
I scan the edge of the dock but I see just the one prince. Where is the other? Holding my head perfectly still, slanting only my eyes, I peer down at my timer. Ive got over four minutes before our first explosion goes off.
How did it find me so fast? Well, it hasnt found me yet, but apparently it knew where to look. Did we pass more Rhino-boys without realizing it, and they phoned my whereabouts in?
I stare, holding my breath, trying to decide if I should drop to my knees now or just try to continue not breathing or moving. I watch it while it watches Jayne, whos killing another Unseelie, and all the sudden I get this total epiphany: it didnt come here looking for me!
It came for my sword.
Now that Im no longer the swords guardian, the princes actually have a chance to take it and destroy it. It cant resist the opportunity to eliminate one of only two weapons that can kill Fae. It couldnt take it from me because Im the Mega, but it thinks it can steal it from Jayne because he doesnt have any special powers. Hes just a man.
Worst part is, its probably right. It probably can sift in and grab it before Jayne even knows what happened. Its an Unseelie, which means it wont actually be able to touch it because the Dark Fae cant touch the Light Hallows and vice versa, but Im willing to bet its got some kind of plan for that.
Im fast but I cant beat a sifter. Thats the whole reason I need my sword back so bad. With all the sifters Ive pissed off, Im a walking dead girl without it.
I envision the possible scenarios, starting with the worst first. I like to do it that way so I can end on the happy thought and aim for it.
One: the Unseelie prince sifts in, and kills everyone. He has one of his Pri-ya chick groupies with him whose head is currently not visible because its somewhere lower doing something totally disgusting, and she picks up the sword, and he sifts out with her holding the booty.
Two: the Unseelie prince spots me, sifts over and kills me.
Three: the Unseelie prince spots me, sifts over, captures me and turns me Pri-ya. I refuse to follow that thought further. Bottom line: any version with the Unseelie prince spotting me ends badly.
Four: I drop to my knees and hide. It never knows Im here. Dancers bombs go off in quick succession. I freeze-frame in and take my sword while everyone is discombobulated. I kill theUnseelie prince in a dazzlingly display of dexterity and grace. Sonnets are composed about me.
I grin. I like that one.
I return my attention to the situation at hand and realize Realitythe impatient bitchhas made my decision for me. She does that a lot. You get busy planning your life, then it has the nerve to just go ahead and happen to you before youre ready. Before you even get the chance to aim yourself right!
Its one of the bad scenarios.
The Unseelie prince spotted me.
TWENTY-TWO
Your minds in disturbia, its like the darkness is light
The most scared I get is the most alive I ever feel.
I should collapse into a puddle of terror but adrenaline shoves a broomstick up my spine.
If the Unseelie prince gets within a few feet of me, Ill collapse anyway whether Ive got a supercharged backbone or not. Nobodys immune to Fae royalty. Nobodys got any protection against them. The Seelie royalty keep their deadly eroticism mostly muted around humans as a courtesy. The Unseelie revel in using it on us full force. The princes have already turned hundreds of women Pri-ya. Nobody knows what to do with them. Folks cant decide whether to lock them up or mercy-kill them. Last I heard, they were keeping them locked up in what used to be a psych ward.
My superpowers are useless against the princes. All that sex and need and hunger wipes your mind clean of everything but lust that youre willing to die for. I saw Mac at her worst, when she was Pri-ya. Shes the only person anybody knows of thats ever been brought back from the mentally shattered condition. Its one thing to have your body caged. I cant think of anything worse than losing your mind. I glance in at Jayne, desperate for my sword. Hes currently using it to hack another Unseelie to death in front of a screaming, snarling, roaring audience. Without Dancers diversion theres no way Ill make it past all those Guardians and guns. I glance at my watch. Still three and a half minutes to go!
Hey, dude, whats up? I say all nonchalant-like to the Unseelie prince, while I pull the pin out of one of the grenades Dancer altered, months ago, to cause a blinding, delayed explosion. I use them as Shade-grenades, tucked into a ball of immortal flesh. While we were at his digs earlier, I stuffed my pockets with all kinds of things. I cram a candy bar in my mouth with my other hand and say, Check this out. It came off the sword before Jayne took it. What do you think it is?
I lob it high, straight over the dock. The prince does exactly what I was pretty sure it would do: catches it. A human would recognize what I threw, but Im betting it wont. Whether or not it does, its reaction isnt at all what I expected. I figured worst-case scenario, it would pitch it over its shoulder.
