The Lonely Hearts Club
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Mom set her coffee mug down and looked at me like I had a second head. "Penny Lane, I just thought your father and I raised you better than to go to some complete rip-off band. it's just.... Dave, help me out!"
Dad stopped hiding behind his paper and set it down. "Now, Becky, I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing. At least she's interested in learning about her heritage. And I think we should trust Penny Lane to know that what she will be hearing is nothing compared to the real thing. Remember how embarrassed she was with the massacre at Lucy's graduation?"
Yes, I'd been mortified at Lucy's graduation, but unfortunately it was my parents who'd been the weapons of mass humiliation. Some poor graduate sang a not very flattering rendition of "Yesterday" and my parents almost walked out of the auditorium. they even refused to clap. it wouldn't have been so bad if the guys parents hadn't been sitting right next to us, recording the whole thing. I'm sure they appreciated watching the video with my parents' commentary track: "Ewww, all wrong. . . . Why do people feel it necessary to tamper with a . . .. there is only one Paul McCartney and you, child, are no Paul."
"Ah, yeah, Dad, it was awful." t got up and started unloading the dishwasher. thought that maybe that would help get Mom in a better mood.
"What do you say, Bees?" Dad reached across the table and squeezed my mothers hand.
"Oh, okay . . ." Mom looked defeated.
I tried not to laugh as I opened the top cabinet to put the glasses back in place.
"Oh, cheer up. Remember, we have coming in a few weeks!" Dad tried to get Mom to smile.
"that's right.' Penny Lane, we forgot to tell you -- we have some wonderful news. the Taylors are going to spend thanksgiving with us. isn't that --"
I tried to blink a few times to regain focus as I felt the glass slip from my hand. there was a crash on the floor. I looked up and saw a shocked look on my parents' faces.
they hadn't just said . . .
"Oh, Penny!" Mom got up and grabbed the broom and dustpan from the pantry. I just stood there while she started to clean up around me. "What has gotten into you?"
I couldn't even begin to explain.
this was a nightmare.
Chapter twenty one
I WAS STILL IN SHOCK THE following morning. I sat in a daze outside while I waited for Tracy to come pick me up. After the horrific news from the previous night, I needed my best friend more than ever.
Tracy's car turned on Ashland, and I practically ran out into the street. The car didn't even make a complete stop as I opened the door and got in the passenger seat.
"Wow, someone is excited to get to school," Tracy observed,
"You're not going to believe what happened last night!" My voice was quivering, on the verge of a full-on breakdown.
"Whoa, what on earth is going on, Pen? With everything that has happened the past couple of weeks, I'm sure it cant be that bad!'
"Oh, really, really, really, I think you might want to pull over for this."
Tracy pulled the car over and I told her the news. the words felt like they'd been festering inside of me for weeks instead of hours.
"What?!!! How come you didn't call me?"
"I left about fourteen messages."
Tracy reached into her purse and started swearing as she turned on her phone.
I went on. "I just, I just. . . it's so awful. I don't want to see him again. What am I supposed to do?" tears were starting to form behind my eyes.
"You mean besides kill him? What exactly did your parents say and did you tell them that that creep is not welcome in your house?"
I shook my head. "Of course I didn't say that. You know my parents have no idea what happened this summer with Nate. Sometimes I swear that they're so clueless,"
"Okay, give me the outline of what happened, and then I'm going to call an emergency meeting of the Lonely Hearts Club at lunch so we can come together and help you out."
Not only was I having the worst morning of my life, but I was also going to flunk out of school.
Luckily, Tyson had been assigned to be my lab partner for our fetal pig dissection, and he seemed to know biology as well as he knew punk rock. I must've been in a state, because even he picked up on my mood.
"Hey is everything all right?" he asked, looking up from the syllabus.
I nodded weakly.
"So, do you think we should name it}"
I had no idea what he was talking about, "What?"
A smile crept on his face. I was surprised to find he had nice teeth. "You know, do you think we should name it?" He gestured down to the fetal pig resting in the dissection pan.
"Oh, sure."
"Well." Tyson leaned over and started to examine the pig. "I was thinking of either Babe or Wilbur."
I looked at him in surprise.
"What? Do you think I would want to name him something like Slash or Killer?"
I couldn't help but laugh. that was exactly what I was thinking.
"I like Wilbur." I looked down at the poor pickled pig.
"Wilbur, it is." Tyson took a marker and wrote the name on the pan.
When the period ended, I immediately collected my books and practically ran out of the room, knocking over half the class. the hallway was a blur of people talking and lockers slamming as I ran down the corridor to the cafeteria.
When I got there, I saw Jen and Tracy rearranging tables in the back corner.
Dad stopped hiding behind his paper and set it down. "Now, Becky, I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing. At least she's interested in learning about her heritage. And I think we should trust Penny Lane to know that what she will be hearing is nothing compared to the real thing. Remember how embarrassed she was with the massacre at Lucy's graduation?"
Yes, I'd been mortified at Lucy's graduation, but unfortunately it was my parents who'd been the weapons of mass humiliation. Some poor graduate sang a not very flattering rendition of "Yesterday" and my parents almost walked out of the auditorium. they even refused to clap. it wouldn't have been so bad if the guys parents hadn't been sitting right next to us, recording the whole thing. I'm sure they appreciated watching the video with my parents' commentary track: "Ewww, all wrong. . . . Why do people feel it necessary to tamper with a . . .. there is only one Paul McCartney and you, child, are no Paul."
"Ah, yeah, Dad, it was awful." t got up and started unloading the dishwasher. thought that maybe that would help get Mom in a better mood.
"What do you say, Bees?" Dad reached across the table and squeezed my mothers hand.
"Oh, okay . . ." Mom looked defeated.
I tried not to laugh as I opened the top cabinet to put the glasses back in place.
"Oh, cheer up. Remember, we have coming in a few weeks!" Dad tried to get Mom to smile.
"that's right.' Penny Lane, we forgot to tell you -- we have some wonderful news. the Taylors are going to spend thanksgiving with us. isn't that --"
I tried to blink a few times to regain focus as I felt the glass slip from my hand. there was a crash on the floor. I looked up and saw a shocked look on my parents' faces.
they hadn't just said . . .
"Oh, Penny!" Mom got up and grabbed the broom and dustpan from the pantry. I just stood there while she started to clean up around me. "What has gotten into you?"
I couldn't even begin to explain.
this was a nightmare.
Chapter twenty one
I WAS STILL IN SHOCK THE following morning. I sat in a daze outside while I waited for Tracy to come pick me up. After the horrific news from the previous night, I needed my best friend more than ever.
Tracy's car turned on Ashland, and I practically ran out into the street. The car didn't even make a complete stop as I opened the door and got in the passenger seat.
"Wow, someone is excited to get to school," Tracy observed,
"You're not going to believe what happened last night!" My voice was quivering, on the verge of a full-on breakdown.
"Whoa, what on earth is going on, Pen? With everything that has happened the past couple of weeks, I'm sure it cant be that bad!'
"Oh, really, really, really, I think you might want to pull over for this."
Tracy pulled the car over and I told her the news. the words felt like they'd been festering inside of me for weeks instead of hours.
"What?!!! How come you didn't call me?"
"I left about fourteen messages."
Tracy reached into her purse and started swearing as she turned on her phone.
I went on. "I just, I just. . . it's so awful. I don't want to see him again. What am I supposed to do?" tears were starting to form behind my eyes.
"You mean besides kill him? What exactly did your parents say and did you tell them that that creep is not welcome in your house?"
I shook my head. "Of course I didn't say that. You know my parents have no idea what happened this summer with Nate. Sometimes I swear that they're so clueless,"
"Okay, give me the outline of what happened, and then I'm going to call an emergency meeting of the Lonely Hearts Club at lunch so we can come together and help you out."
Not only was I having the worst morning of my life, but I was also going to flunk out of school.
Luckily, Tyson had been assigned to be my lab partner for our fetal pig dissection, and he seemed to know biology as well as he knew punk rock. I must've been in a state, because even he picked up on my mood.
"Hey is everything all right?" he asked, looking up from the syllabus.
I nodded weakly.
"So, do you think we should name it}"
I had no idea what he was talking about, "What?"
A smile crept on his face. I was surprised to find he had nice teeth. "You know, do you think we should name it?" He gestured down to the fetal pig resting in the dissection pan.
"Oh, sure."
"Well." Tyson leaned over and started to examine the pig. "I was thinking of either Babe or Wilbur."
I looked at him in surprise.
"What? Do you think I would want to name him something like Slash or Killer?"
I couldn't help but laugh. that was exactly what I was thinking.
"I like Wilbur." I looked down at the poor pickled pig.
"Wilbur, it is." Tyson took a marker and wrote the name on the pan.
When the period ended, I immediately collected my books and practically ran out of the room, knocking over half the class. the hallway was a blur of people talking and lockers slamming as I ran down the corridor to the cafeteria.
When I got there, I saw Jen and Tracy rearranging tables in the back corner.
