Waistcoats & Weaponry
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“Have you ever seen a train like that before?” Sophronia assumed that Felix was well traveled.
The young lord shook his head, equally mystified. “Goodness, no. It looks as if someone crammed a first-class passenger train and a freight train together. Most abnormal.”
Sophronia tilted her head. “That’s exactly what I thought.”
“What’s going on?” demanded Dimity.
“It looks like someone took four carriages from a passenger train and then added two from a freight in between them.”
“Could it be a circus or some other kind of acting troupe?” suggested Dimity.
Felix said, “I think it’s more likely a special delivery—military, perhaps. With the freight carriages in the middle like that? It’s as if the passengers are needed to protect them.” He craned his head over the edge and to one side, as if trying to see the side of the train.
“Careful,” said Sophronia.
“Aww, Ria, you care.”
“Don’t be silly. I prefer not to clean up the mess if you fall out.”
“I’d miss you, too, my lovely.”
“Would you stop leaning!” Sophronia actually was worried. Felix wasn’t trained to fall overboard the way she was.
“Looks like there is writing on the side of one of the freight cars. Can’t read it, though. Might be a hint.” He finally pulled himself to safety.
“Well,” said Sophronia philosophically, “since it looks to be headed in the correct direction, shall we try for it?”
“Why not?” said Sidheag.
They floated on with greater purpose, if no greater speed.
Unfortunately, the little breeze they were riding wasn’t fast enough. The engine of the train puffed to life, without the customary toot of warning. This peculiar beastie was apparently interested in being stealthy. Or as stealthy as possible, for a train.
“We aren’t going to make it in time.” Sidheag looked resigned, but no closer to tears than normal. That was a relief. She seemed to be getting her gumption back.
Felix rounded on Soap. “Can’t you make her go faster?”
Soap did not dignify this with a reply. Airdinghies were designed for secrecy, not speed.
Sophronia took out her hurlie and lashed one of the airdinghy mooring ropes behind the grapple.
Dimity followed this action with wide, troubled eyes. “I do not think what you are about to do is a very good idea.”
Sophronia looked at Felix and Sidheag. “Can you rig something up with one of the other mooring ropes?”
Felix looked doubtful but went poking about the gondola for something sharp and curved.
Dimity produced an umbrella, but it was not strong enough.
“What we need is an anchor,” said Sophronia.
They closed in on the train; it was now spitting distance away.
It steamed up and began to leave the station with a quiet chug-chug.
Sophronia took aim and shot her grappling hook.
Felix leaned over the side and took a swing with an improvised lasso. He missed whatever protrusion he was aiming for.
Sidheag tutted at him and took the lasso away to give it a try. Being a gentleman, he let her, although he was clearly not pleased with ceding a sporting endeavor to a female. Sidheag, however, managed to loop the lasso over a finial-looking thing on the last passenger carriage on her first try.
Sophronia’s hurlie scraped along the top of the same passenger carriage and then hooked into the front top lip of the last coach. Now they had purchase on two points of the same carriage.
The train picked up speed out of the station and both ropes jerked. Sophronia, for added security, unstrapped her hurlie and fastened it to the railing of the gondola. She trusted Vieve to have built the hurlie to hold her weight, not necessarily to haul an airdinghy full of people.
The airdinghy leaned dangerously as it was suddenly being dragged along by a moving train. Luckily, the locomotive wasn’t moving fast. Nevertheless, an airship had not yet been built to be dragged along by something big on the ground.
“Soap,” yelled Sophronia into the wind, “we need to take her down, land her on top of the train.”
“Oh, miss, that’s not your best idea.”
“We can do it.”
“You, my dear, are overly optimistic!” said Felix, agreeing with Soap for once.
The gondola leaned all the way to one side. Dimity shrieked and almost tumbled over the edge. Sidheag grabbed on to her and the railing at the same time. Soap braced himself against the tiller, and then realized there was no point—the sail was now useless.
The train slowed. The airdinghy partly righted itself.
Soap pulled in the sail.
Sophronia said, “Everyone take a corner of the basket and let out the helium, slowly now, not too fast.”
“Oh god oh god oh god,” murmured Dimity, who up until that moment Sophronia would never have categorized as particularly religious. “This is bad.”
Sidheag agreed. “Cut us loose, Sophronia, you’re hurting the poor train. There’ll be another one along soon.”
But Sophronia knew they could do it. Plus, she was wildly curious about that strange-looking train. “Brace for it, and hold tight!”
Sidheag took one corner, Dimity another, Felix the third, Sophronia the fourth, with Soap holding the center and manning the controls.
Each of the four balloons had various dangling cords, but one cord in particular, lined with small red flags, was connected to the helium release flap at the base.
The young lord shook his head, equally mystified. “Goodness, no. It looks as if someone crammed a first-class passenger train and a freight train together. Most abnormal.”
Sophronia tilted her head. “That’s exactly what I thought.”
“What’s going on?” demanded Dimity.
“It looks like someone took four carriages from a passenger train and then added two from a freight in between them.”
“Could it be a circus or some other kind of acting troupe?” suggested Dimity.
Felix said, “I think it’s more likely a special delivery—military, perhaps. With the freight carriages in the middle like that? It’s as if the passengers are needed to protect them.” He craned his head over the edge and to one side, as if trying to see the side of the train.
“Careful,” said Sophronia.
“Aww, Ria, you care.”
“Don’t be silly. I prefer not to clean up the mess if you fall out.”
“I’d miss you, too, my lovely.”
“Would you stop leaning!” Sophronia actually was worried. Felix wasn’t trained to fall overboard the way she was.
“Looks like there is writing on the side of one of the freight cars. Can’t read it, though. Might be a hint.” He finally pulled himself to safety.
“Well,” said Sophronia philosophically, “since it looks to be headed in the correct direction, shall we try for it?”
“Why not?” said Sidheag.
They floated on with greater purpose, if no greater speed.
Unfortunately, the little breeze they were riding wasn’t fast enough. The engine of the train puffed to life, without the customary toot of warning. This peculiar beastie was apparently interested in being stealthy. Or as stealthy as possible, for a train.
“We aren’t going to make it in time.” Sidheag looked resigned, but no closer to tears than normal. That was a relief. She seemed to be getting her gumption back.
Felix rounded on Soap. “Can’t you make her go faster?”
Soap did not dignify this with a reply. Airdinghies were designed for secrecy, not speed.
Sophronia took out her hurlie and lashed one of the airdinghy mooring ropes behind the grapple.
Dimity followed this action with wide, troubled eyes. “I do not think what you are about to do is a very good idea.”
Sophronia looked at Felix and Sidheag. “Can you rig something up with one of the other mooring ropes?”
Felix looked doubtful but went poking about the gondola for something sharp and curved.
Dimity produced an umbrella, but it was not strong enough.
“What we need is an anchor,” said Sophronia.
They closed in on the train; it was now spitting distance away.
It steamed up and began to leave the station with a quiet chug-chug.
Sophronia took aim and shot her grappling hook.
Felix leaned over the side and took a swing with an improvised lasso. He missed whatever protrusion he was aiming for.
Sidheag tutted at him and took the lasso away to give it a try. Being a gentleman, he let her, although he was clearly not pleased with ceding a sporting endeavor to a female. Sidheag, however, managed to loop the lasso over a finial-looking thing on the last passenger carriage on her first try.
Sophronia’s hurlie scraped along the top of the same passenger carriage and then hooked into the front top lip of the last coach. Now they had purchase on two points of the same carriage.
The train picked up speed out of the station and both ropes jerked. Sophronia, for added security, unstrapped her hurlie and fastened it to the railing of the gondola. She trusted Vieve to have built the hurlie to hold her weight, not necessarily to haul an airdinghy full of people.
The airdinghy leaned dangerously as it was suddenly being dragged along by a moving train. Luckily, the locomotive wasn’t moving fast. Nevertheless, an airship had not yet been built to be dragged along by something big on the ground.
“Soap,” yelled Sophronia into the wind, “we need to take her down, land her on top of the train.”
“Oh, miss, that’s not your best idea.”
“We can do it.”
“You, my dear, are overly optimistic!” said Felix, agreeing with Soap for once.
The gondola leaned all the way to one side. Dimity shrieked and almost tumbled over the edge. Sidheag grabbed on to her and the railing at the same time. Soap braced himself against the tiller, and then realized there was no point—the sail was now useless.
The train slowed. The airdinghy partly righted itself.
Soap pulled in the sail.
Sophronia said, “Everyone take a corner of the basket and let out the helium, slowly now, not too fast.”
“Oh god oh god oh god,” murmured Dimity, who up until that moment Sophronia would never have categorized as particularly religious. “This is bad.”
Sidheag agreed. “Cut us loose, Sophronia, you’re hurting the poor train. There’ll be another one along soon.”
But Sophronia knew they could do it. Plus, she was wildly curious about that strange-looking train. “Brace for it, and hold tight!”
Sidheag took one corner, Dimity another, Felix the third, Sophronia the fourth, with Soap holding the center and manning the controls.
Each of the four balloons had various dangling cords, but one cord in particular, lined with small red flags, was connected to the helium release flap at the base.
