Magic Shifts
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Mark spun to him. His eyes narrowed. “You know what, Rigan?” He took a deep breath.
Wait for it . . . Wait for it . . .
“Fuck you!”
There it is.
“Fuck all of you.”
He was going to walk. I could feel it. Bob knew it too, because he wasn’t talking. Unlike three-quarters of the people present, Bob also knew that running the Guild without Mark would be almost impossible.
“I’m done defending myself. I’m done justifying myself. This place is finished. Finished!” Mark grinned. “Well, I’m not going down with this sinking ship. I got myself a job. I am done.”
“What the hell are we supposed to do?” one of the mercs called out.
“I don’t give a goddamn crap what the rest of you shit-sniffing animals are going to do. I am out. I just wanted to let you all know how much I hate each and every single one of you. Rot in hell for all I care.”
Mark turned to leave.
“Wait,” Bob called. “What about your shares?”
Mark spun around. “You want my shares, Bob?” He giggled. “Is that it? My worthless shares that you and your Neanderthals drove from two hundred and seven dollars per share to fifty-six cents? You’re not getting them, Bob. I already sold them. And I got above market value, too. Enjoy the rest of your lives in this busted-ass ruin.”
Mark bowed with a flourish, turned, and took off.
Silence reigned.
“Who bought his shares?” Sonia asked.
“I did,” Barabas said.
Everyone looked at Barabas. Bob Carver had the expression of a man who was feverishly calculating his odds.
“I’m invoking the Donations and Charitable Contributions provision,” I said. “The last entry under Membership Powers in the Manual.”
Everyone looked at me.
I raised my bag. “I am donating twenty thousand dollars to the Guild to be used only to fund the Clerk’s salary and the salary for an assistant of his choice for the next two months, if the Guild is willing to reinstate him.”
“You can’t do that,” Bob sputtered. “You can’t just buy your way in.”
“Yes, she can,” Rigan said. “Hell, yes, she completely can.”
Bob turned to him. “We had a deal.”
“Your deal didn’t mention her donating money. What the devil do you think this is, the Order?” Rigan turned to the crowd. “Raise your hand if you work here for free.”
Nobody moved.
“Who here wants to get paid?”
A forest of hands went up. It’s nice when they do your work for you.
“Three of my last paychecks were short,” Sonia said. “Three! I’m sick of it.”
Bob turned to Ivera. She shrugged.
“Why are we still talking about this?” Rigan asked. “I move to reinstate the Clerk. All in favor?”
He thrust his hand up. Sonia joined him. Ivera raised her hand. Bob hesitated, but his hand went up. Voting against the Clerk in front of the whole Guild would slam the lid on the coffin of his leadership.
“Majority,” Rigan announced. “You’re reinstated, Clerk.”
Someone in the back clapped. The crowd caught it, and the hall erupted with stomps, applause, and whistles.
The Clerk made a little bow.
“Alright, alright,” Bob yelled. ‘We have bigger problems. Like no damn roof.”
“Under the corporation provision, I request to enroll three people as my auxiliaries,” I said.
“This can wait.” Bob glared at me.
“No, it can’t,” I told him.
“Last time I checked, Daniels . . .” Bob started.
“She killed the giant,” a woman called out. “She cut his neck. Lago took the credit, but I saw her do it.”
Lago took the credit? Sounded like something he would do. And I didn’t remember a bit of it. Must’ve happened between the giant falling and the lizards Curran told me about.
“What does that have to do with anything?” Bob yelled.
“If it weren’t for her, the Guild wouldn’t be standing,” the woman answered. “Let her do her thing.”
“Where were you, Bob?” another merc called out.
“I was on the job,” Bob barked.
“Let her talk.” Alix Simos stepped forward. That was unexpected. I barely knew him.
“Who are you enrolling?” Sonia asked me.
“Him, him, and him.” I pointed to Curran, Derek, and Barabas.
“No,” Bob said. “Don’t you see? She’s using it to avoid the stopgap.”
Wait for it . . . Wait for it . . .
“Fuck you!”
There it is.
“Fuck all of you.”
He was going to walk. I could feel it. Bob knew it too, because he wasn’t talking. Unlike three-quarters of the people present, Bob also knew that running the Guild without Mark would be almost impossible.
“I’m done defending myself. I’m done justifying myself. This place is finished. Finished!” Mark grinned. “Well, I’m not going down with this sinking ship. I got myself a job. I am done.”
“What the hell are we supposed to do?” one of the mercs called out.
“I don’t give a goddamn crap what the rest of you shit-sniffing animals are going to do. I am out. I just wanted to let you all know how much I hate each and every single one of you. Rot in hell for all I care.”
Mark turned to leave.
“Wait,” Bob called. “What about your shares?”
Mark spun around. “You want my shares, Bob?” He giggled. “Is that it? My worthless shares that you and your Neanderthals drove from two hundred and seven dollars per share to fifty-six cents? You’re not getting them, Bob. I already sold them. And I got above market value, too. Enjoy the rest of your lives in this busted-ass ruin.”
Mark bowed with a flourish, turned, and took off.
Silence reigned.
“Who bought his shares?” Sonia asked.
“I did,” Barabas said.
Everyone looked at Barabas. Bob Carver had the expression of a man who was feverishly calculating his odds.
“I’m invoking the Donations and Charitable Contributions provision,” I said. “The last entry under Membership Powers in the Manual.”
Everyone looked at me.
I raised my bag. “I am donating twenty thousand dollars to the Guild to be used only to fund the Clerk’s salary and the salary for an assistant of his choice for the next two months, if the Guild is willing to reinstate him.”
“You can’t do that,” Bob sputtered. “You can’t just buy your way in.”
“Yes, she can,” Rigan said. “Hell, yes, she completely can.”
Bob turned to him. “We had a deal.”
“Your deal didn’t mention her donating money. What the devil do you think this is, the Order?” Rigan turned to the crowd. “Raise your hand if you work here for free.”
Nobody moved.
“Who here wants to get paid?”
A forest of hands went up. It’s nice when they do your work for you.
“Three of my last paychecks were short,” Sonia said. “Three! I’m sick of it.”
Bob turned to Ivera. She shrugged.
“Why are we still talking about this?” Rigan asked. “I move to reinstate the Clerk. All in favor?”
He thrust his hand up. Sonia joined him. Ivera raised her hand. Bob hesitated, but his hand went up. Voting against the Clerk in front of the whole Guild would slam the lid on the coffin of his leadership.
“Majority,” Rigan announced. “You’re reinstated, Clerk.”
Someone in the back clapped. The crowd caught it, and the hall erupted with stomps, applause, and whistles.
The Clerk made a little bow.
“Alright, alright,” Bob yelled. ‘We have bigger problems. Like no damn roof.”
“Under the corporation provision, I request to enroll three people as my auxiliaries,” I said.
“This can wait.” Bob glared at me.
“No, it can’t,” I told him.
“Last time I checked, Daniels . . .” Bob started.
“She killed the giant,” a woman called out. “She cut his neck. Lago took the credit, but I saw her do it.”
Lago took the credit? Sounded like something he would do. And I didn’t remember a bit of it. Must’ve happened between the giant falling and the lizards Curran told me about.
“What does that have to do with anything?” Bob yelled.
“If it weren’t for her, the Guild wouldn’t be standing,” the woman answered. “Let her do her thing.”
“Where were you, Bob?” another merc called out.
“I was on the job,” Bob barked.
“Let her talk.” Alix Simos stepped forward. That was unexpected. I barely knew him.
“Who are you enrolling?” Sonia asked me.
“Him, him, and him.” I pointed to Curran, Derek, and Barabas.
“No,” Bob said. “Don’t you see? She’s using it to avoid the stopgap.”
