Rock Chick
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“Uh, no,” I answered.
“He’s in a lot of trouble.”
I was afraid of that.
We followed the pot path back to Ally and The Kevster. The Kevster looked freaked. Ally had clearly cottoned on to the seriousness of the matter.
“What are you gonna do?” she asked Hank.
He walked right by her and out the door, pulling out his cell.
“This isn’t good,” I said to Ally.
“Why’d you bring a cop here?” Kevin whined.
“He’s my bodyguard, I keep getting shot at and kidnapped,” I told him.
The Kevster stared at me, this news always brought the same amazed look to everyone. Then again, it was amazing.
Then Kevin said, “Tim’s dead. I heard it on the news. Rosie f**ked us all.”
This was true, quiet, little Rosie, the Coffee Guy, had f**ked us all.
“Why did you bring the plants here?” Ally asked the million dollar question.
“Dude, I’m a pothead. This is the best pot in Denver, in Colorado, maybe in the world. It would be a crime to let it die. I did my duty to the pot, I pay the price. I have no regrets,” The Kevster was getting dramatic in the face of incarceration. I thought that was a good way to go.
“Tell me about this guy who came today. What’d he look like?” I asked.
The Kevster shrugged. Obviously, a future of using the toilet with an audience made scary guys seem less scary.
“He was one that came before, but without his partner. Dark hair with some gray, big guy. I saw him out the window, he looked angry.”
I turned to Ally, she raised her brows and I nodded.
Pepper Rick.
“When was he here?” Ally asked.
“This morning, it wasn’t even light yet. Bangin’ on the door, bangin’ on the windows, shoutin’. Freaked me out, I didn’t leave my bedroom and your card was on my fridge. I waited for, like, ever. Then I had to pee and I grabbed your card and the phone on my way to the bathroom. I called you after I peed.”
That was a bit too much information.
Unfortunately, Pepper Rick was probably long gone. I had to call Lee anyway, he was hunting and this was information about his prey.
I walked outside and saw Hank talking to a couple of uniforms, one was Jorge Alvarez who was soon supposed to sit the detective exam and, according to Malcolm, would likely be Chief of Police one day.
His partner was Carl Farrell who Ally had made out with after an F.O.P. hog roast. Carl had a bachelor’s, majoring in biology and political science and was now studying forensics. Carl was tall, big, blond-haired and blue-eyed. Carl’s hair was always a bit of a mess, Carl had a killer, dry sense of humor and Carl had a way of looking at you like he knew what you looked like naked. In other words, Carl was very sexy. If I hadn’t been so hung up on Lee, Ally’d have had competition for Carl.
I waved to Jorge and Carl as they walked inside. Jorge shook his finger at me mock-angrily. Carl grinned, then winked as he walked by.
Hank headed toward me.
I was about to call Lee when my cell rang.
I flipped it open.
“Hello?”
“Hello yourself, woman. You comin’ to get me, or what?”
It was Tex.
“What do you mean?” I asked.
“They’re lettin’ me out and won’t let me walk or take a taxi.”
I thought about this. He was at Denver Health and it was at least five miles from his house. Crazy Tex roaming the streets whacked out on pain killers did not sound like a peaceful afternoon for Denver.
Two more cop cars angled in, followed by a Channel 9 News van.
Great.
The pot jungle was going to be big news.
“When are they releasing you?” I asked Tex.
“Ten minutes ago.”
“I’ll be there as soon as I can.”
I flipped the phone shut and Hank stared at me. “What now?”
Ally came out of the house just ahead of Jorge, Carl and The Kevster.
Or, I should say, Ally sashayed out of the house with a knowing smile on her face and Carl followed staring at her ass, a knowing smile on his face too.
Another cop car angled in and Channel 7 News jockeyed for a parking spot. Jorge tossed Hank his cuffs as he passed us, escorting Kevin to the squad car.
“Come visit me, Rock Chicks,” Kevin shouted, luckily not holding any grudges. “Bring brownies!”
“You take him brownies and I’ll kill you,” Hank said.
I ignored his threat. “Do you have to stay here?”
“No, I briefed Jorge. They have it covered. We’ll go into the station later to give our statements.”
“Good, we have to go get Tex from the hospital. They released him ten minutes ago and he needs a ride.”
Hank was shaking his head again.
“We’re not goin’ to Tex’s house. There’s strong physical evidence that suggests he has tear gas and grenades. I don’t even want to think about what we’ll find in his house. I’ll have to call the ATF and those guys are nuts.”
“Then don’t come in,” I suggested.
“Indy –”
I pulled out my trump card.
“He took a bullet for me.”
That did it.
“Lee owes me big time for this,” Hank muttered as he walked to his SUV.
My cell rang as we pulled away from the curb.
The display said, “Lee calling.”
“Hey, I was just gonna call you,” I said.
“The office phoned, you’re all over the police-band.”
Oopsie.
“I kind of led Hank to a house full of pot plants and he went all cop on me.”
Silence.
“Lee?”
“Why aren’t you at the condo?”
“Duke called, he opened the store. There was a Mini-We-Want-Rosie Riot. We settled that and then The Kevster called and told us someone was at his house, scaring him. I thought it was my kidnapper, Pepper Rick and it was. That’s why I was gonna call you because he was at Kevin’s early this morning banging on the door. I thought you’d want to know.”
Silence again.
“Lee?”
“Where’s Hank?”
“He’s driving, we’re on our way to get Tex and take him home. The hospital released him.”
“Let me talk to him.”
I looked at Hank. Hank looked unhappy.
“I don’t think that’s a good idea.”
“Why?”
“I think he’s kinda mad at you.”
“Let me get this straight, he’s supposed to be lookin’ after you and he takes you to a house where your kidnapper was, just hours ago, and he’s mad at me?”
“He’s in a lot of trouble.”
I was afraid of that.
We followed the pot path back to Ally and The Kevster. The Kevster looked freaked. Ally had clearly cottoned on to the seriousness of the matter.
“What are you gonna do?” she asked Hank.
He walked right by her and out the door, pulling out his cell.
“This isn’t good,” I said to Ally.
“Why’d you bring a cop here?” Kevin whined.
“He’s my bodyguard, I keep getting shot at and kidnapped,” I told him.
The Kevster stared at me, this news always brought the same amazed look to everyone. Then again, it was amazing.
Then Kevin said, “Tim’s dead. I heard it on the news. Rosie f**ked us all.”
This was true, quiet, little Rosie, the Coffee Guy, had f**ked us all.
“Why did you bring the plants here?” Ally asked the million dollar question.
“Dude, I’m a pothead. This is the best pot in Denver, in Colorado, maybe in the world. It would be a crime to let it die. I did my duty to the pot, I pay the price. I have no regrets,” The Kevster was getting dramatic in the face of incarceration. I thought that was a good way to go.
“Tell me about this guy who came today. What’d he look like?” I asked.
The Kevster shrugged. Obviously, a future of using the toilet with an audience made scary guys seem less scary.
“He was one that came before, but without his partner. Dark hair with some gray, big guy. I saw him out the window, he looked angry.”
I turned to Ally, she raised her brows and I nodded.
Pepper Rick.
“When was he here?” Ally asked.
“This morning, it wasn’t even light yet. Bangin’ on the door, bangin’ on the windows, shoutin’. Freaked me out, I didn’t leave my bedroom and your card was on my fridge. I waited for, like, ever. Then I had to pee and I grabbed your card and the phone on my way to the bathroom. I called you after I peed.”
That was a bit too much information.
Unfortunately, Pepper Rick was probably long gone. I had to call Lee anyway, he was hunting and this was information about his prey.
I walked outside and saw Hank talking to a couple of uniforms, one was Jorge Alvarez who was soon supposed to sit the detective exam and, according to Malcolm, would likely be Chief of Police one day.
His partner was Carl Farrell who Ally had made out with after an F.O.P. hog roast. Carl had a bachelor’s, majoring in biology and political science and was now studying forensics. Carl was tall, big, blond-haired and blue-eyed. Carl’s hair was always a bit of a mess, Carl had a killer, dry sense of humor and Carl had a way of looking at you like he knew what you looked like naked. In other words, Carl was very sexy. If I hadn’t been so hung up on Lee, Ally’d have had competition for Carl.
I waved to Jorge and Carl as they walked inside. Jorge shook his finger at me mock-angrily. Carl grinned, then winked as he walked by.
Hank headed toward me.
I was about to call Lee when my cell rang.
I flipped it open.
“Hello?”
“Hello yourself, woman. You comin’ to get me, or what?”
It was Tex.
“What do you mean?” I asked.
“They’re lettin’ me out and won’t let me walk or take a taxi.”
I thought about this. He was at Denver Health and it was at least five miles from his house. Crazy Tex roaming the streets whacked out on pain killers did not sound like a peaceful afternoon for Denver.
Two more cop cars angled in, followed by a Channel 9 News van.
Great.
The pot jungle was going to be big news.
“When are they releasing you?” I asked Tex.
“Ten minutes ago.”
“I’ll be there as soon as I can.”
I flipped the phone shut and Hank stared at me. “What now?”
Ally came out of the house just ahead of Jorge, Carl and The Kevster.
Or, I should say, Ally sashayed out of the house with a knowing smile on her face and Carl followed staring at her ass, a knowing smile on his face too.
Another cop car angled in and Channel 7 News jockeyed for a parking spot. Jorge tossed Hank his cuffs as he passed us, escorting Kevin to the squad car.
“Come visit me, Rock Chicks,” Kevin shouted, luckily not holding any grudges. “Bring brownies!”
“You take him brownies and I’ll kill you,” Hank said.
I ignored his threat. “Do you have to stay here?”
“No, I briefed Jorge. They have it covered. We’ll go into the station later to give our statements.”
“Good, we have to go get Tex from the hospital. They released him ten minutes ago and he needs a ride.”
Hank was shaking his head again.
“We’re not goin’ to Tex’s house. There’s strong physical evidence that suggests he has tear gas and grenades. I don’t even want to think about what we’ll find in his house. I’ll have to call the ATF and those guys are nuts.”
“Then don’t come in,” I suggested.
“Indy –”
I pulled out my trump card.
“He took a bullet for me.”
That did it.
“Lee owes me big time for this,” Hank muttered as he walked to his SUV.
My cell rang as we pulled away from the curb.
The display said, “Lee calling.”
“Hey, I was just gonna call you,” I said.
“The office phoned, you’re all over the police-band.”
Oopsie.
“I kind of led Hank to a house full of pot plants and he went all cop on me.”
Silence.
“Lee?”
“Why aren’t you at the condo?”
“Duke called, he opened the store. There was a Mini-We-Want-Rosie Riot. We settled that and then The Kevster called and told us someone was at his house, scaring him. I thought it was my kidnapper, Pepper Rick and it was. That’s why I was gonna call you because he was at Kevin’s early this morning banging on the door. I thought you’d want to know.”
Silence again.
“Lee?”
“Where’s Hank?”
“He’s driving, we’re on our way to get Tex and take him home. The hospital released him.”
“Let me talk to him.”
I looked at Hank. Hank looked unhappy.
“I don’t think that’s a good idea.”
“Why?”
“I think he’s kinda mad at you.”
“Let me get this straight, he’s supposed to be lookin’ after you and he takes you to a house where your kidnapper was, just hours ago, and he’s mad at me?”
