Shopaholic Ties the Knot
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I glance at myself in the mirror, feeling quite grown-up and proud of myself. For once in my life I’m not getting overexcited.
“You’re right,” says Luke after a pause. “No, you are right. And the date your mother suggested would be a terrible hurry.”
“Really?” I take a thoughtful sip of coffee. “So… just out of interest… when was it?”
“June 22nd. This year.” He shakes his head. “Crazy, really. It’s only a few months away.”
“Madness!” I say, rolling my eyes. “I mean, there’s no hurry, is there?”
June 22nd. Honestly! What is Mum thinking?
Although… I suppose a summer wedding would be nice in theory.
There’s nothing actually stopping us getting married this year.
And if we did make it June, I could start looking at wedding dresses straight away. I could start trying on tiaras. I could start reading Brides! Yes!
“On the other hand,” I add casually, “there’s no real reason to delay, is there? I mean, now we’ve decided, in one sense, we might as well just… do it. Why hang around?”
“Are you sure? Becky, I don’t want you to feel pressured—”
“It’s OK. I’m quite sure. Let’s get married in June!” I give him an exhilarated beam. “Shall we go and register today?”
Oops. That just kind of slipped out.
“Today?” says Luke, looking taken aback. “You’re not serious.”
“Of course not!” I give a lighthearted laugh. “I’m joking! Although, you know, we could go and start looking at a few things, purely for information…”
“Becky, I’m busy today, remember?” He glances at his watch. “In fact, I must get going.”
“Oh yes,” I say, trying to muster some enthusiasm. “Yes, you don’t want to be late, do you?”
Luke’s spending the day with his mother, Elinor, who is over in London on her way to Switzerland. The official version is that she’s going there to stay with some old friends and “enjoy the mountain air.” Of course everyone knows she’s really going to have her face lifted for the zillionth time.
Then this afternoon, Mum, Dad, and I are going up to meet them for tea at Claridges. Everyone has been exclaiming about what a lucky coincidence it is that Elinor’s over here, so the two families will be able to meet. But every time I think about it, my stomach turns over. I wouldn’t mind if it was Luke’s real parents — his dad and stepmum, who are really lovely and live in Devon. But they’ve just gone out to Australia, where Luke’s sister has moved, and they probably won’t be back until just before the wedding. So all we’re left with to represent Luke is Elinor.
Elinor Sherman. My future mother-in-law.
OK… let’s not think about that.
“Luke…” I pause, trying to find the right words. “How do you think it’ll be? Our parents meeting for the first time? You know — your mother… and my mother… I mean, they’re not exactly similar, are they?”
“It’ll be fine! They’ll get on wonderfully, I’m sure.”
He honestly hasn’t a clue what I’m talking about.
I know it’s a good thing that Luke adores his mother. I know sons should love their mothers. And I know he hardly ever saw her when he was tiny, and he’s trying to make up for lost time… but still. How can he be so devoted to Elinor?
As I arrive downstairs in the kitchen, Mum’s tidying up the breakfast things with one hand and holding the portable phone in the other.
“Yes,” she’s saying. “That’s right. Bloomwood, B-l-o-o-m-w-o-o-d. Of Oxshott, Surrey. And you’ll fax that over? Thank you.
“Good.” She puts away the phone and beams at me. “That’s the announcement gone in the Surrey Post.”
“Another announcement? Mum, how many have you done?”
“Just the standard number!” she says defensively. “The Times, the Telegraph, the Oxshott Herald, and the Esher Gazette.”
“And the Surrey Post.”
“Yes. So only… five.”
“Five!”
“Becky, you only get married once!” says Mum.
“I know. But honestly…”
“Now, listen.” Mum is rather pink in the face. “You’re our only daughter, Becky, and we’re not going to spare any expense. We want you to have the wedding of your dreams. Whether it’s the announcements, or the flowers, or a horse and carriage like Suzie had… we want you to have it.”
“You’re right,” says Luke after a pause. “No, you are right. And the date your mother suggested would be a terrible hurry.”
“Really?” I take a thoughtful sip of coffee. “So… just out of interest… when was it?”
“June 22nd. This year.” He shakes his head. “Crazy, really. It’s only a few months away.”
“Madness!” I say, rolling my eyes. “I mean, there’s no hurry, is there?”
June 22nd. Honestly! What is Mum thinking?
Although… I suppose a summer wedding would be nice in theory.
There’s nothing actually stopping us getting married this year.
And if we did make it June, I could start looking at wedding dresses straight away. I could start trying on tiaras. I could start reading Brides! Yes!
“On the other hand,” I add casually, “there’s no real reason to delay, is there? I mean, now we’ve decided, in one sense, we might as well just… do it. Why hang around?”
“Are you sure? Becky, I don’t want you to feel pressured—”
“It’s OK. I’m quite sure. Let’s get married in June!” I give him an exhilarated beam. “Shall we go and register today?”
Oops. That just kind of slipped out.
“Today?” says Luke, looking taken aback. “You’re not serious.”
“Of course not!” I give a lighthearted laugh. “I’m joking! Although, you know, we could go and start looking at a few things, purely for information…”
“Becky, I’m busy today, remember?” He glances at his watch. “In fact, I must get going.”
“Oh yes,” I say, trying to muster some enthusiasm. “Yes, you don’t want to be late, do you?”
Luke’s spending the day with his mother, Elinor, who is over in London on her way to Switzerland. The official version is that she’s going there to stay with some old friends and “enjoy the mountain air.” Of course everyone knows she’s really going to have her face lifted for the zillionth time.
Then this afternoon, Mum, Dad, and I are going up to meet them for tea at Claridges. Everyone has been exclaiming about what a lucky coincidence it is that Elinor’s over here, so the two families will be able to meet. But every time I think about it, my stomach turns over. I wouldn’t mind if it was Luke’s real parents — his dad and stepmum, who are really lovely and live in Devon. But they’ve just gone out to Australia, where Luke’s sister has moved, and they probably won’t be back until just before the wedding. So all we’re left with to represent Luke is Elinor.
Elinor Sherman. My future mother-in-law.
OK… let’s not think about that.
“Luke…” I pause, trying to find the right words. “How do you think it’ll be? Our parents meeting for the first time? You know — your mother… and my mother… I mean, they’re not exactly similar, are they?”
“It’ll be fine! They’ll get on wonderfully, I’m sure.”
He honestly hasn’t a clue what I’m talking about.
I know it’s a good thing that Luke adores his mother. I know sons should love their mothers. And I know he hardly ever saw her when he was tiny, and he’s trying to make up for lost time… but still. How can he be so devoted to Elinor?
As I arrive downstairs in the kitchen, Mum’s tidying up the breakfast things with one hand and holding the portable phone in the other.
“Yes,” she’s saying. “That’s right. Bloomwood, B-l-o-o-m-w-o-o-d. Of Oxshott, Surrey. And you’ll fax that over? Thank you.
“Good.” She puts away the phone and beams at me. “That’s the announcement gone in the Surrey Post.”
“Another announcement? Mum, how many have you done?”
“Just the standard number!” she says defensively. “The Times, the Telegraph, the Oxshott Herald, and the Esher Gazette.”
“And the Surrey Post.”
“Yes. So only… five.”
“Five!”
“Becky, you only get married once!” says Mum.
“I know. But honestly…”
“Now, listen.” Mum is rather pink in the face. “You’re our only daughter, Becky, and we’re not going to spare any expense. We want you to have the wedding of your dreams. Whether it’s the announcements, or the flowers, or a horse and carriage like Suzie had… we want you to have it.”
