Live Wire
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The only real approach to Wire’s compound was a dirt road with about five thousand Keep Out signs and a guard booth with a drop arm. Myron ignored the signs because he was a crazy rulebreaker like that. Upon arrival via private boat, he had borrowed the car, a totally rad Wiesmann Roadster MF5 with retail price over a quarter of a million dollars, from Baxter Lockwood, Win’s cousin, who had a place on Adiona Island. Myron debated driving straight through the drop arm, but ol’ Bax might not appreciate the scratches.
The guard looked up from his paperback. He sported a severe crew cut and aviator sunglasses and had a hard military bearing. Myron gave him a five-finger toodle-oo wave and Smile Seventeen—charmingly shy via early Matt Damon. Pretty dazzling.
The guard said, “Turn around and leave.”
Mistake. Smile Seventeen only worked on da ladies. “If you were a lady, you’d be dazzled right now.”
“By the smile? Oh, I am. On the inside. Turn around and leave.”
“Aren’t you supposed to call the house and make sure I’m not expected?”
“Oh.” The guard made a phone with his fingers and mimed a conversation. Then he hung up his fingers and said, “Turn around and leave.”
“I’m here to see Lex Ryder.”
“I don’t think so.”
“My name is Myron Bolitar.”
“Should I genuflect?”
“I’d prefer it if you just lift the drop arm.”
The guard put down his book and slowly made his way to his feet. “I don’t think so, Myron.”
Myron had expected something like this. Over the past sixteen years, since the death of a young woman named Alista Snow, only a handful of people had even seen Gabriel Wire. Back then, when the tragedy first occurred, the media had gorged on images of the charismatic front man. Some claimed that he got preferential treatment, that at the very least, Gabriel Wire should have been charged with involuntary manslaughter, but the witnesses backed away and even Alista Snow’s father eventually stopped demanding justice. Whatever the reason—cleared or swept under the rug—the incident changed Gabriel Wire forever. He ran off and, if rumors were to be believed, spent the next two years in Tibet and India before returning to the United States under a cloud of secrecy that would have made Howard Hughes envious.
Gabriel Wire had not been seen in public since.
Oh, there were plenty of rumors. Wire joined the conspiracy legends of the moon landing, JFK assassination, and Elvis sightings. Some say that he wore disguises and moved freely, going to movies and clubs and restaurants. Some say that he got plastic surgery or that he shaved off his famed curly hair and grew a goatee. Some say that he simply loves the seclusion of Adiona Island and that he sneaks in supermodels and assorted lovelies. This last rumor was given extra credence when one tabloid interrupted a phone call between a famous young starlet and her mother discussing her weekend with “Gabriel at Adiona,” but many, Myron included, smelled a planted story timed, by eerie coincidence, the week before said starlet’s big movie opening. Sometimes a paparazzo would be tipped off that Gabriel would be somewhere, but the picture would never be conclusive, always appearing in whatever rag with the headline IS THIS GABRIEL WIRE? Other rumors had it that Wire spent considerable time institutionalized while others insisted that the reason he kept out of sight was simple vanity: His beautiful face had been sliced up during a bar fight in Mumbai.
Gabriel Wire’s vanishing act did not spell the end of HorsePower. Just the opposite, in fact. Not surprisingly, the legend of Gabriel Wire grew. Would people remember Howard Hughes if he was just another rich guy? Were the Beatles hurt by the rumors of Paul Mc-Cartney’s death? Eccentricity sells. Gabriel, with Lex’s help, managed to keep their music production level steady, and while there was some lost revenue because they couldn’t tour anymore, the record sales more than offset that.
“I’m not here to see Gabriel Wire,” Myron said.
“Good,” the guard said, “because I never heard of him.”
“I need to see Lex Ryder.”
“Don’t know him either.”
“Mind if I make a call?”
“After you turn around and leave,” the guard said, “you can have sex with Rhesus monkeys for all I care.”
Myron looked at him. There was something familiar about the man, but he couldn’t put his finger on it. “You’re not your average rent-a-cop.”
“Hmm.” The guard arched an eyebrow. “Dazzling now with flattery on top of the smile?”
“Double dazzle.”
“If I were a hot chick, I’d probably be disrobing by now.”
Yep, definitely not your average rent-a-cop. He had the eyes, the mannerisms, the relaxed coil of a pro. Something here was not adding up.
“What’s your name?” Myron asked.
“Guess my answer. Go ahead. Take a wild guess.”
“Turn around and leave?”
“Bingo.”
Myron decided not to argue. He backed up, surreptitiously taking out his modified Win-spy BlackBerry. There was a zoom camera on it. He headed to the end of the drive, got the camera up, snapped a quick pic of the guard. He sent it off to Esperanza by e-mail. She’d know what to do. Then he called Buzz, who must have seen on his caller ID that it was Myron: “I’m not going to tell you where Lex is.”
“First of all, I’m fine,” Myron said. “Thanks for having my back at the club last night.”
“My job is to take care of Lex, not you.”
“Second, you don’t have to tell me where Lex is. You’re both at Wire’s place on Adiona Island.”
“How did you figure that out?”
“GPS on your phone. In fact, I’m right outside the gate now.”
“Wait, you’re already on the island?”
“Yep.”
“Doesn’t matter. You can’t get in here.”
“Really? I could call Win. If we put our minds to it, we’ll figure a way.”
“Man, you’re a pest. Look, Lex doesn’t want to go home. That’s his right.”
“Good point.”
“And you’re his agent, for crying out loud. You’re supposed to be looking out for his interests too.”
“Another good point.”
“Exactly. You’re not a marriage counselor.”
Maybe, maybe not. “I need to talk to him for five minutes.”
The guard looked up from his paperback. He sported a severe crew cut and aviator sunglasses and had a hard military bearing. Myron gave him a five-finger toodle-oo wave and Smile Seventeen—charmingly shy via early Matt Damon. Pretty dazzling.
The guard said, “Turn around and leave.”
Mistake. Smile Seventeen only worked on da ladies. “If you were a lady, you’d be dazzled right now.”
“By the smile? Oh, I am. On the inside. Turn around and leave.”
“Aren’t you supposed to call the house and make sure I’m not expected?”
“Oh.” The guard made a phone with his fingers and mimed a conversation. Then he hung up his fingers and said, “Turn around and leave.”
“I’m here to see Lex Ryder.”
“I don’t think so.”
“My name is Myron Bolitar.”
“Should I genuflect?”
“I’d prefer it if you just lift the drop arm.”
The guard put down his book and slowly made his way to his feet. “I don’t think so, Myron.”
Myron had expected something like this. Over the past sixteen years, since the death of a young woman named Alista Snow, only a handful of people had even seen Gabriel Wire. Back then, when the tragedy first occurred, the media had gorged on images of the charismatic front man. Some claimed that he got preferential treatment, that at the very least, Gabriel Wire should have been charged with involuntary manslaughter, but the witnesses backed away and even Alista Snow’s father eventually stopped demanding justice. Whatever the reason—cleared or swept under the rug—the incident changed Gabriel Wire forever. He ran off and, if rumors were to be believed, spent the next two years in Tibet and India before returning to the United States under a cloud of secrecy that would have made Howard Hughes envious.
Gabriel Wire had not been seen in public since.
Oh, there were plenty of rumors. Wire joined the conspiracy legends of the moon landing, JFK assassination, and Elvis sightings. Some say that he wore disguises and moved freely, going to movies and clubs and restaurants. Some say that he got plastic surgery or that he shaved off his famed curly hair and grew a goatee. Some say that he simply loves the seclusion of Adiona Island and that he sneaks in supermodels and assorted lovelies. This last rumor was given extra credence when one tabloid interrupted a phone call between a famous young starlet and her mother discussing her weekend with “Gabriel at Adiona,” but many, Myron included, smelled a planted story timed, by eerie coincidence, the week before said starlet’s big movie opening. Sometimes a paparazzo would be tipped off that Gabriel would be somewhere, but the picture would never be conclusive, always appearing in whatever rag with the headline IS THIS GABRIEL WIRE? Other rumors had it that Wire spent considerable time institutionalized while others insisted that the reason he kept out of sight was simple vanity: His beautiful face had been sliced up during a bar fight in Mumbai.
Gabriel Wire’s vanishing act did not spell the end of HorsePower. Just the opposite, in fact. Not surprisingly, the legend of Gabriel Wire grew. Would people remember Howard Hughes if he was just another rich guy? Were the Beatles hurt by the rumors of Paul Mc-Cartney’s death? Eccentricity sells. Gabriel, with Lex’s help, managed to keep their music production level steady, and while there was some lost revenue because they couldn’t tour anymore, the record sales more than offset that.
“I’m not here to see Gabriel Wire,” Myron said.
“Good,” the guard said, “because I never heard of him.”
“I need to see Lex Ryder.”
“Don’t know him either.”
“Mind if I make a call?”
“After you turn around and leave,” the guard said, “you can have sex with Rhesus monkeys for all I care.”
Myron looked at him. There was something familiar about the man, but he couldn’t put his finger on it. “You’re not your average rent-a-cop.”
“Hmm.” The guard arched an eyebrow. “Dazzling now with flattery on top of the smile?”
“Double dazzle.”
“If I were a hot chick, I’d probably be disrobing by now.”
Yep, definitely not your average rent-a-cop. He had the eyes, the mannerisms, the relaxed coil of a pro. Something here was not adding up.
“What’s your name?” Myron asked.
“Guess my answer. Go ahead. Take a wild guess.”
“Turn around and leave?”
“Bingo.”
Myron decided not to argue. He backed up, surreptitiously taking out his modified Win-spy BlackBerry. There was a zoom camera on it. He headed to the end of the drive, got the camera up, snapped a quick pic of the guard. He sent it off to Esperanza by e-mail. She’d know what to do. Then he called Buzz, who must have seen on his caller ID that it was Myron: “I’m not going to tell you where Lex is.”
“First of all, I’m fine,” Myron said. “Thanks for having my back at the club last night.”
“My job is to take care of Lex, not you.”
“Second, you don’t have to tell me where Lex is. You’re both at Wire’s place on Adiona Island.”
“How did you figure that out?”
“GPS on your phone. In fact, I’m right outside the gate now.”
“Wait, you’re already on the island?”
“Yep.”
“Doesn’t matter. You can’t get in here.”
“Really? I could call Win. If we put our minds to it, we’ll figure a way.”
“Man, you’re a pest. Look, Lex doesn’t want to go home. That’s his right.”
“Good point.”
“And you’re his agent, for crying out loud. You’re supposed to be looking out for his interests too.”
“Another good point.”
“Exactly. You’re not a marriage counselor.”
Maybe, maybe not. “I need to talk to him for five minutes.”
