Much Ado About Vampires

Epilogue

"What do you see, Corazon?"
"Um. Mud." I sensed the hypnotherapist's disapproval of my answer, and qualified it. "Well, mud and grass and stuff like that. But mostly just mud."
"Are you sure she's under?" Patsy asked, her voice sounding dubious. "She doesn't look hypnotized to me. CORA! Can you hear me?"
"I'd have to be five miles away not to hear you," I said, cracking open an eye and peering at her from where I lay prone on the couch. "I'm hypnotized, you idiot, not deaf."
"Is she supposed to know she's hypnotized?" Terri asked, sitting on the floor across from me, watching with bright, interested eyes. "That doesn't negate the regression, does it?"
"Hypnotism isn't a magical state of unknowing," Barbara the hypnotherapist answered. "She is simply relaxed, in touch with her true inner spirit, and has opened up her mind to the many memories of lifetimes past. I assure you that she is properly hypnotized."
"Let me get a pin and poke her with it," Patsy said, bustling over to a bookcase crammed full of books and various other items. "If she reacts, we'll know she's faking it."
"No one is poking me with anything!" I shot my friend a quelling look.
"Please, ladies," Barbara said with a glance at her watch. Poor woman. I felt for her doing personal regressions at Patsy's yearly "Girls' Night In" party. Luckily, there were only three of us this year. "We have limited time. Corazon is in a light trance, also referred to as an alpha state. Through that, she has tapped into her higher self, her true Infinite Being, a state in which she is free to bypass the boundaries of time."
"Yeah. Bypassing all that stuff," I said, giving my friend a smirk. "So sit back and watch the show. What do I do now, Barbara?"
"Look around you. Examine your surroundings. Tell us what you see, what you feel."
"I see mud. I feel mud."
"There has to be more to her past life than mud, surely," Terri said, reaching for the bowl of popcorn.
"Are there any buildings or other structures around to give you an idea of what year you are reliving?" Barbara asked.
"Um . . . nothing on the left side other than a bunch of forest. I seem to be standing on a dirt path of some sort. Let me walk to the top of this little hill - oh! Wow! There's a town down below. And it looks like there's a castle way up on a tall cliff in the distance. Lots of tiny little people are running around in some fields outside of the town. Cool! It's like a medieval village or something. Think I'll go down to say hi."
"Excellent," Barbara said, adjusting the video camera she was using to record the session. "Now tell me, how do you feel?"
"Well . . ." I examined the scene my mind had created; whether it was from a past life or just a fertile imagination, I had no way of knowing. "I'm kind of hungry. No, really hungry. Kind of an intense hunger, throbbing inside me. Oh great, I'm a peasant, aren't I? I'm a poor starving peasant who stands around in mud. Lovely."
"We are not here to make judgments on our past selves," Barbara said primly.
"Geesh, Cora," Patsy said, looking disgusted. "Terri turned out to be Cleopatra's personal maid, and I was one of Caesar's concubines. You're letting down the team, here. The least you could do is be a medieval princess in a big hat or something."
I looked closer at my mind-self. "I have shoes on. Peasants didn't wear shoes, did they?"
"Some did, I'm sure," Terri said, stuffing a handful of popcorn into her mouth as she watched my past-life regression.
"Can you walk to the town?" Barbara asked, moving a light slightly so it was off my face. "Perhaps we can find out who you are."
"Yeah. I'm going down the hill now. Hey, watch where you're - oh my god. Oh my god! OMIGOD!"
"What? What's happened?" Barbara asked, looking worried.
"A woman with an oxcart just ran me over."
"What?" Patsy shrieked.
"She ran me over. Her oxen were running amok or something. They just came barreling down the hill behind me and ran right over the top of me. Holy Swiss on rye! Now the oxen are trampling me, and the lady in the cart is screaming and - Jehoshaphat! My head just came off! It just came right off! Ack!"
Terri sat staring at me, her eyes huge, a handful of popcorn frozen just beyond her mouth as she gawked.
"Oh, my. I don't - I've never had anyone die during a regression," Barbara said, looking more worried. "I'm not quite sure how to proceed."
"You're . . . decapitated? " Patsy asked, looking as stunned as I felt, staring down at the gruesome scene. "Are you sure?"
"I'm sure, Pats. My head's separated from my body, which is covered in ox hoofprints. A wheel went over my neck, I think. It . . . urgh. That's just really gross. Why the hell do I get the reincarnations where I'm killed by two bulls and a cart? Why can't I be Cleopatra's concubine?"
"Personal maid, not concubine," Terri corrected, stuffing the popcorn into her mouth and chewing frantically. "Are you absolutely certain you're dead? Maybe it looks worse than it is."
I shot her a look before relaxing back on the pillow. "My head is three feet away from my body. I think that's a pretty good indicator of death - good god! Now what's she doing?"
"The ox?" Patsy asked.
"No, the driver. She's not doing what I think she's doing, is she?"
"I don't know," Terri said, scooting closer, as if that would let her peer into my mind.
"This is very unusual," Barbara muttered to herself, checking her digital camera. "We should document it. Yes. Documentation is good."
"What's the lady doing?" Patsy said, sitting on the couch next to my feet.
"She's trying to stick my head back onto my body. Lady, that's not going to do any good. No, you can't tie it on, either. Ha. Told you so. Oh, don't drop me in the mud! Sheesh! Like I wasn't muddy enough? What a butterfingers. Now she's chasing the oxen, who just bolted for a field. Oh, no, she's coming back. Her arms are waving around like she's yelling, only I can't hear anything. It must be the shock of having my head severed by a cart wheel."
"This is just too surreal," Terri said. "Do you think she purposely ran you down?"
"I don't think so. She seems kind of goofy. She just tripped over my leg and fell onto my head. Oh man! I think she broke my nose! God almighty, this is like some sort of horrible Marx Brothers meets Leatherface sort of movie. Holy runaway oxen, Batman!"
"What?" Terri and Patsy asked at the same time.
"She's doing something. Something weird."
"Oh my god - is she making love to your lifeless corpse? " Terri asked. "I saw a show on HBO about that!"
"No, she's not molesting me. She's standing above me waving her hands around and chanting or something. What the - she's like - hoo!"
"Don't get upset," Barbara said, taking copious notes. "You are in no personal danger. Just describe what you're seeing calmly, and in detail."
"I don't know about you, but I consider a decapitation and barbecue as some sort of personal danger," I said, watching the scene in my mind's eye with stunned disbelief.
"Barbecue?" Patsy asked. "Someone's roasting a pig or something?"
"No. The ox lady waved her hands around, and all of a sudden this silver light was there, all over my body, singeing it around the edges. Oh great. Here comes someone. Hey, you, mister, would you stop the lady from doing the light thing? She's burnt off half of my hair."
"This is the most bizarre thing I've ever heard," Terri told Patsy. "You have the best parties!"
"It's all in the planning," Patsy said modestly. "What's going on now, Cora?"
"The guy just saw me. He did a little stagger to the side. I think it's because the lady tried to hide my head behind her, and my ear flew off and landed at his feet. Now he's picking it up. He's yelling at her. She's pointing to the oxen in the field, but he looks really pissed. Yeah, you tell her, mister. She has no right driving if she can't handle her cows."
"This would make a great film," Patsy said, looking thoughtful. "I wonder if we could write a screenplay. We could make millions."
"Well, now the guy has my head, and he's shaking it at the lady, still yelling at her. Whoops. Chunk of hair came loose. My head is bouncing down the hill. Guy and lady are chasing it. Hee hee hee. OK, that's really funny in a horrible sort of way. Ah. Good for you, sir. He caught me again, and now he's taking me back to my body, hauling the ox lady with him. Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
"Did he drop your head again?" Terri asked, offering me the bowl of popcorn. I shook my head.
"No, he just . . . holy shit! I want out of here! Take me out of this dream or whatever it is! Wake me up!"
"Remain calm," Barbara said in a soothing voice. "The images you see are in the past, and cannot harm you now."
"What's going on? What did the guy do? " Terri asked.
"I want to wake up! Right now!" I said, clawing the couch to sit up.
"Very well. I'm going to count backwards to one, and when I reach that number, you will awaken feeling refreshed and quite serene. Five, four, three, two, one. Welcome back, Corazon."
"You OK? " Patsy asked as I sat up, gasping, my blood all but curdling at the memory of what I'd witnessed.
"Yeah. I think so."
"What happened at the end? " Terri asked. "You looked scared to death."
"You'd be scared, too, if you saw a vampire kill someone!" I rubbed my arms. Goose bumps ran up and down them.
"A vampire! You're kidding!" Patsy gasped.
"I wish I was. He just kind of pounced on the woman, fangs flashing, and blood everywhere, and then she collapsed and he had blood all over his mouth. It was horrible. I never, ever want to see anything like that again. Man alive! I need a drink!"
A half hour later, Barbara the hypnotherapist left, but only after giving me her card and telling me she wanted to interview me at length about my regression session.
I said nothing, just nodded, not wanting to remember the horrible scene.
"What really gets me is that the whole bit with me being run down and killed didn't bother me," I told my friends as we sat over a couple of bottles of wine. "But that man, that vampire . . . brrr. I'll never forget the look on his face as long as I live. It was like he was in hell. I've never seen such anguish before, and then he was just on her, biting her. Urgh. It was terrible."
"What did he look like?"
I thought, trying to separate the last images of him from the earlier ones. "Tall. Muscular. Dark hair. Green eyes. Squarish chin. Handsome, really. The kind of guy if you saw him in a mall, you'd do a double take."
"Sounds like my neighbor," Patsy said, getting to her feet.
"You have a handsome neighbor you've been keeping from us?" I asked her.
"Well, I don't see him very often. He works at night or something - I never see him during the day. But he's gorgeous, really gorgeous. He likes to swim in the nude."
"We're your oldest friends," Terri said. "You owe it to us to share gorgeous men who swim naked."
"How," I said, my mind slightly muddled because of the wine, "do you know he swims naked?"
Patsy hiccuped. "If you happen to be at the east side of my fence pruning the hedge, there's a bare spot where you can see into his backyard, and the pool."
"I wanna see," Terri said, tipping over.
"You have had way too mush wine, misshy," I said, pulling her upright. "But I agree. I want to see the naked gorgeous neighbor."
Patsy glanced at the clock. "Normally I don't see him until closer to midnight, but a little fresh air will do us good. Tallyho, ladies!"
"We're off to get a fox," Terri said, giggling as we clutched each other and staggered after Patsy, who carried a bottle of wine with her, pointing it toward the backyard.
It took a good ten minutes to get to the spot Patsy had mentioned, but only because we all had to troop back into the house, one by one, to use the facilities.
"Sucks having a tiny bladder," Terri said, wobbling slightly as she returned to where Patsy and I were lying on the grass, sharing the last bottle of wine. "C'mon, let's go find that neighbor."
There was no one in the pool.
"Dammit," I said, clutching a tree that stood next to the neighbor's house.
"Well, that's disappointing," Patsy said. "Maybe he'll be out later."
"Antimacassar," Terri said, taking a swig off the bottle.
"Huh?" I asked.
"I think she means anticlimactical," Patsy said with great precision.
"Ah. Gotcha. Well, hell. I'm all keyed up to see a gorgeous guy."
"I know!" Terri said, heading for the house. "Let'sh peek in the windows to see him."
"Ter!" Patsy said, her voice hushed as she ran after Terri. "That's illegal."
"No it isn't," she insisted. "He's your neighbor, right? That'sh not illegal to look in a neighbor's house. You ever hear of Neighborhood Watch? We do it all the time. It'sh good. C'mon. Let's peek."
"Somehow, that makes sense," I said, following the pair. "I think it's because I'm drunk."
By the time we found a window that wasn't curtained, and which looked in on what appeared to be a living room done in shades of cream and white, Patsy had to pee again, and was urging us to return to her house.
"What'sh the big deal?" Terri asked, having some difficulty navigating the one step that led up to the doors.
"He's my neighbor! I don't want him pissed at me."
"It's not like he's going to know we were here," I pointed out, admiring the intricate tile laid in the entryway.
"He's going to know I was here if I leave a big puddle of wee," she said, her legs crossed as she did a little hopping dance. "Let's go back home. I really have to go!"
"OK. I don't see him anyw - hoo! I see him!" Terri plastered herself to the glass on either side of the double front doors, loudly jabbing the glass with her finger. "Look! Do you see? Oh, baby, you're right. He is gorgeous, although he's not naked. Hey, he's looking this way. I wonder if he can see us."
"It's night outside," I said, waving my arms around to show her the night. "See? Black. Night. No one can see us. We're like ninjas. Except for the wee puddles."
The door opened, light spilling out from inside, the silhouette of a man clearly visible. "Can I help you?" he asked, his voice deep and alluring with a slight German accent.
"I have to wee!" Patsy wailed, clutching at herself. She shoved the bottle at me and pushed past the neighbor into his house.
"Second door on the left," he directed her. She ran in the direction he was pointing.
He turned back to us, but I couldn't see him clearly, what with the light behind him. "Is there something I can do for you ladies?"
"Pats said you like to swim in the altogether," Terri said, looking hopeful.
"Ah. Well, I've had my swim for the day. Is there anything else?"
He stepped out of the doorway and onto the entryway, straight into the light cast by a standing yard lamp a few feet away.
I dropped the bottle of wine, pointing at him as my skin tried to crawl away.
"What's wrong, Cora?" Terri asked, weaving slightly. "You look like you're going to barf."
"Vampire," I said, the word coming out as a croak.
The man, who had been reaching out to steady Terri, suddenly whirled around to look at me.
"What?" Terri asked, wobbling her way down the lone step.
"Vampire," I repeated.
The man narrowed his green eyes at me. "Who the hell are you?"
"VAMPIRE!" I screamed, and suddenly, the world started to spin, and a great big black hole opened up at my feet, and I fell into it.
The last sound I heard was that of Patsy. "Oh, thank you, Alec. I really didn't want to wee on your lovely tile work. What's Cora doing on the ground?"
Dear Readers,
Lest you be freaked out by the excerpt that follows - and I know right now some of you are looking worried at even the mention of doing such a thing - let me reassure you that even though the excerpt from It's All Greek to Me is (gasp!) a contemporary romantic comedy, there are more Dark Ones and dragon books coming.
Why, then, you might be asking yourself, did I suddenly run amok and write a contemporary? I can answer that in two words: my muse. Or, rather, three words: my pesky muse. She had an idea for a book that would poke a little gentle fun at some romance novel stereotypes, and I learned long ago to listen to her when she insists we write a book.
While I'm on the subject of upcoming books, let me add a note about the Dark Ones in particular. I know many of you are hoping for another Ben and Fran book, and I want to reassure you that they have a significant part to play regarding the situations brought to light via the previous Dark Ones book, In the Company of Vampires . They may have to adopt secondary roles for the next book, but they will, indeed, be present and looking for some answers.
Katie MacAlister
The man in front of her was crazy. That, or he was having some sort of an attack - one that involved dancing up and down and gesturing wildly, all the while talking a mile a minute, his words tumbling out with such speed, they all ran together into one dense, unintelligible stream.
Not that Harry could have understood the words even if he had been speaking slower. She stood up from where she'd been seated on a wooden lounge, enjoying the peace of the balmy Mediterranean night. "The temptation to say 'I'm sorry, but it's all Greek to me,' is almost overwhelming - you do realize that, right?" she asked the man.
He continued his dancing-gesturing-babbling routine, this time adding a peculiar plucking motion with the hem of her linen tunic.
She glanced around, wondering if she'd misunderstood. "Am I not supposed to be here? Is this garden off limits to us? Derek said it was the garden area on the other side of the house that was for guests only. Did I get that wrong?"
The little man - and he was little, at least a good ten inches shorter than her solid six feet - evidently grew distressed at her inability to understand, and grabbed her wrist, hauling her toward the massive bulk of the house.
"Is Timmy in the well?" she asked, a little smile curling her lips before her gaze moved from what must surely have been one of the servants to the house itself. "Only house doesn't quite cut it as a description, does it? It's more like a palace. Houses don't have wings - palaces do. And I defy you to find a house sitting by its lonesome on its very own Greek island. No, sir, this is a palace pure and simple, and although I'm sure you have a good reason for dragging me to it, I should point out that the only people who are staying in its palatial confines are guests, and I'm with the band. We have the little bungalow on the servant end of the island. Hello? You really don't speak a word of English, do you?" Harry sighed.
The man continued to drag her through a very pleasant garden, filled with sweet-scented flowering Mediterranean shrubs unfamiliar to her, attractive hedges, and pretty neoclassical statues. The night air was balmy, the heavy scent from some flower mingling with the sharper and, to her mind, more pleasing tang of the sea. It was everything she imagined a rich man's private island paradise should be. Well, with the exception of the wizened little man attached to her wrist.
"I couldn't just sit quietly somewhere? " she asked the man, whose fingers were locked like steel around her wrist. "I promise that I won't bother anyone. I don't think I could - I'm so jet-lagged, I can't even think straight. Look, that's a nice little bench right over there in the corner next to the statue of the guy with a really big winky. I won't be in anyone's way. I'll just go sit and contemplate his gigantic genitals, and all will be well."
"Harry!" A man appeared suddenly at a window, hanging out of it and waving frantically. "There you are! Hurry!"
"Derek, what are you doing in the house?" Harry thinned her lips at the sight of the young man. "You said we weren't supposed to go near it while the guests were here."
"That doesn't matter now! Hurry up!"
"If you think I don't have anything better to do than to fly halfway around the world to bail your butt out of trouble because you can't follow a few simple rules - "
"No, it's not me." He pulled back inside the window. "It's Cyn! She's been attacked!"
"What!" The fury in her bellow took the little man still attached to her wrist by surprise, for he dropped her hand as if it was suddenly made of fire. Adrenaline shot through her with a painful spike - adrenaline and a fury that almost consumed her. She leaped forward, easily hurdling the low stone balustrade of a patio area as she bolted for the nearest entrance to the house, wrenching open a pair of French doors. She didn't stop to apologize to the small group of people standing around a pool table, racing around the men and women in elegant evening clothes, making a beeline for the door that was bound to lead to a central area of the house.
The little servant trailed her as far as a marble-tiled corridor, where he veered off to who knew where. Harry didn't care - her mind was blank except for the horror of the words that kept repeating in her head. It's Cyn! She's been attacked!
"Harry, thank God - " Terry emerged from a side hall, gesturing toward a curving staircase, his face tight with worry. "We didn't know where you were. She's up here."
Harry ground off a good layer or two of enamel as the pair of them leaped up the seemingly endless stairs, one distracted part of her mind finding it ironic that now, of all times, she should be thankful for her height and long legs. "What happened?" she managed to get out as they crested the stairs, and Terry pointed to the left.
He cast her a worried look, but said nothing. Derek almost collided with her as he burst out of a room. "In here! Harry, you have to do something! The bastard . . . he . . . he . . . !"
"I'll kill whoever it is," she ground out, her blood running icy at the thought of whatever atrocity had occurred. She shoved Derek aside and entered the room, her breath ragged, her heart about ready to leap from her chest. She'd heard the phrase "seeing red" before, but had never thought it could be taken as literal. For a few seconds, though, she swore everything in the room had an ugly red tint to it. It was obviously a bedroom; a quick glance took in the usual occasional chairs, a large bureau with matching wardrobe, and a big bed swathed in some sort of filmy draperies that fluttered in the breeze drifting in through open French doors. Her attention narrowed to the bed as she dashed to it, immediately taking into her arms one of the two huddled, sobbing figures there.
Dimly, she was aware that there was another person in the room, but his identity faded to insignificance. "It's all right, Cyndi. I'm here now," she said, her fury rising as the younger woman sobbed onto her shoulder. "You'll be OK. We'll make whoever did this pay."
"He's evil! He's horrible!" Cyndi pulled back, tears spilling over already red and bloodshot eyes. She was naked, a sheet clutched to her bare breasts, her face unmarked but blotchy from the tears. There were some nasty-looking raw marks on her neck and chest, but it was the petulant purse of her lips that suddenly chimed a warning bell in Harry's brain.
"What happened? Did someone attack you?"
Cyndi drew in a long, trembling breath and glanced over Harry's shoulder. "Yes. Well . . . more or less. He dumped me, Harry. Dumped me!"
Harry blinked for a few seconds. "He what?"
"Dumped me, cruelly and . . . and . . . viciously. I came up to his room, and I thought we were going to hook up, and everything was going along very nicely, and before we could get down to, you know, really doing it, he told me to leave. Just like that!"
Harry passed a shaking hand over her eyes. Slowly, her heart rate dropped back to reasonable levels "So you weren't attacked?"
"Verbally I was. He told me that he didn't want to have sex with me, and that I should leave because he wanted to sleep." Cyndi gestured at the bed. "If it's not verbal abuse to entice someone to your bed, and get them naked, and then kiss them all over before telling them to leave, I don't know what is!"
"He enticed you?"
"Yes! Not so much in words, but he looked at me several times tonight, and a woman knows what that look means," Cyndi said with a peculiar lofty coyness. "He wanted me. So I came up here, and then everything was really nice until he went totally crazy and told me to leave. That's just not right, Harry. It's traumatizing! You have no idea how traumatizing it is to have fabulous sex and then be told to leave because someone wants to sleep. I'm not a slut! I should sleep here, too!"
Harry took a deep, deep breath to keep from strangling the young, self-centered girl in front of her, reminding herself that her whole purpose in being there was to watch over the kids and see that they came to no harm. Her eyes lit on the red marks on Cyndi's chest, and a little spurt of anger burned in her stomach.
She turned, moving aside the hovering forms of Terry and Derek. Amy had moved to cling to the latter, her eyes huge and wary. A man leaned drunkenly against the wall, dressed only in a pair of obviously hastily donned pants, the waistband undone, his face slack and devoid of emotion as he watched her walk toward him. He was a little taller than she was, obviously of Greek ethnicity, with dark eyes and hair, and what in any other circumstance would have been a classical sort of beauty that she would have to have been dead not to appreciate.
"I don't know what the hell you did to her to leave those marks, but I feel it's important to point out that she's only eighteen years old. Couldn't you have gotten her out of the room without touching her?" she asked, fighting with the need to yell at both Cyndi and the randy stallion before her. He had to have been a guest at the party for which the band had been brought out at great expense to entertain, but at that moment, Harry couldn't have cared less if he was the owner of this vast palace of sin - she just wanted to get Cyndi out of there without any further drama.
"I - " The man blinked at her, swallowed visibly, and shoved himself away from the wall to take a step forward. "The little bint threw herself at me. She was in my bed, waiting for me. I didn't screw her, if that's what you're all hot and bothered about."
"Bint!" Cyndi roared, and would have lunged at the man but for the sheet in which she was still tangled. "You bastard! I'm not a bint. Terry, what's a bint?"
"I don't care who tried to seduce whom - you should have known she's too young. You're just lucky she's legal. And obviously you were playing a bit too rough if you left those sorts of marks."
"I'm wounded!" Cyndi cried, grasping at that thought. "He hurt me! He's a beastly, horrible man who hurt me and abused me! I think I may faint."
"You're not hurt, you little - " The man wisely bit off the word as Harry frowned. "I didn't hurt her."
"Oh my God, I'm bleeding!" Cyndi cried in a dramatic voice, and clutched at Terry. "I need to go to the hospital!"
"Look, this has gone far enough. I just want you to promise to stay away from Cyndi for the rest of the weekend, OK?" Harry said with an attempt to take control of the situation.
The man scowled at her. "Who the hell are you to tell me what to do? I bet you planned all of this with that little bint, didn't you? What a setup you had, getting your friend there to screw me and then pretend she's been attacked. What's next, blackmail? You can just drop that idea, because there's no way I'm going to fall for your little scheme."
With every word, anger built in Harry. Oh, she knew full well that Cyndi was milking the situation for everything it was worth, just as she knew that Cyndi had pursued him and not vice versa, but his slander left her itching to punch him in the nose. Behind her she heard the whispered hush of the door opening, but she ignored it, saying simply, "Who am I? I'll tell you who I am. I'm your worst nightmare."
"I don't know." He leered in that sloppy way drunks had. "I'm willing to give you a try. Bet you know a few things that your little friend doesn't."
The man reached out and grabbed her breast. Harry saw red again before she knocked his hand away, stomped as hard as she could on his bare foot, swiftly bringing up her knee into his groin, and, when he doubled over with a scream, punched him as hard as she could in the eye. Still doubled over, he snapped his head back, his face frozen in shock and pain for a moment before he fell over backward.
"What the hell is going on here?" a voice roared from behind Harry.
She spun around to behold an absolutely furious man coming toward her. She blinked at the sight of him, amazed for a moment that such a glorious specimen of male beauty existed outside the pages of glossy fashion magazines. He was taller even than the man she'd just knocked out, a good six inches taller than her, with a broad expanse of chest that wasn't at all disguised by a black silk shirt open at the neck, revealing a bronzed stretch of skin that she suddenly wanted to lick. The little indentation where his neck met his collarbone beckoned to her with an unholy fascination, and she stared bemused for a moment, wondering what on earth her mind was doing demanding that she taste this strange - if terribly beautiful - man.
"Who are you? " he demanded, his black eyes blazing with a fury that looked familiar somehow. "What the hell did you do to my brother?"
"Your brother?" Suddenly, all the rage and anger and fury filled her again with righteousness. "I was seriously considering beating him to a bloody pulp. You're a big guy - I'll let you help if you like."
His ebony gaze raked her over in a manner that left her both hot and cold at the same time, instantly dismissing her as not being worth his consideration. He shoved her aside and marched over to where the other man moved groggily against the wall. "I believe the phrase is 'over my dead body.' Get up, Theo."
"You want on my list, too? Fine," Harry snarled, and would have rolled up her sleeves except the fawncolored linen tunic she wore was sleeveless. "You can be second. Go ahead, Theo. Get up so I can knock your block off."
The big, incredibly handsome man hoisted his brother to his feet, one of his lips curling. "You're drunk."
"Not drunk," Theo protested, his eyes glazed. "Barely had anything. That little bitch - "
Harry moved faster than she had ever moved, intent on slapping the word right off his lips, but the other man caught her as she lunged toward his brother.
"Who the hell are you?" he snarled, his arm like steel around her waist.
"I already used the 'your worst nightmare' line," she yelled at him, her fingers curling into a fist. "But you'd better believe I am!"
He stopped her fist just as she was about to punch him in the nose, shoving her backward into the small clutch of people next to the bed. His black-eyed gaze crawled over all of them. "You're not on the guest list. What are you doing here?"
"They're the band," Harry said, jerking her thumb toward where the four of them, Cyndi now standing in the sheet, pressed together in silent amazement. "The one your sister hired for her eighteenth birthday, assuming you are the owner of this house of debauchery."
The man's eyes returned to her, scorn just about dripping from his voice as he said, "You look a little old to be in a teenage band."
"I'm not old," she said, straightening up. Behind the man, Theo collapsed into a chair, slumping over to rest his head in his hands with a pathetic groan. She narrowed her eyes on him, wondering if she could distract his brother long enough get in a really good punch. "I'm only thirty-three, and I'm their manager. Kind of. By proxy. I'm a writer, really, but I'm acting as their manager because Timothy's appendix burst, and Jill had to stay with him because she's about due to pop any minute with their first child, and there was no one else to watch over the kids, so she asked if I would do it for just this one gig. And idiot that I was, I thought, How hard could it be to watch over things while they played for some obscenely rich oil billionaire's party? No one told me your brother was a drunkard who doesn't have the common sense God gave a potato bug!"
Harry glared at the man as he glanced from his brother to the huddled girl, now thankfully silent, taking in her disheveled appearance, before his eyes narrowed on Harry. "I made my money in real estate development, not oil."
She stared at him for a second. "Does that matter?"
"It does if you're going to consider the source of my wealth as material for an insult. As for this situation - " He gestured with distaste at Cyndi. "Theo has never had to force a woman into his bed. Usually, it's the other way around."
"Of course he asked me," Cyndi said with a sniff and jerk of her chin. "He smiled at me twice, and winked once, and then he brushed my arm when I walked by him. I'm not dense, you know! I can tell when a man wants me! So I came up here to wait for him, because it's clear he thinks I'm steaming hot."
Harry closed her eyes for a moment, then took Cyndi by the arms, fighting to keep from shaking her. "I don't even know where to start, Cyndi."
"Start with what? I'm not the one who's wrong here. Theo is!" Cyndi answered with yet another righteous sniff.
"I thought so. This wouldn't be the first time some enterprising young lady has tried to, shall we say, benefit financially from Theo's lack of common sense," the irritating man said.
"Bullshit!" Harry snapped, releasing Cyndi to march over to the man. His eyebrows rose at the obscenity. She couldn't remember what his name was - it was one of those long names with a seeming abundance of vowels - but she vaguely remembered hearing Jill mention something about him being on some world's-most-eligiblebachelor list. If his appearance was anything to go by, she could certainly believe that. "I'm willing to admit that Cyndi has shown a huge lack of intelligence this evening - "
Cyndi gasped, outraged.
"But neither of us is trying to blackmail your precious brother. It was just a case of a young girl - a very young girl who is just barely legal, I might point out - obviously being dazzled by the situation and making some bad judgment calls."
"I'm not dazzled," Cyndi protested. "I'm hurt! I'm bleeding all over!"
The man made a disgusted noise and looked like he wanted to roll his eyes.
"There's no actual blood, Cyndi," Harry pointed out. "Although I will admit that your playmate was far too rough with you. And although that's not a crime, it's certainly not a pleasant little roll in the sack!"
"No crime has been committed, other than that of poor judgment," the man snapped at her implication, his scowl shifting for a moment to one of surprise as Harry poked him in the chest when she spoke.
"She's got marks all over her upper chest! Just look at her! What sort of a man does that?"
Iakovos Papaioannou couldn't believe the Amazon in front of him had had the nerve to poke him in the chest, just as if she had the right to chastise him. For a moment, he was speechless at her utter and complete disregard for his consequence as she continued to lambaste him, throwing the most absurd accusations at his head.
He allowed her to continue just for the pleasure of watching her, admitting to himself that although his preference for women seldom extended to anything but slim, elegant, cool blondes, this woman, this earth goddess, with her abundant curves and wild brown hair spilling down her back, stirred something deep inside him. Something primal, some urge woke and demanded that he claim her in the most fundamental way a man could claim a woman.
His gaze dropped to her mouth, watching with fascination as her lips moved while she continued to lecture him. A faint scent caught his attention, and he breathed deeper, hoping to catch it again, and when he did, the analytical side of his mind noted that it was just the scent of a sun-warmed woman, as if she had been out lying on the beach. It was nothing extraordinary, nothing unusual, and yet it seemed to go straight to his groin, firing his desire as the most costly perfume had never done.
" - and you're not even listening to me!" the goddess yelled, drawing his attention from his contemplation of laying her down on his bed and burying himself in her glorious body. She gave him a particularly hard jab in the chest, and he captured her hand without thinking, idly rubbing his thumb over her fingers.
"Of course I'm not," he said, dismissively. "There's nothing further to discuss. The woman pursued Theo, not the other way around. She is not injured, despite her claims to the contrary."
She stared at him with stunned surprise for a moment or two, thick black lashes blinking over eyes he had first thought were gray, but now he could see were more hazel, the irises seeming to darken slightly as she looked at his hand. "What are you doing?"
"Trying to point out the obvious," he responded, his eyes on her lips, wondering if she tasted of the sea. She certainly looked like some goddess who had risen from the sea in vengeance, a tempest in human form.
"No, your hand. Your thumb. It's . . ."
Her gaze lifted to his, and he watched with primal satisfaction as her pupils dilated in sudden awareness of him as a man. How easy it would be to arouse her, this tempest. "What is your name?"
"Harry," she said, suddenly giving a little shiver as she pulled her fingers from his.
He frowned. That was not at all fitting for a goddess from the sea. "You have a man's name?"
"It's a nickname, actually," she said with a rueful smile.
His gaze moved instantly to her lips, a drawing in his groin warning that if he continued contemplation of her mouth, what he'd like to do to it, and what he'd like it to do to him, he would end up carrying her off to his bed. While that idea seemed just fine to him, there were other things to attend to . . . at least while Elena's party was under way.
"My name is actually Eglantine, but no one but my mother calls me that. It's just such a mouthful that everyone calls me Harry. What's your name?"
"Iakovos Panagiotis Okeanos Papaioannou," he said with a slight frown, as if he was surprised she didn't know it.
That floored her. She grabbed onto the first part. "Yackydos? "
"Iakovos. It's Greek for 'Jacob.' " When she gawked at him, he continued. "My name is quite a bit more than a mouthful, yes. I would suggest that since you are this young woman's manager, you escort her back to her proper lodgings. I will attend to my brother."
"I'm hurt! I want to go to the hospital!" Cyndi cried.
"Don't be ridiculous. You don't need a doctor's care," Iakovos told her.
"I'm their acting manager, and if she wants to go to the hospital, then I'll take her to the hospital." Harry poked him in the chest again, not, she told herself, because she wanted to feel his fingers on hers again. Oh, sure, he was the walking epitome of sex on two legs, your standard gorgeous hunk, but he was also an extremely obtuse hunk - one who had a very large surprise coming if he thought he could just brush away Cyndi's (albeit minor) injuries.
"May I remind you that you are in my house," Iakovos said, his voice low and incredibly arousing. "On my private island."
Harry never really thought of voices as being sinfully sexy before, but the way this man's rumbled around in his chest made the hairs on the back of her neck stand on end. It was like he was a god, a Greek god come to life, standing right there in front of her, doing all sorts of things to personal, intimate parts of her that she didn't want to think about. He was a drunkard's brother, for heaven's sake! How could she find his voice arousing? "Look, Yacky - "
"Iakovos!"
"We may be in your house on your precious island, but we're also in a country that I'm willing to bet doesn't tolerate abuse to women, especially to American citizens, and double especially when the American citizen in question is just barely eighteen." Harry took a deep breath and leveled the Greek god a look that should have felled him. "I'm assuming that since we had to take a boat to get out to Smut Island, we're going to need one to get Cyndi to the hospital on the mainland. And since I also assume you own all the boats here, I'd appreciate if you could have one of your lackies fire one up for us."
"And if I don't?" Iakovos asked, his black eyes damn near spitting fire at her.
"You're going to be one sad little panda," she snarled.
"Are you threatening me?" He looked completely outraged at such a thing.
"You bet your incredibly attractive and probably hardenough-to-bounce-a-quarter-off-of ass!" she snapped back.
An indescribable look flitted across his face. "You are the most irreverent woman I've ever met."
"And you're the handsomest man I've ever seen in my life, but that doesn't mean I'm going to lick you!" she yelled.
He stared at her in outright surprise.
"Sorry. That came out wrong." Color warmed her face as she mentally damned that odd twist in her mind that led her to speak without thinking. "Sometimes, the dialogue I write in my head comes out of my mouth instead of staying where it belongs."
"You wish to . . . lick?" he asked, the same odd expression on his face.
"Not all of you!" she said with dignity, straightening her shoulders. "Just that spot there, where your neck meets your collarbone. Where that little indentation is . . ." Her voice trailed off as he continued to look at her as if dancing boobs had just appeared on the top of her head. "Never mind. It's not important."
He opened his mouth to say something, shook his head, and, with a dismissive glance at Cyndi and the others still clustered together in silent shock, pulled out a cell phone, speaking rapidly in Greek into it. "A boat will be waiting for you at the east dock." His lips tightened as he looked at his brother before jerking him upright. "I trust that a visit to the hospital will reassure you that your charge has no injury beyond that done to her pride."
"Pride?" Harry grabbed his arm as he was about to leave. He spun around and pinned her back with an outraged glare, which she more than met with one of her own. "She's battered to hell and back again."
His black gaze flickered over Cyndi, who thrust out her chest and gave him an outraged look. "I see no signs of battery."
"She has red marks all over her chest and neck!" Harry said, pointing at Cyndi.
He looked at her steadily for a moment, and she could have sworn that one side of his mouth twitched. "Have you never had a lover who had heavy whisker growth?"
"Huh?"
"It is common among Greek men to have to shave more than once a day, and my brother and I are no exception to that fact."
She eyed his jaw, squinting slightly. He did have a slight darkness on his lower face, as if he was about to sport some manly stubble. He also had extremely attractive lips, the lower one in particular, with its sweet, oh so very sweet curve, and the upper with a deep indentation up to a long, straight nose. Like with the spot on his neck, she had the worst urge to taste that upper lip dip. She actually licked her own lips thinking about it before she remembered that ogling a drunk's brother, especially one who should have been on the cover of GQ, really wasn't the thing. "Er . . . what was the question?"
He sighed. "Whisker burn. That is all the red marks are."
"They are?" She turned to Cyndi. "Cyn?"
"He hurt me," she said, her eyes filling with tears. "Even if it was just his rough cheeks, I need to see a doctor."
Amy, Derek's girlfriend and the other singer in the group, immediately hugged her, her blue eyes worried. Even Terry - bright, cheerful Terry, who always had a joke on his lips - looked somber as he moved closer to the two women. All four sets of eyes watched Harry with an obvious plea in them.
"Whisker burn." She turned back to face the annoying god with the sexy lips. He raised an eyebrow, and she was thankful that he was clearly beyond such mortal things as saying "I told you so."
"I told you she wasn't hurt," he said with slight smirk.
She pointed a finger at him. "You just knocked yourself off your pedestal, buster. All right, I'm willing to accept that your brother didn't intentionally hurt her. But she's very upset, and she does have some nasty rashes, so I think it probably would be better for everyone's peace of mind if she saw a doctor. If you and Mr. Grabby Hands over there would just get out of here, I'll get Cyn dressed, and we'll take her to the mainland."
His lickable lips tightened as if he wasn't used to receiving orders - a thought that gave her immense pleasure. Oh, how fun it would be to take him down a peg or two, to remind him that he might think himself a god amongst lesser folk, but in reality, he was just nothing more than a man. An extremely rich, urbane, sexy, and probably quite fascinating man, but still a man.
She looked at the dip on his collarbone. Her tongue cleaved to the top of her mouth. "Temptation is a bitch."
"You can say that again," he muttered, giving her a dark look before turning on his heel and leaving the room, dragging his brother with him.
THE END