Shopaholic Ties the Knot
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“Is that her?” whispers Mum in astonishment, as we give our coats in. “Goodness! She’s very… young!”
“No, she’s not,” I mutter. “She’s had a lot of help.”
Mum gazes at me incomprehendingly for a moment before the penny drops. “You mean… she’s had a face-lift?”
“Not just one. So keep off the subject, OK?”
We both stand waiting as Dad hands in his coat, and I can see Mum’s mind working, digesting this new piece of information, trying to fit it in somewhere.
“Poor woman,” she says suddenly. “It must be terrible, to feel so insecure. That’s living in America for you, I’m sure.”
As we approach the sofa, Elinor looks up and her mouth extends by three millimeters, which is her equivalent to a smile.
“Good afternoon, Rebecca. And felicitations on your engagement. Most unexpected.”
What’s that supposed to mean?
“Thanks very much!” I say, forcing a smile. “Elinor, I’d like to introduce my parents, Jane and Graham Bloomwood.”
“How do you do?” says Dad with a friendly smile, and holds out his hand. He looks so distinguished in his dark gray suit, I feel a twinge of pride. He’s actually very handsome, my dad, even though his hair is going a bit gray.
“Graham, don’t stand on ceremony!” exclaims Mum. “We’re going to be family now!” Before I can stop her she’s enveloping a startled Elinor in a hug. “We’re so pleased to meet you, Elinor! Luke’s told us all about you!” As she stands up again I see she’s rumpled Elinor’s collar, and can’t help giving a tiny giggle.
“Isn’t this nice?” Mum continues as she sits down. “Very grand!” She looks around, her eyes bright. “Now, what are we going to have? A nice cup of tea, or something stronger to celebrate?”
“Tea, I think,” says Elinor. “Luke…”
“I’ll go and sort it out,” says Luke, leaping to his feet.
I hate the way he behaves around his mother. Normally he’s so strong and assured. But with Elinor it’s as though she’s the president of some huge multinational and he’s some junior minion. He hasn’t even said hello to me yet.
“Now, Elinor,” says Mum. “I’ve brought you a little something. I saw them yesterday and I couldn’t resist!”
She pulls out a package wrapped in gold paper and hands it to Elinor. A little stiffly, Elinor takes off the paper — and pulls out a blue padded notebook, with the words “His Mum” emblazoned on the front in swirly silver writing. She stares at it as though Mum’s presented her with a dead rat.
“I’ve got a matching one!” says Mum triumphantly. She reaches in her bag and brings out an equivalent “Her Mum” notebook, in pink. “They’re called the Mums’ Planning Kit! There’s a space for us to write in our menus, guest l ists… color schemes… and here’s a plastic pocket for swatches, look… This way we can keep coordinated! And this is the ideas page… I’ve already jotted down a few thoughts, so if you want to contribute anything… or if there’s any particular food you like… The point is, we want you to be involved as much as possible.” She pats Elinor’s hand. “In fact, if you’d like to come and stay for a while, so we could really get to know each other…”
“My schedule is rather full, I’m afraid,” says Elinor with a wintry smile as Luke reappears, holding his mobile.
“The tea’s on its way. And… I’ve just had rather a nice phone call.” He looks around with a suppressed smile. “We’ve just landed NorthWest Bank as a client. We’re going to manage the launch of an entire new retail division. It’s going to be huge.”
“Luke!” I exclaim. “That’s wonderful!”
Luke’s been wooing NorthWest for absolutely ages, and last week he admitted he’d thought he’d lost them to another agency. So this is really fantastic.
“Well done, Luke,” says Dad.
“That’s brilliant, love!” chimes in Mum.
The only one who hasn’t said anything is Elinor. She’s not even paying attention, but looking in her Hermès bag.
“What do you think, Elinor?” I say deliberately. “It’s good news, isn’t it?”
“I hope this won’t interfere with your work for the foundation,” she says, and snaps her bag shut.
“It shouldn’t,” says Luke easily.
“Of course, Luke’s work for your foundation is voluntary,” I point out sweetly. “Whereas this is his business.”
“No, she’s not,” I mutter. “She’s had a lot of help.”
Mum gazes at me incomprehendingly for a moment before the penny drops. “You mean… she’s had a face-lift?”
“Not just one. So keep off the subject, OK?”
We both stand waiting as Dad hands in his coat, and I can see Mum’s mind working, digesting this new piece of information, trying to fit it in somewhere.
“Poor woman,” she says suddenly. “It must be terrible, to feel so insecure. That’s living in America for you, I’m sure.”
As we approach the sofa, Elinor looks up and her mouth extends by three millimeters, which is her equivalent to a smile.
“Good afternoon, Rebecca. And felicitations on your engagement. Most unexpected.”
What’s that supposed to mean?
“Thanks very much!” I say, forcing a smile. “Elinor, I’d like to introduce my parents, Jane and Graham Bloomwood.”
“How do you do?” says Dad with a friendly smile, and holds out his hand. He looks so distinguished in his dark gray suit, I feel a twinge of pride. He’s actually very handsome, my dad, even though his hair is going a bit gray.
“Graham, don’t stand on ceremony!” exclaims Mum. “We’re going to be family now!” Before I can stop her she’s enveloping a startled Elinor in a hug. “We’re so pleased to meet you, Elinor! Luke’s told us all about you!” As she stands up again I see she’s rumpled Elinor’s collar, and can’t help giving a tiny giggle.
“Isn’t this nice?” Mum continues as she sits down. “Very grand!” She looks around, her eyes bright. “Now, what are we going to have? A nice cup of tea, or something stronger to celebrate?”
“Tea, I think,” says Elinor. “Luke…”
“I’ll go and sort it out,” says Luke, leaping to his feet.
I hate the way he behaves around his mother. Normally he’s so strong and assured. But with Elinor it’s as though she’s the president of some huge multinational and he’s some junior minion. He hasn’t even said hello to me yet.
“Now, Elinor,” says Mum. “I’ve brought you a little something. I saw them yesterday and I couldn’t resist!”
She pulls out a package wrapped in gold paper and hands it to Elinor. A little stiffly, Elinor takes off the paper — and pulls out a blue padded notebook, with the words “His Mum” emblazoned on the front in swirly silver writing. She stares at it as though Mum’s presented her with a dead rat.
“I’ve got a matching one!” says Mum triumphantly. She reaches in her bag and brings out an equivalent “Her Mum” notebook, in pink. “They’re called the Mums’ Planning Kit! There’s a space for us to write in our menus, guest l ists… color schemes… and here’s a plastic pocket for swatches, look… This way we can keep coordinated! And this is the ideas page… I’ve already jotted down a few thoughts, so if you want to contribute anything… or if there’s any particular food you like… The point is, we want you to be involved as much as possible.” She pats Elinor’s hand. “In fact, if you’d like to come and stay for a while, so we could really get to know each other…”
“My schedule is rather full, I’m afraid,” says Elinor with a wintry smile as Luke reappears, holding his mobile.
“The tea’s on its way. And… I’ve just had rather a nice phone call.” He looks around with a suppressed smile. “We’ve just landed NorthWest Bank as a client. We’re going to manage the launch of an entire new retail division. It’s going to be huge.”
“Luke!” I exclaim. “That’s wonderful!”
Luke’s been wooing NorthWest for absolutely ages, and last week he admitted he’d thought he’d lost them to another agency. So this is really fantastic.
“Well done, Luke,” says Dad.
“That’s brilliant, love!” chimes in Mum.
The only one who hasn’t said anything is Elinor. She’s not even paying attention, but looking in her Hermès bag.
“What do you think, Elinor?” I say deliberately. “It’s good news, isn’t it?”
“I hope this won’t interfere with your work for the foundation,” she says, and snaps her bag shut.
“It shouldn’t,” says Luke easily.
“Of course, Luke’s work for your foundation is voluntary,” I point out sweetly. “Whereas this is his business.”
