The Broken Eye
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“Well, that was a great talk, grandfather.” A little needle to drive home the past loss on that count. “Are we done here?”
Shouldn’t have asked permission. Kip stood. Should have stood first.
“The thing that astounds me, grandson,” Andross said, embracing the loss, showing it didn’t hurt him as much as Kip hoped. Probably deceitfully, but still. Damn. “—is that it must be equally obvious to both of us that I am your only hope. Our family’s enemies will try to destroy you, and our family’s friends won’t try to save you, because they know I despise you. To say nothing of what I may do to you myself. Yet you choose this path. Still. Your father’s gone, surely dead by now. The facts have changed, but you haven’t. Held too long, stubbornness is indistinguishable from stupidity.”
“And would you respect me if I’d come in here and licked your boots?” Kip asked.
Andross Guile looked at him like he was speaking a foreign language. “Respect? Kip, I’ve destroyed many men I respected. If you wish to add yourself to that list, you’re close to earning the destruction, if not the respect.”
“Please,” Kip said, “underestimate me. It will only make this sweeter.”
Andross grinned wryly, genuinely amused, and it was disconcerting to see that grin. It was all Gavin Guile, and the sense of bereavement Kip felt at seeing that winsome grin on this monster’s face threw him off balance. “If your strategy rests on being underestimated, might not be best to announce such, you think?” Andross asked.
Kip could only find inchoate curses on his once-nimble tongue. He said nothing.
“Enough,” Andross said. He stood and shepherded Kip to the door. He lowered his voice. “Now. The matter I summoned you for.”
Orholam’s knobby knee to my testicles—all this, and we still haven’t talked about what he summoned me for?
“The cards,” Andross said quietly as they reached the door. “I don’t know where you’ve hidden them, but I want them. If you give them to me, you will be my heir. I will take you under my wing and teach you all I know, and I will tell you secrets you cannot conceive.”
The cards? Again? “If I found them, once I gave them to you, you’d just kill me,” Kip said.
“Voice down,” Andross said. He stroked his chin, thinking. “Surely Janus Borig told you how they work. I can draft four colors. But one of the colors I lack is blue. I can feel, taste, and sense what happens inside the cards, but I can’t see anything. In order to use the cards to their fullest, I need a full-spectrum polychrome. The other polychromes are … unacceptable for various reasons. I need you, and I would have a continuing need for you. And you would need me to teach you how to translate knowledge into power after I’m gone. If anything, you would be the partner in the superior position.”
Kip blinked. It made too much sense. “If I did this,” he said, “I’d keep the cards in my possession. Otherwise, if you tired of me, you could simply find someone who drafts the colors you lack and put together the pictures for yourself, albeit more slowly than I could do it for you.”
“Done,” Andross said. “With one caveat: my card, my sons’ cards, and my wife’s are mine. If you even look at them before you hand them over, this deal is moot. Think on it. I’ll give you until your half brother arrives or until Sun Day, whichever comes first. Understand, though, if you try to hand over the cards to someone else, I’ll have no choice but to kill you. Your time is running out. Grinwoody?”
The slave made a small, unobtrusive sound to signal his presence.
Kip looked from one to the other. Why were they all still whispering? Why were they standing right at the door to the promachos’s room?
“How much did she overhear?”
Grinwoody shot a glance at Kip, as if wondering that Andross wished Kip to hear this, then said, “Most everything you said at the couch. She awakened almost immediately, and moved to eavesdrop soon after. She won’t have been able to hear any of this.”
“Well, then, Kip, your move,” Andross said. “Unless I miss my guess, she’ll try to exploit the schism in our family, and being the green that she is, she’ll be impulsive enough to think she needs to act immediately, so she won’t wait for instructions from her much more formidable sister Eirene. I would imagine Tisis will come to speak to you in tears at some point this week, playing the damsel in distress. That tends to work well on men who wish they were strong. Don’t thank me, she’s too young for my tastes, and as you surmised, not good at feigning pleasure. It’s a skill most women pick up early, so I’m not sure if she’s stupid or stubborn. Quite the hotblood, though, according to her best friend. Eager for the bed, though she’s kept her suitors short of the jade gate itself.”
“Jade gate?”
“Her quim. It’s her family’s horse trader roots showing through. They’ve been nobles a bare century. Knowing how some value such things, she’s intended to sell her virginity dearly, even if it’s virginity only by the most technical of definitions. Her friend, being her friend, swore up and down that her chastity, such as it is, wasn’t merely for bargaining purposes, though. She claimed Tisis has always had romantical notions about her first time being special. Hmmph, youth. I imagine she’ll be too smart to lead her efforts on you with seduction, but as long as you play your cards right, she’ll flop on her back in no time. She did for me. Not sure how you’ll fit into the special first-time. But she’ll remember it forever, and surely that is one definition of special, is it not?”
“Do you poison every well you drink from?” Kip asked. The sheer meanness of the man baffled him.
“I just told you, I didn’t drink from that well. I left it for you, on purpose, in case you were delicate about sharing with a better man. You throw my kindness in my face. Perhaps you are thick in more than the obvious sense. We’ve spoken too long. Begone.”
Kip kept his curses and his questions to himself, and obeyed his grandfather’s order, just like any other soldier in the promachos’s army. The Blackguards outside the door said nothing, but then, that was what they were supposed to do, wasn’t it?
Four puzzled slaves were waiting for him at his room. “My lord,” one said, “there was a crime reported?”
Kip stepped past them into the room. Everything was pristine. The desk had been replaced. The feather bed had been replaced. Every surface was gleaming with polish. Even his purse was back in its hiding spot. Kip dismissed the slaves with an apology. They looked at him like he was crazy.
And who’s to say they’re wrong? What am I doing?
I’m being used in fights I know nothing about, and I’m taking sides based purely on the personal charisma of the players, not on what’s wrong or right, or where I should be, or even what’s most advantageous. I’ve been acting like a child.
Andross knew exactly what I was going to do when he trashed my room. I’m that predictable.
He felt suddenly sick to his stomach.
In Nine Kings, I’d be the Blunderbuss—good only for short ranges, and easily picked up by any enemy and pointed wherever he wished.
What am I going to do?
Shouldn’t have asked permission. Kip stood. Should have stood first.
“The thing that astounds me, grandson,” Andross said, embracing the loss, showing it didn’t hurt him as much as Kip hoped. Probably deceitfully, but still. Damn. “—is that it must be equally obvious to both of us that I am your only hope. Our family’s enemies will try to destroy you, and our family’s friends won’t try to save you, because they know I despise you. To say nothing of what I may do to you myself. Yet you choose this path. Still. Your father’s gone, surely dead by now. The facts have changed, but you haven’t. Held too long, stubbornness is indistinguishable from stupidity.”
“And would you respect me if I’d come in here and licked your boots?” Kip asked.
Andross Guile looked at him like he was speaking a foreign language. “Respect? Kip, I’ve destroyed many men I respected. If you wish to add yourself to that list, you’re close to earning the destruction, if not the respect.”
“Please,” Kip said, “underestimate me. It will only make this sweeter.”
Andross grinned wryly, genuinely amused, and it was disconcerting to see that grin. It was all Gavin Guile, and the sense of bereavement Kip felt at seeing that winsome grin on this monster’s face threw him off balance. “If your strategy rests on being underestimated, might not be best to announce such, you think?” Andross asked.
Kip could only find inchoate curses on his once-nimble tongue. He said nothing.
“Enough,” Andross said. He stood and shepherded Kip to the door. He lowered his voice. “Now. The matter I summoned you for.”
Orholam’s knobby knee to my testicles—all this, and we still haven’t talked about what he summoned me for?
“The cards,” Andross said quietly as they reached the door. “I don’t know where you’ve hidden them, but I want them. If you give them to me, you will be my heir. I will take you under my wing and teach you all I know, and I will tell you secrets you cannot conceive.”
The cards? Again? “If I found them, once I gave them to you, you’d just kill me,” Kip said.
“Voice down,” Andross said. He stroked his chin, thinking. “Surely Janus Borig told you how they work. I can draft four colors. But one of the colors I lack is blue. I can feel, taste, and sense what happens inside the cards, but I can’t see anything. In order to use the cards to their fullest, I need a full-spectrum polychrome. The other polychromes are … unacceptable for various reasons. I need you, and I would have a continuing need for you. And you would need me to teach you how to translate knowledge into power after I’m gone. If anything, you would be the partner in the superior position.”
Kip blinked. It made too much sense. “If I did this,” he said, “I’d keep the cards in my possession. Otherwise, if you tired of me, you could simply find someone who drafts the colors you lack and put together the pictures for yourself, albeit more slowly than I could do it for you.”
“Done,” Andross said. “With one caveat: my card, my sons’ cards, and my wife’s are mine. If you even look at them before you hand them over, this deal is moot. Think on it. I’ll give you until your half brother arrives or until Sun Day, whichever comes first. Understand, though, if you try to hand over the cards to someone else, I’ll have no choice but to kill you. Your time is running out. Grinwoody?”
The slave made a small, unobtrusive sound to signal his presence.
Kip looked from one to the other. Why were they all still whispering? Why were they standing right at the door to the promachos’s room?
“How much did she overhear?”
Grinwoody shot a glance at Kip, as if wondering that Andross wished Kip to hear this, then said, “Most everything you said at the couch. She awakened almost immediately, and moved to eavesdrop soon after. She won’t have been able to hear any of this.”
“Well, then, Kip, your move,” Andross said. “Unless I miss my guess, she’ll try to exploit the schism in our family, and being the green that she is, she’ll be impulsive enough to think she needs to act immediately, so she won’t wait for instructions from her much more formidable sister Eirene. I would imagine Tisis will come to speak to you in tears at some point this week, playing the damsel in distress. That tends to work well on men who wish they were strong. Don’t thank me, she’s too young for my tastes, and as you surmised, not good at feigning pleasure. It’s a skill most women pick up early, so I’m not sure if she’s stupid or stubborn. Quite the hotblood, though, according to her best friend. Eager for the bed, though she’s kept her suitors short of the jade gate itself.”
“Jade gate?”
“Her quim. It’s her family’s horse trader roots showing through. They’ve been nobles a bare century. Knowing how some value such things, she’s intended to sell her virginity dearly, even if it’s virginity only by the most technical of definitions. Her friend, being her friend, swore up and down that her chastity, such as it is, wasn’t merely for bargaining purposes, though. She claimed Tisis has always had romantical notions about her first time being special. Hmmph, youth. I imagine she’ll be too smart to lead her efforts on you with seduction, but as long as you play your cards right, she’ll flop on her back in no time. She did for me. Not sure how you’ll fit into the special first-time. But she’ll remember it forever, and surely that is one definition of special, is it not?”
“Do you poison every well you drink from?” Kip asked. The sheer meanness of the man baffled him.
“I just told you, I didn’t drink from that well. I left it for you, on purpose, in case you were delicate about sharing with a better man. You throw my kindness in my face. Perhaps you are thick in more than the obvious sense. We’ve spoken too long. Begone.”
Kip kept his curses and his questions to himself, and obeyed his grandfather’s order, just like any other soldier in the promachos’s army. The Blackguards outside the door said nothing, but then, that was what they were supposed to do, wasn’t it?
Four puzzled slaves were waiting for him at his room. “My lord,” one said, “there was a crime reported?”
Kip stepped past them into the room. Everything was pristine. The desk had been replaced. The feather bed had been replaced. Every surface was gleaming with polish. Even his purse was back in its hiding spot. Kip dismissed the slaves with an apology. They looked at him like he was crazy.
And who’s to say they’re wrong? What am I doing?
I’m being used in fights I know nothing about, and I’m taking sides based purely on the personal charisma of the players, not on what’s wrong or right, or where I should be, or even what’s most advantageous. I’ve been acting like a child.
Andross knew exactly what I was going to do when he trashed my room. I’m that predictable.
He felt suddenly sick to his stomach.
In Nine Kings, I’d be the Blunderbuss—good only for short ranges, and easily picked up by any enemy and pointed wherever he wished.
What am I going to do?
