Immortal
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Just as well he didn’t glance up at her. She wasn’t looking or feeling her best.
Although at least she did have some direction. The therapist was right. She could bellyache and bitch about all the things that had happened with Jim, and the ways she’d been let down by him, but that was just wasting time with shit she couldn’t change. She needed to focus on what to do now in regard to the war, and that was, compared to trying to get over that motherfucker, so very simple.
Besides, considering how lovebird-ish Sissy and Jim were getting? She knew just how she was going to win this.
A little fuck-you to the both of them.
There was just one thing she had to do first: She had to deal with what she’d done to her collections. She had to clean that mess up—scattered house, scattered mind and that crap was definitely true for her. Once that was back in order? She was good to go.
Fuck you very much, Jim Heron.
As she strode out into the lobby of the professional services building, she still felt like death, but at least she was moving.
It was out in the spring sunshine that she paused for a moment and glanced up at the five-story glass-and-steel facade with a frown.
Funny, she didn’t have an insurance company.
Up in Heaven, Nigel sat at a table set for four with only two of his fellow archangels. Still, Bertie and Byron were delighted in spite of the critical absence. Then again, for them, at least, a kind of normalcy had returned—and this was good news even in the midst of the war.
As Nigel poured some Earl Grey into his porcelain cup and took a sip, he did not feel similarly, although this repast was a vast improvement over Purgatory’s relentless dust.
Was this what humans felt when they survived illness or accident? He was at once totally present amongst his colleagues, feeling the chair beneath him, the weight of his clothes upon his back, the curving handle of the cup in his grasp—and yet he was utterly absent, his mind trying to knit together some kind of link between where he had been and where he sat now.
Thus far, he had not been successful.
In truth, though the body had moved, the consciousness was still on the far side of Heaven, and there was a bumbling, buzzy dizziness associated with the split.
He had the sense that if only he were able to connect with something vivid here, it would help the re-integration process.
But Colin had made his position known on that with a shake of his head back in that parlor—
Off in the distance, across the rolling green lawns, a figure in white appeared and grew closer … and Nigel’s breath stopped in his throat. Tall and forceful, with a stride like that of the fighter he was, Colin approached with efficiency … and brought with his presence a devastation that left Nigel reeling.
When the male sat down, he greeted only Tarquin, the Irish wolfhound, as all others went still and silent.
In the tense quiet that followed, Nigel noticed that that dark hair was wet from a recent washing and that Colin smelled of sandalwood and spices.
“Now that we are all in attendance,” Nigel said hoarsely, “I wish to formally apologize for my actions.”
Or more accurately: I am so sorry, Colin. And I would have preferred to do this in private.
“In an effort to more fully engage the savior, I—”
Colin cut in, “I think we can all agree that given the dire state of the war, the only thing that matters is where one goes from here.”
Read: I am not interested in any kind of explanation or apology, public or private.
Nigel took a moment to recover from a blow to his gut. “Yes. Of course.” He cleared his throat as Byron and Bertie became quite engaged in counting the currants in their scones. “I believe the question is whether or not to tell the savior of his upcoming role in the war.”
“You’re assuming he wins this round,” Colin muttered.
“He will not stand for losing.”
“This is an angel who gave a flag away, may I remind you.”
“He is changed.”
“Because he went to Purgatory and back?” Colin’s eyes were level as they finally looked across the tea sandwiches on their stand. “It must be a transformative place, then. Unfortunately, too little, too late and all of that.”
“’Tis not the place, but the nature of mistakes which changes a person’s course. The mourning of foolish actions can be a powerful catalyst.”
“There are many things that can be catalysts.”
Read: Such as being abandoned and betrayed by one whom you love.
“Tea?” Bertie asked, as if he wanted to break up the subtextual bickering.
“No, thank you.” Colin sat back and stared at the Manse of Souls. “Sustenance is the last thing of interest to me now.”
Byron put his cup down in its saucer as if he, too, had lost his appetite—but his eyes gleamed behind his rose-colored glasses. “I am encouraged by your optimism, Nigel. I am of hope that we shall as yet prevail—and although I have always respected your commitment to the rules of this war, I can see why Jim’s knowing that he is to be the last soul which is battled for could be beneficial.”
“Assuming we do not lose this round,” Colin interjected. “As we have lost three others.”
“Jim will not be bested.” Nigel took a sip from the rim of his porcelain cup. The tea tasted like dishwater, even though it had been conjured in the same manner it had been forever. “Not with who is in play.”
“You think that will make a difference?” Colin smiled coldly. “Love is not quite so bankable. At least in my experience.”
With that, the archangel got to his feet. “If you all will excuse me, I’m going to do a check of the castle periphery.”
“Would you care for company?” Bertie asked.
“No. Thank you.”
As Colin stalked off, Bertie and Byron once again busied themselves with ocular endeavors that did not include Nigel.
“Tarquin,” Nigel murmured. “Do follow after him, will you?”
The Irish wolfhound let out a chuff and then padded off in Colin’s wake, keeping his distance and being as subtle as an animal who weighed ten stone and looked like a floor mop could be.
“I believe I shall retire for some rest,” Nigel said as he put his napkin upon his empty plate. “Do excuse me, will you.”
He hated getting emotional under any circumstances. Showing sadness or pain in front of others?
In the words of the savior, No fucking way.
Chapter Twenty
“Welcome to Home Depot! What are we looking for today?”
As Jim eyed the source of the noise, he was thinking fondly of knives. Brass knuckles. A tire iron. But come on, the greeter was a seventy-year-old man with more hair in his white beard than on his head—like the poor soul deserved that kind of treatment for no reason at all? Hell, he was like an almost Santa Claus who just needed a course of Rogaine to get there. And a red velvet suit instead of that orange apron. Bib. Whatever it was.
“Plywood,” Ad said.
“Oh, that’s great!” Yeah, he probably said that in response to every conceivable reply: garden hoses, grills, lightbulbs, flooring. “You want to go allllllllllllllll—”
He drew out the Ls as he pivoted and pointed past the lineup of twenty-foot-high scaffold’d displays with their packed-in SKU’d merch.
“—llllllllll the way to the back. Ask for Billy. Have you been here before? Because we offer a special checkout for oversize orders.”
“Thanks,” Ad said as he began to walk off.
“And thank you for your service, young man.”
The angel paused. “I’m sorry?”
“Weren’t you wounded in the war?”
“Ah, yeah. Guess you could say that.”
As Ad gave Almost Santa a nod and limped off, Sissy followed tight on the angel’s heels, and Jim lagged behind.
Goddamn, it had been a while since he’d walked through a store like this. Or … more accurately, it just seemed like it had been forever.
The shit made him remember back to how out of touch he’d been when he’d finally maneuvered himself free of XOps: He’d known only that he was done with the whole killing-for-the-government thing; he hadn’t thought much about being a civilian, or what a simple joy it was to get in your four-year-old car and leave your two-thousand-square-foot ranch and drive three-point-three miles to your local Home Depot or Lowe’s and buy a cocktail of lawn fertilizer, a new hammer, and weatherstripping for your back door.
Unfortunately, he hadn’t gotten the chance to enjoy much of that.
Not with this whole savior thing coming along and knocking him on his ass.
As his eyes swung around the store’s cavernous interior, he intended to check out the lighting kiosk in the middle of the place, with its hanging chandeliers and stand-up units and fake-sunshine glow.
Instead, his peepers locked on Sissy and suffered from a serious case of nope-not-leaving.
In the words of their greeter guy, Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo figure.
Jesus Christ, what a mess. The only thing he’d done right was help her through her first time. Everything else had been a cluster fuck, especially the way it had ended between them with him leaving on some lame-ass statement about having to take a shower. Or something. Fuck, he couldn’t even recall what he’d said to her.
The problem was, when they’d been having the sex, he’d been so fucking wound up that all he’d wanted to do was pound into her hard—his body had been a thin inch from totally out of control. Afraid of hurting her, he’d pulled out and come all over the sheets, his hips pistoning into the mattress—which had been better than her. Or so he’d thought.
After that, it had been a case of cue the awkward silence, which had only gotten worse as he’d rolled away from her and tried to get his shit together: Instead of calming things down, the orgasm had only made him hungrier. So much so, he’d been worried about trying to act on it. Which was not what you did when you’d just taken someone’s—
“Do we have nails and a hammer?” Sissy asked.
Ad shook his head. “You wanna pick them up while we get the lumber?”
“Yup. Perfect.” As if she’d been looking for an excuse to break off.
And go her own way she did, peeling away and dematerializing into the stacks. Naturally, he couldn’t let her head off alone—
Ad grabbed onto his arm. “Let her go. We’re all under the same roof, and maybe the ride home will be less of a nightmare if you give her a little space.”
“The trip over here wasn’t that bad.”
“Compared to open-heart surgery, sure.”
As Ad dragged him along, they passed by more of the helpful types with the orange aprons, and he wondered if he could ask one of them what to do. Man, if only women were like houses, the kind of thing you could fix with some good manual labor and a toolbox.
“What the fuck happened between you two?” Ad paused and checked out an end cap of Levolors. “And do me a favor and don’t say ‘nothing.’ We could all be wiped off the face of the planet in another day and a half. We don’t have a lot of time, but more to the point, this could all be nothing but bullshit very, very soon, so what do you have to lose?”
“No offense, but do you really think you have anything to add to a discussion about women?”
Ad frowned and started walking again. “Good point.”
They were turning the corner into big-boy land with the wood when Jim blurted, “She’s not a virgin anymore.”
Ad coughed into his hand. “Oh. Yeah. Ah, am I supposed to say congratulations?”
“Obviously not. I didn’t know what to say afterward. I just … up and left. Well, not exactly.” Again, he’d managed to choke out something to her about needing a shower. Which in retrospect had suggested he couldn’t wait to get clean or something. “I dunno, I was freaking out.”
“Because it was a disappointment?”
“No … because it was that good. And my brain wasn’t working right, so I blew it. By the time I’d gotten my head together, she’d gone downstairs and everything was in the crapper.”
And there was another truth in all of it: He’d been worried he was heading back into distraction land—and they all knew how well that had worked for them. Nigel. Purgatory. Busted-up parlor.
Losing.
Guess he’d needed a second to figure out whether or not he was lying to himself when he thought he could do both: fight and be with her. Not that he’d made much of a conscious choice when he’d gone down to her bedroom. That little stroll had been more like a ricochet function, him bouncing off the dire straits of Purgatory into the one thing that he knew would connect him to freedom.
Plus he’d just plain wanted her.
And now things were fucked.
The sad thing? Put him in the wilderness and he could survive for weeks on his own. He could build bombs and dismantle them. He was able to put a bullet in a thimble at three hundred yards—or into a human head.
But he had never suffered from a case of brain jam like he’d had right after that session with Sissy. And meanwhile she was pissed off and hurt—and he wasn’t sure what to do to make things better.
Maybe a little breather was good.
As he’d told himself before, he should focus on the war—and worry about having a love life of some kind after they’d crossed the finish line.
Shit.
Sissy found the hammer section and was dumbfounded. To her, a hammer was what her dad had had in his old Sears toolbox—something with a worn wooden handle and a head that was corroded. The stuff for sale here was some kind of glamorous cousin, all about the ultra-deluxe, the titanium, the sure-grip, and the shiny.
Although at least she did have some direction. The therapist was right. She could bellyache and bitch about all the things that had happened with Jim, and the ways she’d been let down by him, but that was just wasting time with shit she couldn’t change. She needed to focus on what to do now in regard to the war, and that was, compared to trying to get over that motherfucker, so very simple.
Besides, considering how lovebird-ish Sissy and Jim were getting? She knew just how she was going to win this.
A little fuck-you to the both of them.
There was just one thing she had to do first: She had to deal with what she’d done to her collections. She had to clean that mess up—scattered house, scattered mind and that crap was definitely true for her. Once that was back in order? She was good to go.
Fuck you very much, Jim Heron.
As she strode out into the lobby of the professional services building, she still felt like death, but at least she was moving.
It was out in the spring sunshine that she paused for a moment and glanced up at the five-story glass-and-steel facade with a frown.
Funny, she didn’t have an insurance company.
Up in Heaven, Nigel sat at a table set for four with only two of his fellow archangels. Still, Bertie and Byron were delighted in spite of the critical absence. Then again, for them, at least, a kind of normalcy had returned—and this was good news even in the midst of the war.
As Nigel poured some Earl Grey into his porcelain cup and took a sip, he did not feel similarly, although this repast was a vast improvement over Purgatory’s relentless dust.
Was this what humans felt when they survived illness or accident? He was at once totally present amongst his colleagues, feeling the chair beneath him, the weight of his clothes upon his back, the curving handle of the cup in his grasp—and yet he was utterly absent, his mind trying to knit together some kind of link between where he had been and where he sat now.
Thus far, he had not been successful.
In truth, though the body had moved, the consciousness was still on the far side of Heaven, and there was a bumbling, buzzy dizziness associated with the split.
He had the sense that if only he were able to connect with something vivid here, it would help the re-integration process.
But Colin had made his position known on that with a shake of his head back in that parlor—
Off in the distance, across the rolling green lawns, a figure in white appeared and grew closer … and Nigel’s breath stopped in his throat. Tall and forceful, with a stride like that of the fighter he was, Colin approached with efficiency … and brought with his presence a devastation that left Nigel reeling.
When the male sat down, he greeted only Tarquin, the Irish wolfhound, as all others went still and silent.
In the tense quiet that followed, Nigel noticed that that dark hair was wet from a recent washing and that Colin smelled of sandalwood and spices.
“Now that we are all in attendance,” Nigel said hoarsely, “I wish to formally apologize for my actions.”
Or more accurately: I am so sorry, Colin. And I would have preferred to do this in private.
“In an effort to more fully engage the savior, I—”
Colin cut in, “I think we can all agree that given the dire state of the war, the only thing that matters is where one goes from here.”
Read: I am not interested in any kind of explanation or apology, public or private.
Nigel took a moment to recover from a blow to his gut. “Yes. Of course.” He cleared his throat as Byron and Bertie became quite engaged in counting the currants in their scones. “I believe the question is whether or not to tell the savior of his upcoming role in the war.”
“You’re assuming he wins this round,” Colin muttered.
“He will not stand for losing.”
“This is an angel who gave a flag away, may I remind you.”
“He is changed.”
“Because he went to Purgatory and back?” Colin’s eyes were level as they finally looked across the tea sandwiches on their stand. “It must be a transformative place, then. Unfortunately, too little, too late and all of that.”
“’Tis not the place, but the nature of mistakes which changes a person’s course. The mourning of foolish actions can be a powerful catalyst.”
“There are many things that can be catalysts.”
Read: Such as being abandoned and betrayed by one whom you love.
“Tea?” Bertie asked, as if he wanted to break up the subtextual bickering.
“No, thank you.” Colin sat back and stared at the Manse of Souls. “Sustenance is the last thing of interest to me now.”
Byron put his cup down in its saucer as if he, too, had lost his appetite—but his eyes gleamed behind his rose-colored glasses. “I am encouraged by your optimism, Nigel. I am of hope that we shall as yet prevail—and although I have always respected your commitment to the rules of this war, I can see why Jim’s knowing that he is to be the last soul which is battled for could be beneficial.”
“Assuming we do not lose this round,” Colin interjected. “As we have lost three others.”
“Jim will not be bested.” Nigel took a sip from the rim of his porcelain cup. The tea tasted like dishwater, even though it had been conjured in the same manner it had been forever. “Not with who is in play.”
“You think that will make a difference?” Colin smiled coldly. “Love is not quite so bankable. At least in my experience.”
With that, the archangel got to his feet. “If you all will excuse me, I’m going to do a check of the castle periphery.”
“Would you care for company?” Bertie asked.
“No. Thank you.”
As Colin stalked off, Bertie and Byron once again busied themselves with ocular endeavors that did not include Nigel.
“Tarquin,” Nigel murmured. “Do follow after him, will you?”
The Irish wolfhound let out a chuff and then padded off in Colin’s wake, keeping his distance and being as subtle as an animal who weighed ten stone and looked like a floor mop could be.
“I believe I shall retire for some rest,” Nigel said as he put his napkin upon his empty plate. “Do excuse me, will you.”
He hated getting emotional under any circumstances. Showing sadness or pain in front of others?
In the words of the savior, No fucking way.
Chapter Twenty
“Welcome to Home Depot! What are we looking for today?”
As Jim eyed the source of the noise, he was thinking fondly of knives. Brass knuckles. A tire iron. But come on, the greeter was a seventy-year-old man with more hair in his white beard than on his head—like the poor soul deserved that kind of treatment for no reason at all? Hell, he was like an almost Santa Claus who just needed a course of Rogaine to get there. And a red velvet suit instead of that orange apron. Bib. Whatever it was.
“Plywood,” Ad said.
“Oh, that’s great!” Yeah, he probably said that in response to every conceivable reply: garden hoses, grills, lightbulbs, flooring. “You want to go allllllllllllllll—”
He drew out the Ls as he pivoted and pointed past the lineup of twenty-foot-high scaffold’d displays with their packed-in SKU’d merch.
“—llllllllll the way to the back. Ask for Billy. Have you been here before? Because we offer a special checkout for oversize orders.”
“Thanks,” Ad said as he began to walk off.
“And thank you for your service, young man.”
The angel paused. “I’m sorry?”
“Weren’t you wounded in the war?”
“Ah, yeah. Guess you could say that.”
As Ad gave Almost Santa a nod and limped off, Sissy followed tight on the angel’s heels, and Jim lagged behind.
Goddamn, it had been a while since he’d walked through a store like this. Or … more accurately, it just seemed like it had been forever.
The shit made him remember back to how out of touch he’d been when he’d finally maneuvered himself free of XOps: He’d known only that he was done with the whole killing-for-the-government thing; he hadn’t thought much about being a civilian, or what a simple joy it was to get in your four-year-old car and leave your two-thousand-square-foot ranch and drive three-point-three miles to your local Home Depot or Lowe’s and buy a cocktail of lawn fertilizer, a new hammer, and weatherstripping for your back door.
Unfortunately, he hadn’t gotten the chance to enjoy much of that.
Not with this whole savior thing coming along and knocking him on his ass.
As his eyes swung around the store’s cavernous interior, he intended to check out the lighting kiosk in the middle of the place, with its hanging chandeliers and stand-up units and fake-sunshine glow.
Instead, his peepers locked on Sissy and suffered from a serious case of nope-not-leaving.
In the words of their greeter guy, Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo figure.
Jesus Christ, what a mess. The only thing he’d done right was help her through her first time. Everything else had been a cluster fuck, especially the way it had ended between them with him leaving on some lame-ass statement about having to take a shower. Or something. Fuck, he couldn’t even recall what he’d said to her.
The problem was, when they’d been having the sex, he’d been so fucking wound up that all he’d wanted to do was pound into her hard—his body had been a thin inch from totally out of control. Afraid of hurting her, he’d pulled out and come all over the sheets, his hips pistoning into the mattress—which had been better than her. Or so he’d thought.
After that, it had been a case of cue the awkward silence, which had only gotten worse as he’d rolled away from her and tried to get his shit together: Instead of calming things down, the orgasm had only made him hungrier. So much so, he’d been worried about trying to act on it. Which was not what you did when you’d just taken someone’s—
“Do we have nails and a hammer?” Sissy asked.
Ad shook his head. “You wanna pick them up while we get the lumber?”
“Yup. Perfect.” As if she’d been looking for an excuse to break off.
And go her own way she did, peeling away and dematerializing into the stacks. Naturally, he couldn’t let her head off alone—
Ad grabbed onto his arm. “Let her go. We’re all under the same roof, and maybe the ride home will be less of a nightmare if you give her a little space.”
“The trip over here wasn’t that bad.”
“Compared to open-heart surgery, sure.”
As Ad dragged him along, they passed by more of the helpful types with the orange aprons, and he wondered if he could ask one of them what to do. Man, if only women were like houses, the kind of thing you could fix with some good manual labor and a toolbox.
“What the fuck happened between you two?” Ad paused and checked out an end cap of Levolors. “And do me a favor and don’t say ‘nothing.’ We could all be wiped off the face of the planet in another day and a half. We don’t have a lot of time, but more to the point, this could all be nothing but bullshit very, very soon, so what do you have to lose?”
“No offense, but do you really think you have anything to add to a discussion about women?”
Ad frowned and started walking again. “Good point.”
They were turning the corner into big-boy land with the wood when Jim blurted, “She’s not a virgin anymore.”
Ad coughed into his hand. “Oh. Yeah. Ah, am I supposed to say congratulations?”
“Obviously not. I didn’t know what to say afterward. I just … up and left. Well, not exactly.” Again, he’d managed to choke out something to her about needing a shower. Which in retrospect had suggested he couldn’t wait to get clean or something. “I dunno, I was freaking out.”
“Because it was a disappointment?”
“No … because it was that good. And my brain wasn’t working right, so I blew it. By the time I’d gotten my head together, she’d gone downstairs and everything was in the crapper.”
And there was another truth in all of it: He’d been worried he was heading back into distraction land—and they all knew how well that had worked for them. Nigel. Purgatory. Busted-up parlor.
Losing.
Guess he’d needed a second to figure out whether or not he was lying to himself when he thought he could do both: fight and be with her. Not that he’d made much of a conscious choice when he’d gone down to her bedroom. That little stroll had been more like a ricochet function, him bouncing off the dire straits of Purgatory into the one thing that he knew would connect him to freedom.
Plus he’d just plain wanted her.
And now things were fucked.
The sad thing? Put him in the wilderness and he could survive for weeks on his own. He could build bombs and dismantle them. He was able to put a bullet in a thimble at three hundred yards—or into a human head.
But he had never suffered from a case of brain jam like he’d had right after that session with Sissy. And meanwhile she was pissed off and hurt—and he wasn’t sure what to do to make things better.
Maybe a little breather was good.
As he’d told himself before, he should focus on the war—and worry about having a love life of some kind after they’d crossed the finish line.
Shit.
Sissy found the hammer section and was dumbfounded. To her, a hammer was what her dad had had in his old Sears toolbox—something with a worn wooden handle and a head that was corroded. The stuff for sale here was some kind of glamorous cousin, all about the ultra-deluxe, the titanium, the sure-grip, and the shiny.
