The Bonehunters

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Maybe captain's got a bottle of something. Maybe if I call her over and talk real sweet, real sane and reasonable, maybe then they'd untie me. I won't kill Urb. I promise. You can have him, Captain. That's what I'll say. And she'll hesitate – I would – but then nod – the idiot – and cut these ropes. And hand me a bottle and I'll finish it.
Finish it and everybody'll say, hey, it's all right, then. She's back to normal.
And that's when I'll go for his throat. With my teeth – no, they're loose, can't use 'em for that. Find a knife, that's what I have to do.
Or a sword. I could trade the bottle for a sword. I did it the other way round, didn't I? Half the bottle. I'll drink the other half. Half a bottle, half a sword. A knife. Half a bottle for a knife. Which I'll stick in his throat, then trade back, for the other half of the bottle – if I'm quick that should work fine. I get the knife and the whole bottle.
But first, she should untie me. That's only fair.
I'm fine, as everyone can see. Peaceful, thoughtful'Sergeant?'
'What is it, Urb?'
'I think you still want to kill me.'
'What makes you say that?'
'The way you growl and gnash your teeth, I guess.'
Not me, that's for sure.
Oh, that's why my teeth still hurt so. I've made them even looser with all that gnashing. Gods, I used to dream stuff like this, my teeth all coming loose. The bastard punched me. No different from that man who disappeared, what was his name again?
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Flashwit levered her bulk further down in the soft bed her weight had impressed in the sand. 'I wish,' she said.
Mayfly pursed her lips, then adjusted the nose she'd had broken more times than she could count. Moving it around made clicking sounds that she found, for some reason, vaguely satisfying. 'You wish what?'
'I wish I knew things, I guess.'
'What things?'
'Well, listen to Bottle there. And Gesler, and Deadsmell. They're smart. They talk about things and all that other stuff. That's what I wish.'
'Yeah, well, all those brains are goin' t'waste though, ain't they?'
'What do you mean?'
Mayfly snorted. 'You and me, Flashwit, we're heavy infantry, right? We plant our feet and we make the stand, and it don't matter what it's for. None a that don't matter.'
'But Bottle-'
'Waste, Flashwit. They're soldiers, for Treach's sake. Soldiers. So who needs brains to soldier? They just get in the way of soldierin' and it's no good things gettin' in the way. They figure things out and that gives 'em opinions and then maybe they don't want t'fight as much no more.'
'Why wouldn't they want to fight no more 'cause of 'pinions?'
'It's simple, Flashwit. Trust me. If soldiers thought too much about what they're doin', they wouldn't fight no more.'
'So how come I'm so tired, anyway, only I can't sleep?'
'That's simple, too.'
'It is?'
'Yeah, an' it ain't the stars neither. We're waitin' for the sun to come up. We all want to see that sun, because it was looking like we'd never see it no more.'
'Yeah.' A long contemplative silence, then, 'I wish.'
'Now what do you wish?'
'Only, that I was smart as you, Mayfly. You're so smart you got no ' pinions and that's pretty smart an' it makes me wonder if you ain't goin' t'waste being a heavy an' that. A soljer.'
'I ain't smart, Flashwit. Trust me on that, an' you know how I know?'
'No, how?'
''Cause… down there… you an' me, an' Saltlick an' Shortnose an'
Uru Hela an' Hanno, us heavies. We didn't get scared, not one of us, and that's how I know.'
'It wasn't scary. Jus' dark, an' it seemed t'go on for ever an' waitin' for Bottle to get us through, well that got boring sometimes, you know.'
'Right, and did the fire get you scared?'
'Well, burnin' hurt, didn't it?'
'Sure did.'
'I didn't like that.'
'Me neither.'
'So, what do you think we're all gonna do now?'
'The Fourteenth? Don't know, save the world, maybe.'
'Yeah. Maybe. I'd like that.'
'Me too.'
'Hey, is that the sun comin' up?'