The Friend Zone
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The waitress stands there, not moving, and I glance at her. She leans in until she’s brushing against my shoulder. “Anything else?”
“Nope. Wait!”
She hasn’t gone anywhere, so she grins. “Talk to me, handsome.”
“Add a basket of wings. No, two. And some cheesy tots.” I glance at Dex. “You hungry?”
Dex’s mouth twitches. “I could eat.”
“Two barn burgers with everything, as well. Food’s on my tab, thanks.” Okay, I just ate pizza at Mac’s, but it’s eat, workout, or fuck away this tension. As I’m at a bar, I go with the only feasible option.
I sit back and watch the show that’s turned Dex into a social zombie. Well, more of a social zombie. Truth is, astrophysics isn’t my sweet spot, not like quantum mechanics, but I still find it fascinating. Silence falls as we listen to scientists explain the mysteries of space on a simplified level.
At my side, the waitress is all but hovering. I’m about to ask her why she isn’t moving when she finally stirs and then walks away.
Dex takes the moment to look over. And he smirks.
“What?” I ask.
“You totally ignored her.”
“Who?” I glance back at the TV. “Man… They’re explaining a theory that’s three years out of date.”
“Yeah, that’s because this was filmed in 2011,” Dex drawls, still staring. “The waitress. You ignored her.”
“No, I didn’t. I placed my order.”
Slowly he shakes his head. “She had her breasts thrust right under your nose. Not to mention that she was clearly expecting you to respond.”
“Seems kind of stupid to just stand there,” I mutter with a shrug. “So I didn’t notice. What’s the big deal?”
“She’s hot, available, and waiting?”
“You fuck her, then.” Is it too much to ask to watch TV in peace?
Dex’s feet hit the floor with a thud as he turns in his seat and leans his elbows on the table. “I’ve been your teammate and friend for four years, Gray-Gray, and I’ve never seen you turn down an opportunity like that.”
“Maybe she’s not my type.”
“If you’d even looked at her, I might buy that, dude.”
“Are we having a girl chat here? We gonna braid each other’s hair next?” I reach forward and try to ruffle Dex’s hair, but he swats me away.
“Here we go,” says a chipper female voice. “One Shiner.”
A frosty bottle is set on the table, and I look over. Jay-sus. Okay, now I get what Dex is saying, because the waitress is smoking. And the tits she apparently thrust under my nose are so huge they’re practically falling out of her low-cut top. How in the hell did I miss that?
She gives me a smile filled with promises I know will be delivered with much enthusiasm. And what do I want to do? Drink my beer, eat my food, talk to Dex, and then go home. In that order.
“Thanks,” I tell her before taking a long pull of the beer and tuning her out. Dex’s eyebrow lifts in emphasis. Yeah, I know. I’m fucked.
The waitress huffs off.
“You know it isn’t going to go away just because you won’t acknowledge it,” Dex says.
“What isn’t going away?” Johnson asks, suddenly at my side.
Fuck. Me.
He, Thompson, and Diaz are here and they cram into the booth without ceremony. Diaz takes the seat next to Dex, while Johnson and Thompson shove me to make space for their massive bulk. Which means I’m squished into the corner. Though Johnson is pure Iowa farm boy with straw-colored hair and pale blue eyes and Thompson is an inner-city kid from Detroit with a retro fade, there’s a similarity about their size and the way they move and talk in unison. Brothers from another mother, we call them.
“What we talking about?” Johnson tries to grab my beer but he’s too slow. Linebacker speed is sad.
“Nothing.”
“Gray’s special needs,” Dex says over me as the waitress comes back and proceeds to dole out the food. I take possession of my burger before it’s gone. As it is, Thompson shouts, “Wings!” and claims a basket.
“You mean how he’s hot for Ivy?” Johnson dives into the cheesy tots. Fucker. Those are my favorite.
“Man,” Diaz drawls, shaking his head, “don’t do it.”
“Why not?” Johnson asks around a mouthful of tots. “She’s wicked hot. I’d hit that.”
“Hey,” I snap with a death glare. Johnson shrugs in apology but doesn’t look too sorry.
“She’s his potential agent’s daughter, knucklehead,” Thompson says to Johnson. “You do not fuck with the daughters.”
Dex watches us between bites of his burger. “Every girl is some guy’s daughter. What if she wants to be with Gray? It’s her life, not her dad’s.”
“True that,” says Diaz.
“Whatever,” I cut in. “She is my friend. Which means off limits.”
“But you want her.” This from all of them. In unison. And they laugh at that.
Yeah, fucking hi-larious. The burger is starting to land hard in my gut. I’ve got to start eating better.
“Come on, Gray-Gray, you know you do.”
“Kiss the girl, already.” Johnson begins to sing. Badly. A cheesy tot hits his cheek, and he chucks a wing at Diaz in retaliation. It goes wide.
“Nope. Wait!”
She hasn’t gone anywhere, so she grins. “Talk to me, handsome.”
“Add a basket of wings. No, two. And some cheesy tots.” I glance at Dex. “You hungry?”
Dex’s mouth twitches. “I could eat.”
“Two barn burgers with everything, as well. Food’s on my tab, thanks.” Okay, I just ate pizza at Mac’s, but it’s eat, workout, or fuck away this tension. As I’m at a bar, I go with the only feasible option.
I sit back and watch the show that’s turned Dex into a social zombie. Well, more of a social zombie. Truth is, astrophysics isn’t my sweet spot, not like quantum mechanics, but I still find it fascinating. Silence falls as we listen to scientists explain the mysteries of space on a simplified level.
At my side, the waitress is all but hovering. I’m about to ask her why she isn’t moving when she finally stirs and then walks away.
Dex takes the moment to look over. And he smirks.
“What?” I ask.
“You totally ignored her.”
“Who?” I glance back at the TV. “Man… They’re explaining a theory that’s three years out of date.”
“Yeah, that’s because this was filmed in 2011,” Dex drawls, still staring. “The waitress. You ignored her.”
“No, I didn’t. I placed my order.”
Slowly he shakes his head. “She had her breasts thrust right under your nose. Not to mention that she was clearly expecting you to respond.”
“Seems kind of stupid to just stand there,” I mutter with a shrug. “So I didn’t notice. What’s the big deal?”
“She’s hot, available, and waiting?”
“You fuck her, then.” Is it too much to ask to watch TV in peace?
Dex’s feet hit the floor with a thud as he turns in his seat and leans his elbows on the table. “I’ve been your teammate and friend for four years, Gray-Gray, and I’ve never seen you turn down an opportunity like that.”
“Maybe she’s not my type.”
“If you’d even looked at her, I might buy that, dude.”
“Are we having a girl chat here? We gonna braid each other’s hair next?” I reach forward and try to ruffle Dex’s hair, but he swats me away.
“Here we go,” says a chipper female voice. “One Shiner.”
A frosty bottle is set on the table, and I look over. Jay-sus. Okay, now I get what Dex is saying, because the waitress is smoking. And the tits she apparently thrust under my nose are so huge they’re practically falling out of her low-cut top. How in the hell did I miss that?
She gives me a smile filled with promises I know will be delivered with much enthusiasm. And what do I want to do? Drink my beer, eat my food, talk to Dex, and then go home. In that order.
“Thanks,” I tell her before taking a long pull of the beer and tuning her out. Dex’s eyebrow lifts in emphasis. Yeah, I know. I’m fucked.
The waitress huffs off.
“You know it isn’t going to go away just because you won’t acknowledge it,” Dex says.
“What isn’t going away?” Johnson asks, suddenly at my side.
Fuck. Me.
He, Thompson, and Diaz are here and they cram into the booth without ceremony. Diaz takes the seat next to Dex, while Johnson and Thompson shove me to make space for their massive bulk. Which means I’m squished into the corner. Though Johnson is pure Iowa farm boy with straw-colored hair and pale blue eyes and Thompson is an inner-city kid from Detroit with a retro fade, there’s a similarity about their size and the way they move and talk in unison. Brothers from another mother, we call them.
“What we talking about?” Johnson tries to grab my beer but he’s too slow. Linebacker speed is sad.
“Nothing.”
“Gray’s special needs,” Dex says over me as the waitress comes back and proceeds to dole out the food. I take possession of my burger before it’s gone. As it is, Thompson shouts, “Wings!” and claims a basket.
“You mean how he’s hot for Ivy?” Johnson dives into the cheesy tots. Fucker. Those are my favorite.
“Man,” Diaz drawls, shaking his head, “don’t do it.”
“Why not?” Johnson asks around a mouthful of tots. “She’s wicked hot. I’d hit that.”
“Hey,” I snap with a death glare. Johnson shrugs in apology but doesn’t look too sorry.
“She’s his potential agent’s daughter, knucklehead,” Thompson says to Johnson. “You do not fuck with the daughters.”
Dex watches us between bites of his burger. “Every girl is some guy’s daughter. What if she wants to be with Gray? It’s her life, not her dad’s.”
“True that,” says Diaz.
“Whatever,” I cut in. “She is my friend. Which means off limits.”
“But you want her.” This from all of them. In unison. And they laugh at that.
Yeah, fucking hi-larious. The burger is starting to land hard in my gut. I’ve got to start eating better.
“Come on, Gray-Gray, you know you do.”
“Kiss the girl, already.” Johnson begins to sing. Badly. A cheesy tot hits his cheek, and he chucks a wing at Diaz in retaliation. It goes wide.
