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Im about to close it when the sentence at the top of the page gets up and starts crawling across the page like a centipede. I snicker until it pauses at the edge of the page like its psyching itself up for something then flings itself off the book with a mighty leap and starts wriggling up my arm. I jerk back my hand to shake it off, but it digs in by pointy letters and holds on. I pinch the sentences butt with my other hand and tug it from my skin like a leech, smack it back on the page and clamp the book shut. Part of its hanging out, and it waves jerkily at me with what appears to be blatant hostility. I stick the book back on the upside-down shelf over my head, pissed-off sentence first, counting on the gluey base to hold it in. All I need is a badly mangled, irate sentence stalking me.
I open the next one I pull down more cautiously. Same thing happens, only this time a whole paragraph leaps off the page the sec I open it and lands on my stomach. I swipe at it but the words are sticky like cobwebs and I only succeed in smearing them around on my shirt. Then they all start to separate and I spend the next few minutes trying to catch them all and put them back in the book, but every time I open it, something else gets out.
You arent messing with the Boora-Boora books, are you, Dani? Christian says from somewhere far away. Youre awfully quiet down there.
What are the Boora-Boora books?
The ones where the words crawl off the pages. Theyre named after their home world. Nothing works like its supposed to there. He makes a sound that is suspiciously like a choked laugh. You have to watch out, they sting like fire ants if they get pissed.
Ow! You could have told me that sooner! No sooner did he say the word sting than they started doing it. I swat at them with the book theyre supposed to be in. They scurry under a pile of teetering manuscripts and disappear. I sigh, hoping they werent a critical part that someone comes looking for in a few hundred years, and stick the tome back up on its upside-down shelf. So, not all of the words are self-propelled like that?
Some of the books are just books. Bloody few, though.
Found anything up there?
Not yet.
Dude, I cant read a thing. Im useless here.
I wait but theres no reply. I squint up at the ceiling. He could be anywhere, sifting from shelf to shelf. When he said he was taking me to the Unseelie Kings library, I expected something like the one we got at the abbey. Even if I could read whatever languages the Unseelie Kings books are written in, it would take an eternity to search this place, not to mention a couple of gazillion-foot ladders. It was stupid to come here. I dont regret it, though, because now I know how to get in the White Mansion. Dude! What a perfect place tohide out for a while if I need to. And theres so much to explore. Who knows what kinds of useful things I might find in here!
I wander the passage between shelves, periodically calling for Christian. He doesnt answer. Books are piled in haphazard stacks along the sides and I have to be careful not to bump into them. I get the feeling that if I knock over a stack and half a dozen come open at once, not even my speedy freeze-framing will be able to keep up with all that comes out. I open a few more books along the way, curiosity and me being best buds and all. One puffs out acrid smoke the sec I lift the cover, making me sneeze, and I slam it shut again. Another has fat brown spiders with hairy legs that spring from the pages! I squash the ones that make it out. Yet another has videos instead of words but the images are so alien I cant make sense of them.
I find a little mini-laboratory amid the stacks, covered with petri-like-dishes and stoppered bottles and jars. Christian! I call again as I study the contents visible through thick wavy glass.
I get a reply this time but its so far away I cant make it out.
Dude, unless youre finding something, this is a total waste of time! Id rather be back in Dublin, investigating.
Hang on, lass, comes his far-away reply. I think Im onto something.
One of the stoppered bottles has a dab of crimson at the bottom. I pick it up and turn it in my hand, watching the crimson liquid ripple. Rainbow colors skitter across the surface in kaleidoscopic designs. Its so beautiful I almost cant take my eyes off it. I turn the bottle upside down and study the label on the bottom. No clue what the glyphlike symbols mean. As I turn the bottle back upright, I must have nudged the stopper a little because I get a whiff of the scent of its contents and its like sticking your nose right up into heaven. Its night jasmine and fresh-baked bread, homemade fish and chips and salt air, its the smell of my moms neck, fresh-washed pjs, and sunshine on Dancers skin. Its the scent of all my favorite things rolled up into one. I swear my hair lifts on the breeze of it. I groan and pull out a candy bar, abruptly ravenous.
Theres curiosity and theres cats.
Youd think Id learn.
I unplug the bottle while I chew.
THIRTY
In the court of the crimson king hag
What the hell is that smell? Christian says.
Fecking awesome, isnt it? I say dreamily. Crimson smoke swirls in the glass bottle, poking tentative tendrils at the rim. The amazing aroma fills the library, making me giddy. I want to stretch out, fold my arms behind my head, be lazy and bask in the fragrance. I want to share it with Dancer. Ive never smelled anything so scrumptious.
I open the next one I pull down more cautiously. Same thing happens, only this time a whole paragraph leaps off the page the sec I open it and lands on my stomach. I swipe at it but the words are sticky like cobwebs and I only succeed in smearing them around on my shirt. Then they all start to separate and I spend the next few minutes trying to catch them all and put them back in the book, but every time I open it, something else gets out.
You arent messing with the Boora-Boora books, are you, Dani? Christian says from somewhere far away. Youre awfully quiet down there.
What are the Boora-Boora books?
The ones where the words crawl off the pages. Theyre named after their home world. Nothing works like its supposed to there. He makes a sound that is suspiciously like a choked laugh. You have to watch out, they sting like fire ants if they get pissed.
Ow! You could have told me that sooner! No sooner did he say the word sting than they started doing it. I swat at them with the book theyre supposed to be in. They scurry under a pile of teetering manuscripts and disappear. I sigh, hoping they werent a critical part that someone comes looking for in a few hundred years, and stick the tome back up on its upside-down shelf. So, not all of the words are self-propelled like that?
Some of the books are just books. Bloody few, though.
Found anything up there?
Not yet.
Dude, I cant read a thing. Im useless here.
I wait but theres no reply. I squint up at the ceiling. He could be anywhere, sifting from shelf to shelf. When he said he was taking me to the Unseelie Kings library, I expected something like the one we got at the abbey. Even if I could read whatever languages the Unseelie Kings books are written in, it would take an eternity to search this place, not to mention a couple of gazillion-foot ladders. It was stupid to come here. I dont regret it, though, because now I know how to get in the White Mansion. Dude! What a perfect place tohide out for a while if I need to. And theres so much to explore. Who knows what kinds of useful things I might find in here!
I wander the passage between shelves, periodically calling for Christian. He doesnt answer. Books are piled in haphazard stacks along the sides and I have to be careful not to bump into them. I get the feeling that if I knock over a stack and half a dozen come open at once, not even my speedy freeze-framing will be able to keep up with all that comes out. I open a few more books along the way, curiosity and me being best buds and all. One puffs out acrid smoke the sec I lift the cover, making me sneeze, and I slam it shut again. Another has fat brown spiders with hairy legs that spring from the pages! I squash the ones that make it out. Yet another has videos instead of words but the images are so alien I cant make sense of them.
I find a little mini-laboratory amid the stacks, covered with petri-like-dishes and stoppered bottles and jars. Christian! I call again as I study the contents visible through thick wavy glass.
I get a reply this time but its so far away I cant make it out.
Dude, unless youre finding something, this is a total waste of time! Id rather be back in Dublin, investigating.
Hang on, lass, comes his far-away reply. I think Im onto something.
One of the stoppered bottles has a dab of crimson at the bottom. I pick it up and turn it in my hand, watching the crimson liquid ripple. Rainbow colors skitter across the surface in kaleidoscopic designs. Its so beautiful I almost cant take my eyes off it. I turn the bottle upside down and study the label on the bottom. No clue what the glyphlike symbols mean. As I turn the bottle back upright, I must have nudged the stopper a little because I get a whiff of the scent of its contents and its like sticking your nose right up into heaven. Its night jasmine and fresh-baked bread, homemade fish and chips and salt air, its the smell of my moms neck, fresh-washed pjs, and sunshine on Dancers skin. Its the scent of all my favorite things rolled up into one. I swear my hair lifts on the breeze of it. I groan and pull out a candy bar, abruptly ravenous.
Theres curiosity and theres cats.
Youd think Id learn.
I unplug the bottle while I chew.
THIRTY
In the court of the crimson king hag
What the hell is that smell? Christian says.
Fecking awesome, isnt it? I say dreamily. Crimson smoke swirls in the glass bottle, poking tentative tendrils at the rim. The amazing aroma fills the library, making me giddy. I want to stretch out, fold my arms behind my head, be lazy and bask in the fragrance. I want to share it with Dancer. Ive never smelled anything so scrumptious.
