Troubles and Treats
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“In ten years I’ll be twenty. I’ll be able to carry a gun and pistol whip Drew,” Gavin says.
“You can’t carry a gun at twenty! And anyway, I will still be bigger than you in ten years, kid,” Drew argues.
“Yeah, but you’ll be old. And you’ll probably need a walker and someone to change your poopy diaper,” Gavin argues back.
“How the hell do you even know what pistol whip means?” Claire asks in shock.
“PlayStation. Duh,” Gavin replies back.
“I’m not going to have poopy diapers, YOU’RE going to have poopy diapers,” Drew tells Gavin.
“You can’t even spell poopy,” Gavin replies in a bored voice as his sister Sophia climbs onto his lap and gets comfortable.
“I can spell poopy!” Sophia announces.
“It’s called SPOOPY!” Drew and Jenny’s daughter Veronica announces proudly.
“SPOOP!” Billy shouts from his place on the floor in between Jim’s daughters.
Everyone stares down at Billy in shock.
“Did he just say spoop?” Liz whispers.
“What the hell is spoop?” Carter asks.
“Oh my God, our son’s first word is spoop?!” Jenny screeches as she smacks Drew’s arm.
“This is NOT my fault. It’s Jackson’s fault!” Drew argues.
“Do I really have to put that in his baby book? I CANNOT write the word 'spoop',” Jenny says.
“I can. I know how to spell spoop,” Gavin tells her.
“So do any of you have plans for more children?”
All three couples chime in at once and without any hesitation.
“OH HELL NO!”
“As we close our interview with the women who started Seduction and Snacks and their loving families, I think it’s clear to everyone that this group will remain friends for a very long time. They will continue to follow their dreams and watch their business grow into something none of them ever saw coming. They will also share in the joys of watching their children grow up together and form their own close-knit friendships and who knows, maybe one of them will have a story of their own to tell us down the road. I have a feeling we haven’t heard the last from the gang at Seduction and Snacks!”
The End
“You can’t carry a gun at twenty! And anyway, I will still be bigger than you in ten years, kid,” Drew argues.
“Yeah, but you’ll be old. And you’ll probably need a walker and someone to change your poopy diaper,” Gavin argues back.
“How the hell do you even know what pistol whip means?” Claire asks in shock.
“PlayStation. Duh,” Gavin replies back.
“I’m not going to have poopy diapers, YOU’RE going to have poopy diapers,” Drew tells Gavin.
“You can’t even spell poopy,” Gavin replies in a bored voice as his sister Sophia climbs onto his lap and gets comfortable.
“I can spell poopy!” Sophia announces.
“It’s called SPOOPY!” Drew and Jenny’s daughter Veronica announces proudly.
“SPOOP!” Billy shouts from his place on the floor in between Jim’s daughters.
Everyone stares down at Billy in shock.
“Did he just say spoop?” Liz whispers.
“What the hell is spoop?” Carter asks.
“Oh my God, our son’s first word is spoop?!” Jenny screeches as she smacks Drew’s arm.
“This is NOT my fault. It’s Jackson’s fault!” Drew argues.
“Do I really have to put that in his baby book? I CANNOT write the word 'spoop',” Jenny says.
“I can. I know how to spell spoop,” Gavin tells her.
“So do any of you have plans for more children?”
All three couples chime in at once and without any hesitation.
“OH HELL NO!”
“As we close our interview with the women who started Seduction and Snacks and their loving families, I think it’s clear to everyone that this group will remain friends for a very long time. They will continue to follow their dreams and watch their business grow into something none of them ever saw coming. They will also share in the joys of watching their children grow up together and form their own close-knit friendships and who knows, maybe one of them will have a story of their own to tell us down the road. I have a feeling we haven’t heard the last from the gang at Seduction and Snacks!”
The End
